“One melon plate, one herbal tea,” says Cassidy, as my phone bleeps with another text. I click on it out of habit and see yet another message from the Rilston.
Do you enjoy ballroom dancing? Please accept a complimentary ten-minute ballroom-dancing lesson from our resident experts Nigel and Debs!
“Thanks for the dance-lesson offer,” I say to Simon. “But I don’t think I’ll have time today.” He looks puzzled, so I peer at my phone again. “The ballroom dancing?” I clarify. “I just got a text offering me a complimentary lesson with Nigel and Debs?”
Simon and Cassidy exchange looks of consternation.
“That app!” exclaims Cassidy. “See, Simon? I told you! It’s still inviting the guests to ballroom dancing! We never did have ballroom dancing,” she confides to me. “Nigel and Debs don’t exist. The tech guy put it on as an example and never got rid of it.”
“Ms. Worth, what other messages have you received?” asks Simon, looking beleaguered.
“Er …” I scroll down the messages. “Apparently Mike Strangeways is doing magic tricks in the lobby today?”
Cassidy emits a squeak and claps a hand over her mouth, while Simon’s consternation seems to have doubled.
“Mike Strangeways was dismissed a year ago for … unsavory behavior,” he says, as though speaking with difficulty.
“He got hammered,” puts in Cassidy, winking at me. “Went a bit too far with his magic wand, know what I mean? He’s a one, Mike.”
“Cassidy!” hisses Simon, then he turns to me, breathing hard. “Ms. Worth, I can only apologize that his name has appeared on your phone. These are not the high standards we expect of ourselves at the Rilston. We have let you down and we have let ourselves down. Cassidy, please send Ms. Worth some flowers at once, by way of recompense.”
“Of course.” Cassidy busily gets out a notebook and pencil. “What sort of budget? And what message shall I put? Shall I put, We are devastated and destroyed by our error, like last time?”
Simon swivels his eyes meaningfully toward me several times, and Cassidy seems to notice her faux pas. “Oh, right,” she says hastily, whipping her notebook away from my view as though it contains state secrets. “Yes. I’ll get on that, Simon.”
I bite my lip, trying not to laugh.
“You don’t need to send me flowers,” I say. “It’s fine. But you might want to fix your app.” As I’m speaking, my phone pings with yet another text, and silently I show it to Simon.
Only one week till Christmas! Join us for a festive mince pie at reception!!!
From the appalled expression on his face, I kind of wish I hadn’t.
I eat my melon plate all alone, with Nikolai watching me silently from the other side of the room. God knows where the Bergens are; maybe they have breakfast in their room. I’m aware of every clink of my fork and every gulping sound I make as I swallow. Each time I take the slightest sip of water, Nikolai dashes forward to replenish my glass, murmuring, “Madame,” until I don’t dare have any more. It’s a relief to get up, after a final swig of musty mint tea. (How long has that been sitting in the drawer?)
As I trudge upstairs to get my stuff, I don’t feel remotely energetic. I sit hunched on my bed for a few minutes, trying to muster some enthusiasm, then gather up my wetsuit, yoga mat, foam roller, Hula-Hoop, iPad, and painting stuff. I lug them downstairs, then pause in the lobby, eyeing the sky through the open front door. It’s a moody gray, and I can sniff the rain in the air from here.
“Hi!” Cassidy greets me from behind the reception desk, where she’s busily using a sewing machine on a piece of yellow fabric. “Off to the beach?”
“Yes,” I say. “I’ll probably spend most of the day down there,” I add firmly. If I say it out loud, then I’ll have to do it.
“Doing yoga?” she inquires, looking at my mat.
“Yoga, meditation, grounding …” I try to sound knowledgeable. “General wellness activities.”
“Wow.” Cassidy looks impressed. “So you won’t want shortbread and coffee in the lounge at eleven?”
Suddenly, all I want in this world is shortbread and coffee in the lounge at eleven. But I can’t give up so quickly.
“No thanks.” I smile briskly. “I’ll be too busy with my schedule.”
“Of course.” She eyes my Hula-Hoop curiously. “What’s that? Looks like a Hula-Hoop!”
“It’s … exercise equipment.” I hastily nod at the sewing machine, to change the subject. “What are you doing?”
“Etsy business,” explains Cassidy. “Bit of cash on the side. I make personalized underwear to order, see?” She holds up the yellow fabric, and I see that it’s a thong with pink embroidered words on the front, stating You’ll Be Lucky. “You can have any slogan you want,” she says brightly. “Up to five words. I’ll make you one, if you like! I make quite a lot saying Happy Place with an arrow downward—d’you want one of those?”
I try to imagine wearing a thong saying Happy Place with an arrow downward. But it just seems like a bad joke. Happy place? Dead and forgotten place, more like. Thrown away the key, more like.
“You seem busy,” I say, avoiding the question.
“I’m doing really well!” she says proudly, holding up a multicolored handful of thongs. “Although I don’t even want to tell you what I’ve had to embroider for some of the customers.” She lowers her voice. “I had to look some of it up! I can’t do it at home, my gran would have a hissy. She goes to chapel. This one’s nice, though.” She sorts through and finds a turquoise thong with the slogan F— Me. “Quite classy, I thought,” she says, admiring it. “You know, understated. Don’t you think?”
“Er …” The phone rings before I can answer, and she picks up the receiver.
“Hello, the Rilston,” she says cheerily, twirling the F— Me thong round and round on her forefinger. “No, that’s the other Rilston, in Perthshire. OK. Enjoy your stay!”
As she puts down the phone, I decide to raise something that’s crossed my mind a few times since I’ve arrived.
“Cassidy, is the Rilston … all right?” I venture. “Only it’s quite empty, and half the furniture’s gone, and …” I look around the faded lobby, wondering how to put this tactfully. “It’s a bit different from how it used to be. It’s not going to … ?”
I can’t bear to say go bust.
“Well.” Cassidy leans across the desk as though for a good gossip. “Here’s what it is. They are a bit short of cash. We’re what you call a ‘skeleton staff.’ Not real skeletons!” she adds, with a sudden laugh. “We’re not ghosts!”
A skeleton staff. OK. That explains quite a lot.
“So anyway, they need to get investors on board for the new lodges,” continues Cassidy. “They’re going to get those done first, then fix up the main hotel. They’re going to be called Skyspace Beach Studios,” she adds with relish. “All glass. Hot tubs on the decks.”
“Wow,” I say, taken aback. “That sounds … different.”
“Oh yeah, you should see the designs.” Cassidy nods. “They’re amazing! Simon’s planning a reception for all the investors, actually,” she adds, putting another thong in her sewing machine. “Or, rather, would-be investors. That’s why he’s a bit stressed out.”
“Right.” I nod too, digesting this. “He does seem quite tense.”
“Simon takes everything so seriously.” Cassidy shakes her head sorrowfully. “Poor love. We had a fire recently. I was like, ‘Simon, relax, it’s only a fire!’ But he’s all like, ‘We shouldn’t have fires in the hotel! It’s dangerous!’ Perfectionist, you see? Oh, you’re invited to the reception,” she adds as she starts embroidering again. “I’m printing out the cards later.”
“Me?” I stare at her. “I’m not an investor.”
“They want some guests along,” she explains. “Liven it up. Oh, do come! There’ll be champagne! Or—wait. You won’t want champagne, will you?” She thinks for a moment. “I’m sure Chef Leslie will make you a lovely kale cocktail.”
“Great,” I gulp. “Well, maybe. See you later.”