She hears me, ignores every word.
The whole room tilts as if we’re on a ride at the county fair. That doesn’t keep Woods from stating, “By ordinance of the Great Christmas Dance Debacle of 2012, I feel obligated to remind you that we have a code.”
He’s referring to the finger cutting and blood-oath swearing we did following the Great Christmas Dance Debacle of 2012: I, Billie McCaffrey am platonically in love with the following: Woods Carrington, Kevin “Mash” Vilmer, Robert “Fifty” Tilghman, and Janie Lee Miller. I swear to honor group above self unless I am in love with one of the aforementioned, in which case, I may pursue my individual desires. (Woods had spent the previous summer reading the complete works of Jane Austen and John Grisham.) As a pack of sexually innocent puppies, we’ve obeyed every ordinance. Until now.
Everyone except me wants to know who Janie Lee is considering. There’s not a person in the room who wouldn’t date her.
She makes a fist, presses it into her quad. “Oh, screw the code.”
Fifty sinks his teeth into the bone. “Now you have to tell us, Miller.”
She speaks, voice rattling like coffee beans in a can. “Maybe I’m not even breaking the code. Maybe . . . well, maybe I’m saying I’m . . . in love with one of you.”
I find her hand in mine when it wasn’t there before. The four boys stare. To hell with them. I squeeze her fingers between mine and beg her not to go this route. Don’t tell them about Woods. Don’t tell them about Woods. There’s no going back from that.
Woods drops his marker and it rolls across the carpet toward me.
“Billie? Janie Lee? What’s going on?”
“Nothing,” I answer Woods. “Nothing at all.”
“We’ve talked about this,” Janie Lee says to me.
She’s asking permission, which is ridiculous, and we’ve got so much lesbian ambience going on right now the boys are currently having a fantasy about the two of us in my twin bed. Fifty whistles to that effect.
Davey throws advice at Woods. “Drop it, why don’t you?”
Woods Carrington never dropped a thing in his life. “Janie Lee?” he asks.
She stalls momentarily. “Well, the dance. All I’m asking is, what if I wanted to go with one of you?” Her eyes scan the room, landing on four other pairs of eyes; her thumb moves absentmindedly back and forth over the pulse in my wrist. “Could we amend the code slightly?” She asks this question of Woods.
“Depends on which one of us it is,” Fifty answers straightaway.
“Shut up, Fifty,” Woods says.
Woods touches Einstein, as if connection with the board will settle him. Losing control of the peanut gallery wasn’t on his agenda when he led this discussion toward the Harvest Festival. Rather than answer, he says to me, “I need to see you in the next room.”
I release myself from Janie Lee’s clutches and follow him into the bathroom off the hall. We hear Fifty say, “Mom and Dad are fighting.”
The toilet seat is up. I’m tempted to tell Woods, Hang on a minute while I unzip my fly and take a piss. It’s a good thing I don’t, because he wraps his arms around me so tightly I lose my breath. Our hearts race against each other.
“You going to save this one, Einstein?” I whisper into the crease lines of his T-shirt.
He collapses onto the edge of the tub. “Tell me what’s going on,” he says from behind a mask of his hands.
I put on my guessing cap. He thinks Janie Lee is in love with me, and I’m in love with her, and no one told him. He wants an apology. We are best friends. I lean against the vanity. “I think you’re probably experiencing what we mortals call jealousy.”
“Maybe I am,” he says.
I did not expect to be right. I said it to say something.
He makes himself ask the question he doesn’t want to ask. “Are you two . . . together?”
It is neither wise nor prudent to let the guy I love believe I’m in love with the girl who is actually, maybe, in love with him, but the words that come from my mouth are these: “I’m not sure what we are.”
I find . . . I am not lying.
Feelings don’t sort like laundry.
Woods needs all his people in neat little boxes with neat little labels. He needs me to be his best friend. He needs for Janie Lee, Mash, Fifty, and Davey to be the Hexagon. He needs assurances. In the church, even if people are one thing, they are often another. Brother Scott taught me that even if people are boxes, they are boxes on a Rubik’s Cube that shift. One turn, one conversation, one thought—all shift the cube.
I’ve loved Woods for so long, but Janie Lee . . . maybe it’s time to stop and define my feelings. I was always too busy insisting and explaining that Janie Lee and I weren’t together and it was no one’s business and “please stop making assumptions,” that I never stopped to consider that we are in a unique relationship. I suddenly feel as if I’ve owned a castle for years and explored only one room. Janie Lee’s good people. No, she’s best people. It’s ridiculous not to consider her . . . and the board, oddly enough, gave me the anger to understand I have more choices than I realized.
Woods says, “Jesus, Billie.”
“Oh, I don’t think Jesus is involved in this one yet.”
Woods forces himself to say each word thoughtfully, carefully, without judgment. “You two have always had a thing, a connection that’s different than with the rest of us, but I didn’t realize it was . . . something. I thought it was because you’re both girls.”
It takes everything in my power to respond with, “It’s not like that,” instead of Oh, am I a girl now?
I’m not sure he believes me. He lifts his head. “Regardless, how do we proceed from here?”
I love him so dearly for that we.
“We go back in there and you erase the board and write WAYS TO CHANGE THE WORLD or ODD USES FOR PEANUT BUTTER or FIVE THINGS MASH WILL CHOKE ON BY MAY, and act like you’re Woods effing Carrington.”
“I’m a little off my game,” he admits.
I have his dry-erase marker in my pocket. I turn his palm up. I write President on one hand and Commander on the other, and say, “Walk into that game room and act like the Hexagon of Love never happened. And let people work out Sadie Hawkins on their own.”
He head-bobs. He stands. We’re due another crushing hug, but instead he grabs my head like a basketball and tilts my forehead toward his mouth. His lips are above my right eyebrow. They are silk.
“Forgive me.” His mouth tickles my forehead.
Woods only likes change he creates, but he owns his mistakes.
“We’ll talk it through,” I promise. And add, “After you fix that mess in there. Go be Dad.”
He chews the side of his thumbnail, lingers long enough to say, “Meet me on the roof tonight for Beggar.” Without waiting for my answer, he returns to the game room. His voice calls out in its usual commanding way, “Gather round, my children. New plan.”