No, universe! No, no, no! No weekend getaways. No taking the train. No going back to Bailey Falls for the weekend just for a corn maze.
But it wouldn’t be just for the corn maze . . . there’d be dick involved.
I packed an overnight bag that evening, and this time instead of asking Roxie to pick me up at the Poughkeepsie station, I asked Oscar. He agreed instantly, and then spent ten minutes describing exactly what he planned to do to me in his truck on our way into town. To be fair, some of them couldn’t realistically be done while driving, but it didn’t really matter . . .
Friday evening, I walked off the train platform and headed for the parking lot, knowing Oscar would be waiting there for me. But instead, he surprised me by actually sitting inside the station, in the beautiful old lobby. For a second, I had an overwhelming urge to drop my bag and go running across the lobby, throwing myself into his arms, and letting him spin me silly while laying a big wet kiss on me. I walked quickly toward him, fighting the urge.
He met me halfway, walking rather quickly himself, and did indeed spin me around while giving me the biggest kiss of my life. The only deviation from the Disney version in my head was that one of his hands was splayed across my ass.
“Wow,” was all I could manage when he finally set me down.
“Was that too much?” he asked, the grin on his face unstoppable.
“Hell, I’m too much,” I replied, my grin matching his. “That was just right.”
He scooped up my bag and wrapped an arm around my shoulders, guiding me out to the parking lot.
“So, I’ve been thinking about all those things you wanted to do to me on the way home, and I think I figured out a way you can do them and not get arrested—or both of us splattered across the road.”
“Natalie, listen, I—”
“There’s that old turnoff, right by the old state highway? Roxie said it used to be one of the roads up to Bryant Mountain House, but it isn’t used anymore. So I was thinking we should go use it.”
“We can definitely do that, but not—”
I hurried toward his truck, eager for the weekend to start. “Come on, let’s go. If I sit next to you, I can slip my hand inside your jeans and lean down to— What the hell?”
Missy was sitting inside Oscar’s truck.
“Hi, Natalie.” She waved. I waved back, looking at Oscar with questions all over my face.
“Her car broke down,” he said as he stowed my bag in the back of the truck. Opening the passenger door for me, he had the decency to blush slightly. Considering what I’d been saying as we walked up, and knowing full well she must have heard my indecent proposal, a slight blush shouldn’t be enough. And did he look amused?
“My car broke down,” Missy echoed like a parrot. She patted the seat next to her. She’d slid into the middle seat, positioning herself between Oscar and me.
That would make road head a bit harder . . .
I grabbed hold of the door and stepped up gingerly. I was wearing new four-inch Bionda Castana fringed leopard booties, and while walking a mile over cobblestones wouldn’t give me pause, climbing in and out of trucks wasn’t what the designer had in mind. A large, steady hand landed on my behind, supporting me—and also engaging in a little grab-ass where prying Girl Scout eyes couldn’t see.
Whatever.
“Hello, Missy,” I chirped. I settled myself in the passenger side, feeling enormous next to the tiny ex-wife who was riding next to my guy.
Was he my guy? The proposed road head said yes. Maybe?
Oscar climbed in at that moment, and the two of us positively dwarfed Missy.
“So, are we giving you a lift somewhere?” I asked her.
Score one for me, with my specifically chosen use of the word we.
“Oh yes, when Oscar came to help, he suggested we come pick you up on our way to the auto shop. He arranged to have my car towed there for me.”
Score two for the Girl Scout for managing to not only use we to her advantage, but slip in an our for good measure.
“Well, Oscar’s good like that, isn’t he? He’d never leave a woman stranded on the side of the road.” I smiled through my teeth, to make sure she knew I had them.
She showed me her own toothy smile. “He’s sweet, looking after me the way he does.”
“Hopefully you’ll bake him some more muffins.” I smiled back just as sweetly. “I loved the last batch—they were great for breakfast.”
We drove across town toward the shop where Missy’s car had been towed, tension thick inside the cab. I wasn’t mad; what kind of a guy would he be if he left her stranded on the side of the road?
On the other hand, what kind of ex-wife was she, calling only Oscar when she had honey-do’s to be done? She’d had her chance; it was my turn to have my honey done.