“Technically,” said Wren. “I used to, anyway. Horses don’t care for berserkers much, so it’s been a while. Shane?”
“I was trained in riding in my youth,” said Shane. Marguerite placed him in his late thirties, possibly even early forties, but his hesitant manner of speaking made him seem oddly young.
“We will find you reliable horses,” said Beartongue. “You’ll only need them for a few days up river anyway. Court is in the western mountains this year, and I presume you’ll go by boat most of the way?”
Marguerite nodded. The Court of Smoke was where the elite went when the weather got too hot to stay in the city. Those who had chateaus or estates somewhere more pleasant went to them. Those who could not afford such, or who did not wish to leave the glittering swirl of court life, went instead to the Court of Smoke, which was held in a fortress in the highlands and hosted by whichever courtier was currently most fashionable and wealthy enough to afford the extravagant expense. It was a summer-long party that hosted the scions of multiple nations. A spy could hardly miss it. Too many deals were brokered there, alliances made and broken, fortunes lost and won and lost again.
Marguerite had attended almost every year, in her guise as a perfume broker, and even though by mid-August she was ready to chuck the whole job and become a dirt farmer, by the next April she was already planning her journey again. The past two years, she hadn’t dared risk attending, and the knowledge of how much she must be missing itched at her like a nettle.
“Make your preparations,” said the Bishop. “Be ready for a long stay. If there’s any duties here that need to be handed off, you know the drill.” And as both Wren and Shane moved toward the door,
“And for the Rat’s sake, if you need new equipment, tell someone. I realize complaining is practically anathema to you people, but if your boots are about to wear through, we can fix that!”
Wren chuckled. Shane’s beard looked martyred.
The door closed behind the paladins. Marguerite transferred her gaze to Beartongue, who had the fond look of a teacher whose pupils have performed well. “I think they’ll do fine,” she said. Better than fine. I might actually be able to sleep if I know those two are on guard. “But tell me, Your Grace, is there anything I should know about them in advance, to make this all go more smoothly?”
Beartongue steepled her fingers. “Not a great deal. They’re both superb fighters, of course, but you presumably know enough about the Saint of Steel to know that once the battle tide takes them, you won’t get them back easily. So don’t point them at anything you don’t want turned into mince.”
Marguerite thought of Stephen, the gloomy but good-natured paladin that her dear friend Grace had fallen madly in love with. “I’m familiar with the type, yes.”
“Then as to specifics…Wren will never tell you if she is injured or overmatched. If you ask her to fight an army singlehandedly, she’ll salute and march out to do it. Shane will tell you if he thinks she’s suffering, but that is probably the only thing he will volunteer information about. He is actually a far keener observer than he gives himself credit for, but he will not offer his opinion unless you ask.” The Bishop tilted one hand back and forth. “He is polite, self-effacing, apologetic, and you’ll probably want to throttle him before too long.”
“Oof.” Marguerite rubbed her eyes. “Well, good to know. But decent court manners, you say?”
“Impeccable, and he keeps his mouth shut. Like a very polite shadow. Although he’s a terrible liar, so do not put him in a situation where he has to flatter someone.” She grimaced. “I learned that one the hard way.”
“Oh dear.”
“Other than that…well, they’re both loyal unto death, but that goes with the territory. They cannot be bought, they cannot be intimidated, and I assume that’s why you wanted them in the first place.”
Marguerite traced a circle on the polished wood of the desk, feeling the smooth gloss under her fingers. “If you were up against an enemy who could meet almost anyone’s price, who would you want to watch your back?”
“Precisely. That said, you will have to pull rank if you want to do something…ah…expedient...in front of them. They will argue with you, but they will probably obey.”
“Probably?”
“There are some things that a wise woman doesn’t ask a paladin to do,” said Beartongue. The Bishop held her gaze and Marguerite had the feeling that they understood each other very well indeed.
FOUR
“SO THAT WAS THE FAMOUS MARGUERITE,” said Wren, as she and Shane descended the stairs to the courtyard.
“So it seems.” Insomuch as Shane had ever thought of the woman who had saved all seven of the Saint of Steel’s paladins a few years earlier, he had pictured someone rather like the Bishop, a tall, spare, civil-servant type. He had been very wrong.
Well, no surprise there, is it?
This time, though, it was a pleasant surprise. Marguerite had tawny skin and dark, blue-black hair, and to say that she had curves was an understatement that bordered on a venial sin. Her breasts were nearly the size of his head. Individually. He wondered if she frequently found herself having to repeat things to men two or three times, or if people often walked into walls and doorframes when she was around.
The less-pleasant surprise had been how nervous she was. Perhaps it had been Shane’s imagination, but when the door had opened, her eyes had shot to it like a woman expecting armed warriors to pour through. Which, in fairness, we did, but she knew that we were coming.
It was odd. The legend of Marguerite, who had locked horns with the Bishop and gotten away with it, did not quite mesh with his first impression.
Though my impression is more likely to be wrong than not, Dreaming God knows.
“Wonder why we’re trying to track down this artificer,” mused Wren.
“I imagine we’ll be told the reason in private. Or as much of the reason as the Bishop thinks we need to know.”
“Probably.” Wren rubbed the back of her neck. “I can’t believe I’m going to have to wear a dress again.”
“I can’t believe I’m going to have to shave.”
Wren grinned. “It’s been so long since I saw you without that starving badger attached to your face that I may not recognize you.”
Shane sighed deeply. “Why does no one like my beard?”
“Do you really want me to answer that?”
“…no.”
Wren hooked her arm through his. “Between my skirts and your bare face, we’ll take the court by storm. You’ll see.”
Shane knew that neither he or Wren was the sort to take a court by storm—unless charging in with blades flashing counted—but thinking back to Marguerite and the lazy gleam of assurance in her eyes, he suspected that there might be one brewing nonetheless.