“Casey and Alex.”
I cut my gaze to Saanvi. She’s sitting beside Gus, who, as usual, is ignoring everyone and typing furiously on his laptop. I can’t blame him; deadlines around here are brutal, and he has the added pressure of editing every piece of copy at the fastest-growing platform in our company. I sometimes wonder if Gus knew what he was in for when he first pitched BTH as a Frame vertical. Could he have known a year ago what it would snowball into?
“Your video premieres Friday,” Saanvi goes on, and I combust.
Friday? That’s two days from now! Two days.
“Andre said two weeks!” I exclaim. “It’s been less than one week since we recorded!”
Saanvi shrugs. “My team is efficient. If you want to watch the final cut, Andre will have it ready tomorrow. Just swing by his desk.”
Well. She didn’t say If you want to change anything, so watching the final video will only triple my anxiety. I really don’t need the opportunity to dissect my flaws ahead of time. “I don’t need to see it,” I say. “I was there.”
“Same,” Alex echoes. When our gazes meet, he’s got a perfectly professional expression stamped on his infuriatingly handsome face.
“Could you guys maybe convince Brijesh to adopt that mindset?” Saanvi grumbles.
After the meeting, she holds Alex back to sign the same paperwork I signed before they released the “Healthed-Up Hot Chicken” video. I pack up my things and head back to ninety-eight. And the day carries on.
Perfectly professionally.
* * *
One Day at Work in the Magazine Industry: Casey and Alex Eat an Unrealistic Workday Lunch and Slam FiDi
Analyst Casey’s in the queue! Analyst Casey’s in the queue!
Lol they stole her from the food baby channel, incredible
Wait this is so mfing wholesome
I have questions … about Alex’s relationship status
THEY ARE SO ORDINARY AND I FINALLY FEEL SEEN.
Ha. Sailboat anatomy.
YES Alex, let us ALL continue to destigmatize ADHD in the workplace!
For sure he’s an enneagram 7. She’s got to be a 5 or a 3
I’m sorry but there is no way they’re not boning
* * *
Thirty minutes after the video goes live, I get this text from Miriam: the day you start posting your skincare routine is the day I put a bounty on ur head.
I snort at my desk and text back, the fifteen-year-old girl you knew in high school who had to beg Marty Maitland to spring for accutane would never.
Fari pulls up the video on her computer against my will, and she, Benny, Don, and I watch the intro together. I’m cringing into Benny’s shoulder, but Fari tells me my hair looks good and she’s glad I went with the soft purple lipstick instead of matte red, which eases my nerves more than it has any right to.
“What are you guys watching?”
Fari hits her space key. All four of us look up to see Tracy staring at us. Our faces display guilt so obvious, we might as well be watching porn.
“C’mere, Trace!” Benny shouts. “Casey’s on TV!”
Don looks at Benny like he just ordered our CFO to strip, which, understandable. Not many of us are bold enough to speak to this financial goddess with that kind of familiarity, but Tracy just raises her eyebrows and comes over, intrigued.
Andre has done an impeccable job editing this. There we are walking, and the sun refracts across the screen in an attractive ray of light. There are clips of the street, people’s shoes, cars, buildings. The inside of the market, some ASMR-level auditory work as the pizza box scrapes our table and bottles twist open. Between it all, we talk. The editing makes the dialogue feel off-the-cuff and snappy, much more comedic than it did coming out of our mouths. It’s clipped together fast, like a sports highlight reel. Alex asking me about my favorite Excel formula, and me spewing all over him, draws a real laugh out of Tracy.
The final cut is the outro: me waving to Alex as he heads home to change. Then I say to the camera, “XLOOKUP, you heard it here first,” and the screen blacks out.
Benny slaps me on the back in a rare bout of positive reinforcement.
Tracy says, “Thanks for reminding me why we do all this, guys.” She smiles softly and turns to Fari. “Phenomenal job on that business proposal, by the way. Let’s workshop it together, just the two of us, next week.”
“I—yes,” Fari says, doe-eyed. “Thank you.”
I debate following Tracy when she walks away so I can expel the intel burning holes in my chest, but even though Alex told me himself that it’s not a secret, passing the information along still isn’t something I’m particularly eager to do.
I’m not going to seek Tracy out. She’ll come to me again if and when she needs to know.
“There’s really no one like her,” Fari says, halfway to me, halfway to herself. “The CFO wants to mentor me one-on-one. You know I interviewed for twenty companies? Twenty. I got offers from more than half.”
“Which did you have more of? Stoles or job offers?” I joke.
Fari rolls her eyes. “It’s just, none of the rest of the offers had a Tracy Garcia. A mentor. A role model. An advocate who wants to pull us up the ladder.”
I nod, looking at the corner Tracy vanished around. “Yeah,” I say. “I know what you mean.” I turn back to Fari. “And I’m really glad you picked LC.”
“Me too.”
* * *
By the time I leave work, I’m starting to panic that Alex hasn’t texted me about the video.
I know I could reach out to him first. I do realize it. But every time I think about what I would send him, I feel like a fifteen-year-old girl (halfway through her Accutane regimen) with a crush on someone in the grade above her, who is also way out of her league.
I’m hopping off the subway in Brooklyn Heights when it finally happens, and something that had bunched up viciously in my chest unravels.
So you’re an xlookup girl, huh?
Pushing my hair out of my eyes, I smile against the setting sun. The neighborhood is dozing right now, hovering in the doldrums between the end of a workweek for some and the start of one for others. I meander along the cracked sidewalk, now a much-loved trek toward home, and type out a reply.
Casey: don’t say it
Alex: don’t say what?
Casey: that finding that out makes perfect sense for me
Alex: I see what you did there
Casey: finally watched us, did you?
Alex: I was letting the anticipation build
I freeze on the sidewalk and quirk my head. Why does it sound like we’re talking about a sex tape?
Alex: jk, i’ve been in the car all day. Cape Cod for the weekend with Freddy’s mom
Casey: Does Freddy know about you two???
Alex: cute.
Casey: Cape Cod sounds fancy
He sends me a picture of a setting sun bleeding into the horizon over a beautiful beach, his legs and bare feet propped on a wicker table beside a can of pilsner. The wooden planks of a porch staircase spill straight into the sand.