The Rachel Incident

Two thousand euro, and you’ll never see me, or hear about this, ever again.

Was I breaking my promise by being here? It had never occurred to me, until that moment, to give back the money. The money was specifically for the termination, and when it turned out that I didn’t need one, I thought of it as hush money. Money for what I had gone through. Money for the lie I had unwillingly taken part in. Seeing Dr. Byrne there made me feel like a fugitive. Like I should go to the cash machine, and slam the two grand into his fists.

The graduates entered in their black gowns and green bibs. The course had been too huge for me to recognise everyone, but I knew faces. People I had done tutorials with, borrowed pens from, given my notes to. They were part of the same moving amoeba, and I was sitting in a black wool dress with my parents at the back of the room. In a way, it was perfect. It was utterly in keeping with my university career. I felt lonely and beady-eyed and like life was a place that happened somewhere else.

The head of the department welcomed us to the ceremony in Irish, then in English, and spoke English for the rest of the service. It fell past me, like scenery outside a car window. All I could think about was the fact that I was in the same room as Dr. Byrne, who I had sworn to keep away from for the rest of my life.

Eventually, the graduates were told to turn around, and to give their families and loved ones a round of applause for supporting them in their education. They turned and clapped, their smiles wide, happy to be the centre of attention and to magnanimously give that attention away. A few of my classmates’ gazes fell on me, and I saw some confused expressions, like they couldn’t quite remember where they knew me from.

The scroll giving started. It went on for an hour, and I could see the boredom snatching at my parents. My mother looked as if she had realised this was a bad idea. We felt like charity cases, rejects from a world we had once occupied so easily. I held both of their hands. It was a terrible time, abysmal in every way, but I also felt very close to them. Like the three of us were on the same team, both as a family and as individuals. I never felt that way about my parents again, even on my wedding day.

Finally, when it felt like it had gone on for ever, when the bright beam of sunshine through the long windows had burned us all, when the department head was getting hoarse from name-calling, Rachel Murray was called. I shuffled out of my seat, past the confused, seated parents, and went to collect my scroll.

As I walked up the aisle, I couldn’t help but find Dr. Byrne. His face filled with panic and confusion. He must, on some level, have expected to see me there. But not like that: apart from everyone, and not even wearing the gown.

If there had been nothing amiss with my university career, if I really was just a student who hadn’t done the necessary admin to attend graduation and who had found a way to go anyway, I’m sure the whole room would have felt it. Everyone would have instinctively understood or assumed I was someone who had been sick, or in absentia, or had some other equally plausible and fine reason to be treated differently.

But there’s a gut inside the body, and it metabolises the atmosphere quickly. Everyone knew that something was wrong, and that the graduation ceremony felt like a forced wedding between a child and a corpse. Like a horrible rite that they all had to sit through to ensure another safe harvest.

I took the scroll, and felt the eyes of every member of the department. How many of them knew about Rachel Murray and the terrible dinner party?

Afterwards, my father broke his silence. “Were you very close with your professors, Rachel?”

“No. Why?”

“Only, after you took your scroll, they couldn’t seem to stop looking at you.”





25


WE ARRIVED AT ISAACS, confused and awkward with one another, and I got a phone call from James. He was supposed to meet us there.

“Listen: I won’t be able to make it. Ben can’t spare me.”

“What?!”

“I’ve sent a replacement.”

“A replacement? Who? James, what are you playing at?”

“Just wait.”

A minute later, James Carey arrived in a navy sports jacket and smiling like a talk-show host. “Hello, my darling,” he said, his hands on my hips. “Christ, don’t you look stunning? Congratulations.”

My parents, desperate for something new to think about, became immediately excited.

“Rachel, who is this?”

I hadn’t seen him since August, and in that time I had both carried and miscarried his baby. I was speechless, hard-blinking and jumpy.

“Hello,” he said, sticking his hand out to my father. “My name is James.”

“Another James?” Mum exclaimed.

“Well, Rachel calls me Carey, but she’s the only one. I wouldn’t dare try to replace the other James. No competition there, I’m afraid.”

“Oh, don’t we know it,” Mum said, already charmed. “It’s James this, James that since last Christmas. We’ve heard of nothing else.”

All of a sudden, my parents and Carey were taking the piss out of me. My love affair with James Devlin, which had apparently tickled them, was being aired out for everyone to enjoy.

“He’s great, though,” Carey said. “He told me where you were today. I phoned him when Rachel said she didn’t want to make a fuss over graduation. So I came down from Derry.”

“From Derry?” Dad said. “Today?”

“Train to Dublin last night, train to Cork this morning.”

“Aren’t you great?” My mother was genuinely impressed. She had never liked Jonathan.

“Well, she worked so hard, didn’t she? Have you read her essays?”

I am told that it was a lovely lunch. I can’t remember if I said a word, or ate anything, or even smiled. All I knew was that I was glad he was there, but not enough to make me happy generally. Happiness felt very far away, and like something only the innocent were entitled to.

Carey turned the whole day around for my parents. He seemed to understand that they needed fun, and lightness, and crab cakes. He spoke reverently about his sick mother, but he didn’t dwell on it. He had funny anecdotes about his father and the rest of his family. He said he didn’t mind being back in Derry at all, and that it was very like Cork, really.

The lunch went on a long time, until the restaurant had to close for the dinner service. My parents kissed me goodbye outside, and my father handed me an envelope. “It’s only a fifty,” he said. “It’s not much, but take yourselves out for a few more jars.”

Carey and I walked down the street and discussed pubs. I leaned into him, my head on his shoulder. The further we were from my parents the more I slouched into him, less for love, and more to stay upright.

“Ey ey ey, what’s going on? Are you legless already?”

I gripped him hard, like I was chaining myself to railings. His tone shifted.

“Are you all right, Rache?” he asked. “Oh God, I was right to come, wasn’t I?”

“Yes,” I murmured.

“What’s wrong, then? Why have you gone all strange?”

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