“The thing about true love, right, is that sometimes you have to really push yourself out of your comfort zone to find it?” Ruby Hedgers tells me, from the top of the frame of a four-poster bed in one of the newly refurbished upstairs bedrooms (closed off to party guests, discovered by Ruby when the clock hit bedtime). “Like, Hamza from my class at school fancied Sophie, and everyone said she was sooo out of his league, but then he gave her the cake his mum made him for his lunch and she said he could be her boyfriend.”
“Ruby,” I say, “aren’t you six?”
“Yes,” she says with great solemnity. “Yes, I am.”
“Isn’t that a bit young for boyfriends?”
“Totally,” she says in the same tone. “But Sophie doesn’t know that. Which is lucky for Hamza.”
“There you are,” Mrs. Hedgers says, entering the room behind me. “Lovely to have your lifts back in order, Lucas. I particularly enjoyed the slow jazz and gold-embossed wallpaper—hello, Ruby, I bet you can’t climb down that post like a fireman’s pole, can you?”
Ruby promptly begins climbing down to prove her mother wrong. I give Mrs. Hedgers an impressed look, which she takes with the nod of a woman who knows her own talents.
“Lucas,” she says. “There is a young couple trying to—”
“There you are,” says Izzy’s friend Grigg, bursting into the room behind Mrs. Hedgers. His wife, Sameera, runs in behind him, coming up short, slightly out of breath.
“Oh, look. Everyone has been looking for us,” Ruby says with delight, pausing mid descent.
“Lucas,” Grigg says.
I have never seen a man with such bulging bags under his eyes—but the eyes themselves are steady and kind. Grigg is one of those people who would manage to make something look crumpled even if it were very recently ironed, while his wife is just the opposite: she exudes the sort of effortless glamour that makes her stained white T-shirt look vaguely iconic.
“We don’t want to bother Izzy, because she’s talking to the project manager of the building team about a local property looking for someone to coordinate a redesign for them . . .”
He smiles as my eyebrows shoot up.
“But I think one of your colleagues may be having a minor panic attack in the swimming pool,” he finishes, and my eyebrows drop into a frown again.
Merda.
“Have you . . .”
“Go. I’ll take it from here,” Mrs. Hedgers says as Ruby clings to the post of the bed like a koala, contemplating her path down.
I don’t run, of course—that’s against hotel policy. But I do walk very, very fast.
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The swimming pool should be locked to guests today—much like the upstairs bedrooms. But when we get there, the door is ajar. Poor Mandy is sitting on the edge of the pool, trousers rolled up to the knees, feet dangling in, with Pedro and Jem on either side of her and a mobile phone in each of her hands.
“I just wonder if keeping all these expensive phones directly over a body of water might not be the smartest move, sweetie?” Jem is saying, reaching tentatively for the phone nearest her.
“Mandy?” I say.
Her head snaps up. Her eyes remind me of a horse that has been startled and is likely to stand on your foot.
“Lucas,” she breathes. “There’s just . . . so much to do. So many people.”
I look around. The spa area is an oasis of calm, the noise from the party a low background hum behind the sound of the water.
“Mandy . . . why do you have two phones?” I ask, approaching.
I catch Pedro’s eye. He mouths No sudden movements at me in Portuguese.
“What? Oh.” Mandy looks from one to the other. “I thought if I put Twitter on this one and Instagram on this one then all the notifications wouldn’t be quite so overwhelming. But then I couldn’t get Twitter off this one and Facebook wouldn’t update on this one so now I’ve got everything everywhere and . . . it’s just . . . so . . . much.”
“I’m thinking maybe you’ve had enough screen time . . . Mandy?” Jem says, looking at me for confirmation.
She eases the nearest phone from Mandy’s hand and tosses it to me. I catch it. Thankfully. That was a very confident throw, and while I’m quite pleased that Jem rates my catching skills, I would also prefer her to never do that again, particularly this close to a swimming pool.
“Oh, wow,” Pedro says. He’s bent over Poor Mandy’s other phone while Mandy stares listlessly at the garden through the window opposite, eyes glazed. “You guys have ninety thousand Instagram followers?”
“What?” I say, starting forward and crouching down beside him.
“Hashtag the Ring Thing,” Jem says, looking over Pedro’s other shoulder.
I watch Pedro breathe in at her proximity and try not to smile. It looks like Pedro decided to introduce himself to Jem, then. Fascinating. I wonder if he has ever formed an emotional connection with a woman before. I am very much looking forward to my next morning coffee at Smooth Pedro’s—there is almost too much to tease him about.
“Hashtag save Forest Manor Hotel. Both trending,” Jem says.
“You need to use hashtags,” Mandy says faintly. “They’re good for engagement.”
“This photo of you and Izzy arguing over a Tupperware box has two hundred thousand Likes,” Pedro says, mouth hanging open.
“You need to add a personal touch,” Mandy says in the same vacant tone. “It makes your brand much more relatable.”
The last time I checked our social media profiles, they did not look like this.
“Mandy,” I say, “when did this happen?”
“Oh, sort of all the time, really, over the last few weeks,” she says. “The more pictures I posted about Izzy’s Ring Thing, the bigger it got.”
Pedro swears. “You have a direct message from someone with fifteen million followers here. And . . .”
“There you are,” Arjun says, barging into the spa with his chef’s hat in hand and some tapenade on his forehead. “There’s a Harper Armwright outside the hotel with a six-piece band. What the fuck?”
“Oh, yes, Harper,” Poor Mandy says dreamily. “She’ll be here to collect her wedding ring.”
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I’ve heard of Harper Armwright. She did a duet with Michael Bublé; Izzy has one of her old CDs in her box o’ bits. But I’m not a fan, particularly—I would choose Los Hermanos over Harper Armwright any day.
And yet even I feel somewhat starstruck when I see her outside the hotel. She carries herself like she’s special. It’s in her every move: the slow turn of her head, the set of her shoulders, the thoughtlessness with which she leaves the car door for somebody else to close. And it’s in the warm, well-practised smile she gives us, with an extra special moment of eye contact for Sameera, who is hopping on the spot and whining Oh my God it’s Harper actual Armwright under her breath.
“You must be Lucas,” Harper says to me with a voice like honey. She holds out her hand for me to shake. “One half of my Christmas miracle.”
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We manage to smuggle her in under Izzy’s woolly hat and a pair of sunglasses I keep in my glove box. It’s her security team who draw attention. I glower at them when they refuse to look less conspicuous, and they glower right back. I have the vague sense that I may have found my people.
“I must have lost it when the paparazzi turned up—we left this place in such a hurry,” Harper says, sliding the ring slowly onto her finger and breathing out. “All those years it was just sitting here? It’s like . . . Wow.”