“Until now.” Smith eases off the brake. “What are the odds your dad takes a swing at me the second he sees me?”
“Just pull into your driveway and stay in the van. I’ll get my bags, and if they ask any questions, I’ll tell them that the driver got confused.” I glance back at Aidan. “It’s honestly not that hard of a story to sell.”
“Great. I hide like I used to when I was a teenager sneaking out of your room. That’s your big plan?”
“Yes.” I hold my breath as we move closer to my parents’ home. “Unless you’ve got a better idea.”
“I do.”
Smith stops the van directly in front of my family. It takes them a second to register that I’m sitting in the front seat instead of the back, and it takes my parents another half second to realize that the driver looks vaguely familiar. I put on the biggest, most enthusiastic smile my mouth can muster and swing open my door to greet them.
“I made it.” I cover my head with my purse to keep the last few drops of rain from splattering across my face. “Better late than never, right? Mom? Dad? Anyone?”
Nobody has ever paid less attention to me in my life. I could light myself on fire, and I doubt that my parents would stop staring at Smith long enough to put out the flames.
“Is that Smith in the car?” Nana Rosie points with the hand that isn’t holding her usual dirty martini. “I didn’t realize he worked as a cabdriver now. I thought he made a boatload of money at that little magazine of his.”
“He’s not a cabdriver, Nana.” I loop my arm around her. “It was just a weird coincidence.”
“Well, are you going to explain this weird coincidence to us, Penelope?” my mother huffs. “Or will Smith fill us in when he fetches your bags?”
“He’s not fetching my bags, Mom,” I say.
“Is he the reason you’re late? Your sister said you were stuck in traffic. Was that a lie?” my mom asks. “Were you two canoodling?”
Ew. Really?
“Didn’t Phoebe show you the news? Everyone trying to get on the island was stuck.” I suddenly realize that Phoebe and Falon are nowhere in sight. “Where is Phoebe?”
“She’s inside with Falon and Martin.” My mother’s face falls. “Oh, poor Martin will be so upset. I can’t believe you would do this to him, Penelope, and with Smith Mackenzie of all people. You told me you were taking one of those rideshares. I didn’t realize that was some sort of code for a hookup.”
“Mom, I haven’t been flexible enough to hook up with anyone in a car since I was sixteen,” I say. “I’m a writer, not a yoga instructor.”
“You’re not being funny, Penelope. None of this is funny at all.” My mother turns to my father. “Carter, can you believe this?”
“No, I can’t,” my father says. He hands my mother their shared umbrella. “I’m going to go have a word with that jackass.”
“Dad, stop.” I tug at his arm. “This is all a misunderstanding. If we could just calm down and go inside, I could explain it to everyone.”
The van door slams shut, quieting us all instantly. Smith’s boots crunch on the gravelly road as he makes his way to the back of the van for my bag. Despite there being only a vehicle between us, Aidan’s van might as well be a mountain. We don’t move or say a word. We just wait with bated breath as Smith closes the back end of the van and then rounds the corner with my luggage and Ozzie in tow.
“Carter. Silvia. Nana Rosie.” Smith nods to each of them. “It’s nice to see all of you.”
I stand with my family in pregnant silence, waiting to see who will be the first to address Smith. It’s like being at the OK Corral if Wyatt Earp’s brothers were all over seventy and smelled vaguely of gin and Chanel No. 5. If I’m the first to break the silence, there’s bound to be an argument. My parents practically have their boxing gloves on, and I can’t start the weekend with them pissed at me for no reason. That will diminish my chances of getting their help, which is the only reason I came home in the first place.
“Smith, my darling boy, it’s so good to see you.” Nana Rosie hands me her martini as she glides across the driveway to Smith. He leans down to hug her, and she kisses both his cheeks, branding them with her signature red lipstick. “It’s been ages since we’ve seen you. How have you been?”
“I’ve been well,” Smith says. “Thank you for asking.”
“You certainly look well. Doesn’t he look well, Silvia? Carter?”
Nana Rosie isn’t a spring chicken, but she’s still the sort of woman who likes to poke the bear, and while normally I find this part of her personality to be eccentric and fun, right now I find it terrifying. My dad may be in his seventies, but at six foot four, he’s still a force to be reckoned with when he loses his temper. The same goes for my mother. She might be an old Southern belle in appearance and voice, but there’s a fierce mama bear inside that tropical-print caftan.
“You’ve got a lot of nerve showing up with my daughter,” my dad growls. “Especially after the way you treated her and this family.”
“Dad,” I interject. “Let’s just calm down.”
“Carter, I see that you’re upset, but—”
“Stop calling me Carter. That’s Mr. Banks to you, and don’t you forget it.” He takes a step toward Smith. “Now, get off my driveway, and don’t—”
The van door slides open. A groggy Aidan pokes his head out, inspecting his surroundings like Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog Day. He wipes a bit of crusted sleep from his eyes before slowly stepping out of the van.
“Wow,” Aidan says. “You guys really do fight in the streets.” He puts a hand on his hip and scratches the back of his head.
“Young man, who the hell are you?” my father asks.
“That’s Aidan,” I say gently. “He’s our driver, or at least he was our driver until he overdosed on doggy drugs.”
“Penelope Banks,” my father snaps. “This is hardly the time for jokes.”
“I’m not joking, Dad. Look, it’s a long story, but the gist is that Smith’s the reason we made it home at all.”
My father’s gray eyebrows furrow like a pair of dueling caterpillars atop his narrowed gaze. My mother appears equally perplexed. Her bright blue eyes dart between Smith and Aidan, trying to suss out who the liar is, since the usual suspect—me—is in the clear.
“Well, then I suppose we owe you a thank-you, Smith,” Nana Rosie says. “Thank you so much for ensuring that our Penny made it home safely for her first Thanksgiving with us in far too long.”
“It wasn’t any trouble.” Smith places Ozzie on the pavement, and he immediately runs to Nana Rosie with his tail wagging. “It’s my first time home in a long time too, so I was just as eager to get here.”
“I didn’t think anyone was at your parents’ place this weekend.” Nana Rosie motions to the Mackenzies’ home across the street. “By the way, I’m so sorry to hear about Fiona’s passing. She was a lovely woman.”
Am I the last one to know about her death? I know I’m not the best at staying in touch, but I would’ve thought somebody would’ve mentioned it to me.
“Thank you,” Smith says softly. “She was something special.”
“How about you join us for cocktail hour so we can have a drink in her honor.” Nana Rosie turns to my parents, giving them one of those smiles that appears harmless, but anyone who knows my grandmother knows she means business. “Carter, why don’t you tip the driver for the kids. Penny, you grab your bag and freshen up. Smith, I assume you have your own luggage too? You drop your bags off and come right over for drinks.”
“Nana Rosie, I’m sure Smith is tired,” I say, desperate to derail her plans. “I’m sure he just wants to go home, unpack, and—”
“Actually, I could go for a drink,” Smith says.
“Really?” I choke. “Because we would totally understand if you weren’t up to it. You know, after my parents were so rude to you and all.”