The Gossip and the Grump (Three BFFs and a Wedding #2)

To the best of his knowledge, I was talking about a water rights war between Ms. Sharpie and Mr. Leprechaun.

It’s actually about a greenhouse straddling a property line and whether or not she was growing poison ivy for use in spells on him.

And him is one of the triplets who gets super mad when I talk about it, so I never say which triplet.

I love the triplets too much to divulge any more than that.

“So they’re definitely over-over?” Devi asks.

Laney nods while she pushes Jitter out from under the table. “That is the one thing that’s crystal clear in the whole situation.” She looks at me. “Will your new boss figure out who you were talking about, or do we need to do damage control?”

“I think he’s writing me off as a liar, and I changed a lot of details, so we’re probably good. But it might not be a bad idea for a few more people to tell him some incorrect gossip so he quits worrying about what I might’ve told him.”

Devi squints at me. “There’s something you’re not saying.”

“It’s—”

“Addison Hunter at three o’clock,” Laney says quickly.

Devi and I both whip our heads around.

Shit.

She’s right.

Addison’s here.

Addison’s here, and she’s angling up to Grey like she has every intention of asking him to head back to her place.

Over my cold, dead, gossip-loving body.

“Jitter, you win,” I tell him. “Let’s go see your new BFF.”

“Aww, Jitter likes him?” Devi says.

“Jitter likes everyone.”

Except Addison.

I have forbidden him from liking Addison.

And I tell myself Addison is the only reason I’m rising from my seat to cross the room with my dog and rescue Grey.

Again.

If he wanted to talk to Devi, or Laney, or Kayla, or whoever, I don’t care.

But Addison?

No.

No.

The minute I lift my head to plot my path across the restaurant, he makes eye contact with me as if I’m the only person in the room.

Once again, my breath catches in my throat.

Exactly the way it did when he flew to my side to keep me from falling after he startled me in the kitchen earlier, which I am actively not thinking about.

Not thinking about the fear in his eyes.

Not thinking about the way his breath was coming too fast.

Not thinking about the strong grip of his long fingers wrapped around my forearm.

Not thinking about the conflicted emotions that danced across his face when he realized he was giving himself away.

He cares.

But the fact that he clearly doesn’t want to and keeps bringing up how I left him in Hawaii is a major red flag, waving in the wind, broadcasting I have trust issues and I’m ridiculously attracted to you still and pissed about it.

And what do I do with red flags?

I have one-night stands with them.

That’s my dirty little secret. It’s in my DNA to go for the guys that I know aren’t relationship material.

Until Hawaii, but that was safe because I was never supposed to see him again.

He stares at me a beat too long before turning back to Addison and whatever she’s saying as she crowds him too close for my comfort. I say a quiet thanks to the cappuccino gods that it takes me about ten seconds to reach his side.

“Hey, you made it,” I say as I let Jitter stick his nose in Grey’s crotch and stand too close to him, craning my neck as I look up. “I didn’t see you come in. Have you gotten a plate yet?”

Those blue eyes focus in on me with a mixture of distrust and intrigue. “I made it,” he repeats slowly.

I smile.

And wink.

His guard goes up so fast, it’s a wonder everyone on the whole block can’t feel the aftershocks.

“I see you’ve met Addison,” I say. “She posted Emma’s wedding video online.”

“Oh my god, Sabrina,” Addison yelps.

“She did,” someone behind me mutters. “I saw it on her TikTok first.”

“Have you ever made a mistake, Grey?” the slimy little backstabbing asshole says to him.

I touch his elbow and lean into him. “Oh, you can bet he has.”

She looks down at my hand.

He looks down at my hand.

At least three people around us suck in a collective breath.

Why, yes. Yes, I have just used body language to communicate that he is mine, and they can all back the fuck up.

It’s mostly for Addison’s benefit.

On a scale of one to ten, she can suck mud out of a straw every time she’s thirsty for the rest of her life for all I care.

“I have definitely made mistakes in my life,” Grey says slowly, “but I don’t think I’ve ever stabbed a friend in the back for a few minutes of fame.”

“Isn’t he sweet?” I say to Devi’s brother, who’s leaning in with his new fiancée, listening closely to all of us.

“I’d go with smart,” Isabella murmurs behind us.

“That too,” I toss over my shoulder with a smile.

Grey leans just out of my reach to bend and simultaneously scratch Jitter behind his big, floppy brown ears while pushing him out of his crotch.

Addison looks at me, then at Grey, then back to me. You can see the wheels turning.

The extrapolations.

The calculations.

The excitement at what she’s sniffing out as news. Can I be the first one to tell the entire town that Sabrina’s dating her boss?

“You do not want to do that,” I say softly, still smiling. “Not to me.”

Jitter pushes against Grey’s legs while the man himself watches me have a stare-down with the woman who became my mortal enemy when she uploaded Emma’s wedding video all over social media.

She shouldn’t even be here.

She works in Denver.

And—as off gossip as I am—I would’ve heard if she’d lost her job or had decided to move home.

Also, being off gossip doesn’t mean I wouldn’t drop every secret I know about Addison to get her to back the fuck off and mind her own damn business.

She goes a teensy bit pale. “I heard Emma’s home.”

“Have you also heard Theo has about a dozen get-out-of-jail-free cards from the sheriff?” I ask.

She fully blanches now.

I still don’t blink. “Grey, you haven’t eaten yet. Come on. Let’s get you some dinner.”

“Nice to meet you,” he says to Addison, and I feel like we’re back in Hawaii.

Playing off each other. Not hating each other. Not trying to sniff out an angle.

The suspicion is still there, but that could be my imagination.

Or my conscience.

“Off gossip, hmm?” he murmurs to me as I tug Jitter along to make a path for us through the crowd and up to the counter.

“Don’t test me when it comes to the people and things I love.”

“I didn’t need a save.”

“You would’ve preferred to not know who she was and what she did?”

He doesn’t answer.

We reach the counter, and Nani Parvati eyeballs me. “You don’t date.”

“Correct.”

“You look very cozy.”

“Whatever he wants, put it on my bill, please.”

Grey makes a noise. “I’m paying for my own dinner.”

“And whatever he orders,” I add, ignoring him, “can you double the naan and add in dessert?”

“Anything you want, Sabrina.”

“I do not need extra anything, and I’m paying for my own dinner,” Grey repeats.

“Nonsense.” Nani Parvati snorts delicately. “Your money is no good here. You saved Bean & Nugget. You get dinner from me or from Sabrina, but you don’t pay for yourself.”

His beard moves like his jaw’s ticking beneath it.

Jitter wags his tail harder and keeps staring at Grey like the man hung the moon.

Traitor.

“I’m not another of your good deeds,” Grey mutters to me.

“Sorry, boss-man. Looks like you are. If you don’t pick what you want, Nani Parvati and I will surprise you.”

“We will surprise you anyway,” she agrees. “Go sit. I will get you dinner.”

“I don’t—” Grey starts, but that’s as far as he gets before someone knocks into him from behind.

Which would be fine, except it makes him stumble, and however he stumbles makes Jitter yelp, and when Jitter yelps, he shoves Grey sideways.

Right into Marley, my neighbor with the adorable little girl, Aspen.

Who’s carrying a plate loaded with butter chicken.

Which smushes all over Grey’s button-down and his coat.

I try to make a noise, but nothing will come out.

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