And that’s when all hell breaks loose.
Jamie’s first whistle, an owl hoot, sounds in the distance. I silently fist pump, because that means they found the catapult. Next, Toni and Sula start the diversion, making the bros in black glance their way. The first deluge of paintballs from the catapult rains through the air from the woods and catches them off guard, nailing three out of the four guys before they even know what hit them.
Christopher’s ahead of me as I reach for a paintball, nailing the last man standing square between the shoulder blades. All four of them whip around and give us death glares.
“Aw, guys. Did we hurt your feelings?” I say, throwing their ringleader’s words back in their faces. “You look so glum. It’s just a game. Cheer up.”
Their jaws twitch in anger. Christopher stands beside me, silent, glaring at them stonily. I let myself appreciate the view as they have some kind of unspoken stare-down.
The green coveralls are tight on Christopher, strained against his thick biceps, chest, and thighs. I haven’t let myself even glance at the backdoor view—I’d rather not trip and face-plant in the middle of paintball war because I’m too distracted with ogling his ass, and I would definitely ogle it. Ever since I noticed it at game night, it takes Wonder Woman–level strength not to let my gaze wander there.
“Run along,” he tells the guys finally, jerking his head toward the sidelines.
Grumbling under their breath, they stomp past us.
I’d bet my best camera that if big, glaring Christopher weren’t there, they’d have some real choice words for me. In spite of my pride, my fury that I have to deal with men like this at all, I’m grateful Christopher’s here so I don’t have to find out.
I grin as I watch them join the other guys from their team who already stand off the field, legs wide, arms folded, looking pissed. Even though it’s a small victory, it’s a victory, nonetheless.
And that victory is short-lived.
I hear them in quick succession, Toni’s and Margo’s yelps. Christopher and I scramble up to the high ground the douche canoes had and peer over the ledge. “Shit,” Christopher mutters.
Toni and Margo are splattered in paint, walking gingerly away from their boulder toward the sideline.
By some kind of silent agreement, the two of us stay in our spot for the moment, Christopher focused on the direction we came from for our ambush, me scanning the outlook for signs of the two remaining assholes.
Our brief surveillance screeches to a halt when we hear Bea’s scream. I move without thinking, pure reaction, leaping over the ledge of our hiding spot and landing with a bone-rattling thud before I sprint toward the woods.
I hear another set of footsteps close at my back and glance over my shoulder, relieved to see what I already knew—Christopher’s right behind me.
“What the fuck?” I hear Bea yell.
“Beatrice.” Jamie’s voice is calm, infused with patience.
Right before I run into the clearing, Christopher grabs me by the waist and pulls me flat against him behind a tree. I’m about to tell him off for stopping me, when his hand slaps over my mouth. The last two guys from the team stand ahead, right where I was about to run, two feet away from Jamie and Bea, who are stationed on either side of the catapult.
I drag Christopher’s hand off my mouth, but he only wrenches me tighter against him, his chest rising and falling quickly, his breath hot against my ear.
A shiver runs through me again. And this time it’s got nothing to do with being cold.
I feel every inch of him that’s touching me. The hard muscles of his thighs pressed against the backs of my legs, his groin wedged into my butt, the obvious thickness that’s . . . oh God, I can’t think about what I feel or this instinct to press back and rub myself on him. His heavy arms pin me close, his chest a broad, firm landing place that I let my head fall back on as I drag in a breath, needing oxygen, needing something to make my body behave itself.
My sister’s voice is a good distraction, redirecting my attention as she steps into my line of sight, hands on her hips, glaring up at the bros in black. “You fucking assholes.”
“Easy, sweetie,” the ringleader says. “It’s just a little fun.”
“A little fun?” she shrieks. “Listen, dickhead, I don’t pretend to be a big rule follower, but when it comes to safety, rules matter. You slingshotted a fucking paintball point-blank into his face.”
“Beatrice,” Jamie says again, still so patient and calm.
“What, Jamie?” she yells.
Slowly, he pulls her into his arms and presses her head to his chest. “I’m fine. My goggles took the brunt of it, and my face is fine.”
“I’m not fine,” she mutters, her voice suspiciously thick. She sniffles.
“You are,” he says gently, swaying her from side to side. “You’re okay. Just take a deep breath.”
“I’m not okay with this,” she grumbles. “You hid me behind you and they nailed you in the face, much closer than the rules allow.” She pulls away long enough to yell at them, “The face is off-limits, you cheating, shriveled-up nut sacks!”
The big guy rolls his eyes. “Y’all are hit. You gonna walk off the field or what?”
Both Jamie and Bea ignore him as Bea settles her head on his chest again and takes a slow deep breath, displaying a hell of a lot more class than I would. After a moment, the two of them pull apart and without a word to the jerks, turn their backs on them, walking right in our direction.
“Stay quiet,” Christopher whispers.
I couldn’t even speak if I wanted to. I’m still tongue-tied by the sensation buzzing through my veins, pulsing everywhere we touch, my back to his front, his hand splayed low across my belly and high across my shoulder, pinning me against him.
I’d swear my swallow echoes in the woods, but either it’s quieter than I think, and Jamie and Bea don’t notice us, or they do and they’re the best actors ever.
Right when they’re passing our tree, Jamie seems to stumble, falling to his knees.
“Jamie!” Bea bends over him. “You okay?”
“Fine,” he says, standing up. “Just caught my toe on a root.”
That’s when I see what he’s just laid at our feet during his “fall”—his satchel filled with a treasure trove of paintballs.
Relief fills me like a balloon, buoying me up. I have one paintball left in my satchel, and I don’t know if Christopher has any. We were going to restock after the ambush, but obviously that didn’t happen.
Now restocking is the last thing we have to worry about.
My gears start to turn. We’re so close to beating these tool bags who played dirty, who had us outnumbered and acted like cutthroat, petty jerks. Best yet, the ringleader is still on the field. And I’m going to take him down.
Slowly, I peer over my shoulder, craning my neck so I can whisper in Christopher’s ear as quietly as possible. Christopher dips his head at the same time, as if he had the same thought.
We freeze.
It’s that night outside my apartment all over again, his mouth so close to mine, right before we kissed like I’ve never kissed.
Christopher’s hand slides up my neck, his thumb gliding over my jaw. His eyes dart to my mouth as he lets out a long, shaky exhale that presses his chest to my back.
Wrapping my hand around his wrist, I feel his pulse pound, a thrill coursing through me as I touch evidence of what I’ve hoped: he wants me just as much as I want him.
But now’s not the time for that, for weak knees and hazy longing and aching to kiss. No distractions, nothing that jeopardizes kicking these jerks’ butts.
Forcing myself to exhale slowly, steadily, I meet his eyes and whisper, “I’ll run across the clearing. Draw their attention. I call taking down Mr. Misogynist. I’ll aim for him first. You take out his henchman while they’re focused on me.”