“So, taking all that into account, I’d like to congratulate you on another successful year.”
I gaped. “That’s it?” The words tumbled out of my mouth before my brain had a chance to examine them or reel them back in.
Sampson’s eyebrows went up. “Uh . . .”
“No, no!” I jumped up. “I didn’t mean that, Sampson, like, that’s it how about a raise. I meant, that’s it? You know, every other time you’ve called me in here someone was dead or I ended up back in high school.”
Sampson shot me a relaxed smile. “That’s true. Why don’t you take the rest of the day off since I terrified you, and I’ll see what I can do about that raise?”
I was stunned. “Really? Really, Sampson?”
“Yeah, take a long weekend.”
No sea of death, murder weapons, or crazed schoolgirls and a long weekend? My eyes went to the ceiling.
“What are you doing?” Sampson wanted to know.
“This can’t be right,” I told him. “I’m looking for the piano that’s going to fall on my head.”
I grabbed my shoulder bag, said something that may have sounded like, “see you Monday, suckas!” and hopped into the elevator. As the Underworld Detection Agency was a cool thirty-six stories below the San Francisco Police department, I used the long ride up to mop my red hair from “business chic” into “reality TV marathon ponytail,” and shrugged out of my suit jacket. I was halfway to couch bound.
When the elevator doors slid open at the police station vestibule, they perfectly framed Alex Grace.
Alex Grace—fallen angel, delicious, earthbound detective—the man I had an on-again, off-again, more off than on or something in between relationship with over the last few (mortal) years. We had moved past that awkward, bumbling, he-caught-mein-my-panties stage of our relationship and into a more mature, open, adult one.
But I tended to have a habit of crashing us back down to bumbling and awkward every spare chance I got.
“Alex!” I said, trying to keep my cool as every synapse in my head shot urgent and improbable messages: kiss him! Tear his clothes off! Maniacally mash the CLOSE DOOR button and hide under your desk!
Alex had his hands on his hips, his police badge winking on his belt, his leather holster nestled up against the firm plane of his are-you-kidding-me chest. His shoulders looked even broader, even more well muscled if that were even possible, making his square jaw look that much more chiseled. His lips—full, blush-pink lips that I had pressed mine against more than once—were set in a hard, thin line. His ice blue eyes were sharp.
“We need to talk.”
While normally those words would make me swoon and rethink today’s lingerie choices (white cotton panties dotted with pastel pink hearts, no-nonsense [and no cleavage] beige bra), the set of his jaw let me know that this wouldn’t be a tea-and-cookies kind of chat.
My stomach flopped in on itself.
Alex led me to his office, one hand clamped around my elbow as if I might dart or steal something at any moment. It was awkward and annoying, but I guess he had just cause: I may have occasionally pilfered a cup of coffee, a jelly donut, or a piece of pivotal evidence in an open investigation once or twice.
I sat down in the hard plastic visitor’s chair and he sat behind his desk in his I’m-the-boss chair, arms crossed, eyes holding mine.
“What do you know about Gerald D. Ford?”
Heat pricked all over my body. I had just finished a case at a local high school, going under cover as a substitute teacher, but I “taught” English, not Social Studies.
“Uh, he was our twenty-sixth president and, uh, something about his teeth?”
Alex cocked a brow. “That’s Gerald R. Ford and he was the thirty-eighth president. Our Ford was a homeless vet who took up residence at the bottom of the Tenderloin.”
My saliva soured. “Was?”
Alex opened his ever-present manila file folder and handed me a photograph. “He was burned to a crisp two weeks ago Sunday.”
I glanced down at the photo—a half-charred body sitting on the sidewalk, what remained of his torso propped up against a pink, stuccoed wall advertising Panadaria Chavez. Bile burned at the back of my throat. I slid the photo back to Alex.
“That’s awful, but what does it have to do with me?”
“He was ultimately identified by his dental records.” Alex passed me that sheet then, stamped with a military ID and government info. There was the standard image of disembodied teeth—top set and bottom—teeth randomly marked by ballpoint ink x’s for a missing molar and a handful of cavities. But the ballpoint pen was used for something else, too—Ford’s dentist had drawn two narrow images, one on each incisor. Rounded at the gum line, then each tapering to a fine point.
“Vampire.”
Alex nodded.
I stood. “I’ll bring this down to Sampson. I can’t recall a Gerald Ford in any of our records.”