Magical Midlife Battle (Leveling Up, #8)

“I know what I’m good at,” he said in a low whiskey voice, “and I know how to coax a thrill out of even the most buttoned-up individuals. Which she most certainly is not. I’ll give her the ride of her life, and I don’t mind the slow game we’re playing leading up to it. It increases the anticipation until the inevitable explosion.”

Sebastian had to hand it to the guy—he did seem in tune with Nessa’s vibe. He was dark and wicked and dangerous, all the things she loved, while still being good-humored and fun, both things she enjoyed. Sebastian guessed that Tristan, unlike anyone else they’d met, had the ability to sweep her away to a place she wouldn’t want to come back from. A place where she might expose all the things that haunted and hurt her. But that would give him the ability to rip her apart, and Sebastian suspected she would never take that risk. She was already so damaged.

Broken Sue was safer for her. He was focused more on himself than on her, reaching for a branch to pull himself out of his turmoil. She was that branch, happily so. It was easier to help someone else

than to let someone see your demons. At least, he knew that she thought so. And when Broken Sue was mended, he’d realize the darkest parts of her life were too dark, and she would be free. She would walk away unscathed.

With Tristan, she might never want to walk away at all. And Tristan didn’t seem like the sort of guy who ever planned to settle down. He had too many secrets…and possibly a past that still chased him.

Or maybe Sebastian was just reading too far into things. He was great at judging people, but who knew—he could have it all wrong.

“My shadow needs a good leader to keep her safe,” Edgar said, pulling Sebastian out of his reverie. “I won’t be around forever, you know. Sooner rather than later, I think Jessie is going to retire me.”

“She should, for those gnomes,” Niamh grumbled. “Ye’ve really stepped in it there, boyo.”

“Yes,” Edgar replied.

Tristan pointed ahead at a rusty sign down the strip that might’ve started as bright blue but had slowly lost its coloring to the elements. “That bar, there. The guys originating from Kingsley’s pack said it’s the best, though I’ve heard it’s not the nicest. I wouldn’t mind a bar with seats I didn’t stick to.”

“Would ye schtop?” Niamh said. “Had fancy bars in the Forgotten Wood, did they? Swank clubs and cheese and wine?”

Tristan had only joined the world of the gargoyles some fifteen years ago. Before that, his origins were mostly a mystery. Their only clues were his knowledge about dark places and seedy creatures and his strange orange blood. Old-world blood, containing magic of its own.

“We all know you don’t care about seats,” Tristan replied, “so long as you have a drink in front of you.”

“Right ye are,” she responded.

“So on the off chance that one of Momar’s people is in that bar right when we come in, we will…” Sebastian let the sentence linger.

“Grab him,” Niamh said.

“In front of a bunch of witnesses?”

“Sure, why not?”

“Because they might tell the enemy agent who comes looking for their missing guy?”

“Kid, yer not connecting the dots.” Niamh slowed a little, probably to chastise him before they got to the bar. “This is a shifter town. They get the shifters who want a little fun away from Kingsley’s uptight rules. To keep their welcome, they don’t cause trouble and they don’t raise a fuss. The people here will be loyal to the pack. Their livelihood depends on it. If we tell them we’re helping the pack, they’ll hold their tongues.”

“I agree,” Tristan said.

Sebastian just sighed. He’d been outvoted, so he’d go along with it, but there was one thing he was sure of—everyone had their price, and Momar’s mages had the money to pay.





FOUR

Niamh

“IS THERE A SIGNAL, at least, if you see someone with an invisibility potion?” Sebastian asked Tristan.

The weird mage was too worried about plans and setups and the like. He needed to learn to go with the flow. Tristan had proven excellent at that. Niamh had told him the plan after she’d had her shower, and his only question had been “Where’d you get the cape?”

“Say something,” Tristan replied. “Or nod, maybe. Jerk my head? You’ll get the idea.”

“That’s if Edgar doesn’t accidentally find them first,” Niamh said. “Always count on Edgar’s extreme creepiness. He wanders into corners and then gets a baytin by whatever is there.”

“Yes. I did seem to be pretty good at finding the invisible people in the tests,” Edgar said. “I got a few lumps on my poor wee noggin for my efforts, though.”

Niamh glowered. “Are ye tryin’ to mimic my accent? Do I sound Scottish?”

“Ah.” Edgar clasped his hands in front of him innocently. “I see what I did there.”

“But do ye?” Niamh pushed.

His simpering smile could make a glutton give up food. “Not really.”

“If yer not careful, I’ll retire ye meself.”

“Yes.”

“Here we go.” Tristan worked his way to the front of their group. “I know this is a stretch, but try to act normal.”

“I’m impersonating a gargoyle by wearing a cape,” Sebastian muttered. “How normal did you anticipate this going?”

The bar wasn’t nearly as dingy as Niamh had expected from the exterior. Light streamed in through the door, left open despite the chill in the air, with two large windows embedded on either side. Though the bar’s varnish was rubbed away in many spots, the stools were newer and the booths looked recently refurbished. Business must’ve been good despite the small size of the town. They clearly relied heavily on the shifters’ patronage.

Only a few people graced the seats, two large-bellied men up in their years and a red-cheeked middle-aged guy with greasy hair.

Tristan stood in the empty space in front of the door, between the bar and a table positioned against the wall. He surveyed the surroundings for a moment, looking for any invisible lurkers, before

taking a seat at the table, facing the door.

“Sebastian.” Tristan pointed at the seat opposite him. “Wings go outside of your chair.”

“I thought my life might go many ways,” Sebastian murmured, clearly to himself, “some of them truly terrible, but I never imagined getting lessons on how to be a gargoyle.”

“Oh, quit yer grumblin’,” Niamh said, taking a seat at the bar. She wasn’t a low table sorta person in a place like this. Too much effort to get up and down. “It could be worse.”

“Like lessons on how to be a puca,” Edgar said.

Niamh stopped before sitting and stared at the vampire for a moment. “Did someone wind ye up?

What’s makin’ ya so unbearably chatty all of a sudden?”

Edgar made like he was pulling a zipper across his mouth. He was worse than usual, lately. He was probably excited to unleash his plants on the unsuspecting.