Dirty Thirty (Stephanie Plum, #30)

“It’s a process,” I said. “If you stick with it long enough, you get lucky.”

“That’s a load of baloney,” Lula said. “If something good happens to you right off the bat, it’s that you got lucky. If something good happens to you after you put in days of not being lucky, it’s hard work rewarded. And then there’s times when you gotta wait for all your stars to get in alignment.”

“That’s today,” I said. “My stars are in alignment.”

“How do you know?” Lula asked. “Did you get your chart done?”

“No. I just know. Like I said before, all the traffic lights were green this morning.”

“I gotta admit, that’s a sign.”

I cruised two more blocks and turned down an alley that had single-car garages that belonged to the houses. Two houses in I saw a green tarp covering something that might have been a bike parked next to the garage. I sucked in some air and my heart skipped a couple beats.

I pulled to the side of the alley one house down and Lula and I walked back to the garage with the tarp. I lifted the tarp and looked at the Yamaha 400. More heart irregularities.

“Good golly, Miss Molly,” Lula said.

“I want to see what’s in the garage,” I said to Lula. “There are windows in the doors but they’re too high for me to see in them. Can you give me a boost?”

“A boost? How am I supposed to do that? It’s not like I’m Ranger.”

“I’m an expert,” I said. “Just squat down a little so I can get my foot on your leg and then I’ll get on your shoulders.”

“I guess I could do that,” Lula said. “It’s like we’re cheerleaders.”

“Exactly!”

We got in front of the garage doors, Lula squatted a little, and I got my foot on her leg and climbed onto her shoulders.

“Whoa, missy,” Lula said. “How much do you weigh? I feel like all my spine is getting fused together and shrunk. How do those cheerleaders do this?”

“Move over a little so I can see in the window.”

Lula inched over. “What do you see?”

“Duncan’s Kia Rio.”

I climbed off Lula and peeked around the side of the garage. No one was standing there with a shotgun. Yay.

“How’s this going down?” Lula said. “You got your stun gun? Pepper spray? Cuffs? I know you don’t got a gun.”

“I don’t think I’ll need any of that. I’m going to knock on the door and talk to Nutsy.”

“Last time you said you were just gonna talk to someone you got punched in the face.”

“This is different. Nutsy and I were friends. He felt me up. That has to be worth something.”

“I didn’t know he felt you up,” Lula said. “That might make a difference if it was a good feel.”

“I was fourteen. It didn’t amount to much.”

“In that case, maybe you should take your stun gun.”

I looked back at Bob. He had his nose pressed to the window.

“Stay with Bob,” I said to Lula. “I don’t want him eating Ranger’s car.”

“His problem is that he gets separation anxiety,” Lula said. “He’s an insecure dog. And on top of that he gets bored and then he gets even more anxiety. That television show I told Plover about was about all this. It was about a beagle that was in therapy because his owners got a divorce. He was eating everything too, and he got fat and diabetes.”

“Did the therapy help him?”

“They didn’t say. The next part of the show was about a cat with eczema.”

“I won’t be long. I’ll call if I need help.”

Lula walked to the Explorer, and I went to the back door and knocked. A woman answered. She had the right hair color and cut. She was medium height and medium build, wearing a T-shirt and jeans and sneakers. I was guessing she was my age. Pleasant looking, but a little worried.

“Sissy?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said. “Do I know you?”

“I’m friends with Nutsy.”

“There’s nobody here named Nutsy.”

“Andrew Manley,” I said.

“No. Sorry. You have the wrong house.”

“I know he’s here. His bike is outside. I need to talk to him.”

“Honestly, he really isn’t here.”

“How about Duncan Dugan? Is he here?”

“No,” she said.

I showed her my credentials. “As a representative of Duncan’s bail bonds agent, I’m legally authorized to search your house.”

“Okay,” she said. “But they aren’t here.”

“Do you know where they are?”

“Not exactly.”

“When will they be back?”

“I don’t know,” she said. “They might not be coming back.”

I did a fast walk through the house. It was obvious that Nutsy and Dugan had been staying there and either intended to return or else had to leave in a hurry. Someone had been sleeping on the couch. Probably Dugan. Two pillows and a quilt were still there. A box of Kleenex, some hand sanitizer, and the television remote were lined up on a small table next to the couch. Very neat. One bedroom belonged to Sissy. The second bedroom, which was very small, was a disaster. Bed incredibly rumpled. Candy wrappers, socks, underwear, and crumpled pieces of paper were on the floor, scattered around the small room. This would be Nutsy’s slob cave.

I returned to Sissy. “Talk to me,” I said.

“I don’t know anything.”

“I saw you in the street when Duncan fell off the ledge.”

“We’re friends. We used to work together at the button factory, but I got fired. Duncan fired me. I missed too many irregular buttons.”

“But you were still friends?”

“He was right. I didn’t have what it takes to sort buttons. I’m one of those good enough people and buttons have to be perfect. So, I got another job, and we stayed friends. My new job is much better. I do customer service for a hospital supply company. I can work at home most of the time.”

“Were you in a relationship?”

“With Duncan? No. We were just friends. I’m not perfect enough for Duncan. Everything always has to be perfect. Like the buttons.”

“Is Duncan perfect?”

“I thought he was,” Sissy said, “but things haven’t been going right for him lately.”

“Why did he rob the jewelry store?”

“I honestly don’t know. It was so out of character for him.”

“He’s friends with Andrew Manley.”

“Yes. That was a surprise. I didn’t know he had other friends. Actually, that’s not accurate. He spends a lot of time online. He has cyber friends. I guess originally Andrew was one of Duncan’s cyber friends, and then they connected somehow. It’s weird because they’re like the Odd Couple. Duncan is a neat freak and Andrew is a total mess, but they like a lot of the same things. Like old movies. That’s why Duncan was sleeping on the couch instead of in the bedroom. He likes to watch movies late at night on the classic movie channel.”

“Does Duncan have any other interests? Hobbies? Sports?”

“He plays games with his cyber friends. And he reads people’s blogs. I don’t think he has his own blog, but he follows Andrew’s. I don’t know much about the games and blogs. I don’t even Twitter. Or tweet.”

“What are your interests?” I asked her.

“I’m taking cooking classes,” Sissy said. “And I like the old movies that Duncan watches. I guess that’s what we have in common.”