“Jesus, seriously? Bob’s been after Audrey for years.”
“Didn’t get her, though. We each caught a pickerel, otherwise nothing. Nice of him to take me out, though.”
“Yeah,” said Dad. “He’s a good guy, Bob is.”
Then we were quiet again for a while. Dad took another sip, looked out over the lake again, and said, “I don’t know what to do.”
I nodded. “I can understand that. It’s a tricky situation.”
“I want them out,” Dad said. “I can’t sleep.”
I didn’t say anything.
“There’s always gunfire up there,” he said. “Shooting all the time, like, target practice or something. I can handle a bit of that, you know? You have to expect it, up here in the mountains. But it goes on and on some days. One time, I thought I heard a machine gun. Who needs a fucking machine gun? And they wear all this camouflage garb? What do they think they are? Who do they think’s coming to get them? What are they taking a stand against?”
“Have you done anything about this so far?”
Dad sighed. “A few weeks ago, after an afternoon of nonstop shooting, I called Orville.”
“Oh.”
“Look, it’s kind of complicated. He’s Lana’s nephew, and, well, there’s more to it than I can explain. He tries to do his job, but he’s a bit lacking in the intimidation department.”
“What happened when you called him?”
Another sigh. “He went up there. He thought it would be better, I didn’t go with him, maybe the Wickenses would hold it against me if they knew I’d placed the call. Orville said he could say that there’d been some general calls about gunfire, without mentioning my name, and he was just checking into it. I kind of walked up through the woods, watched what happened. They let him inside the gate, and those boys of Charlene’s, Timmy’s wife, Darryl and Darryl I call them, although not to their faces, their real names are Wendell and Dougie, they took Orville’s hat, started tossing it back and forth, Orville running back and forth between them.”
“Monkey in the middle,” I said.
Dad nodded. “It was pitiful to watch. The boys were giggling and laughing, and finally their old man, Timmy, he says, okay now, boys, let’s stop this. And he hands Orville his hat back, but not his dignity. He scurried out of there with his tail between his legs.”
“God,” I said, picturing it. “There’s something about Orville, Dad.”
“What? What do you mean?”
“I don’t know. When I first saw him, he reminded me of someone, and he still does. Did he hang around in our old neighborhood, visiting his aunt Lana? But he looks ten or more years younger than me anyway, so he’d only have been a baby.”
“I don’t know,” Dad said cautiously. “Who does he remind you of?”
I shrugged. “I just feel I know him from somewhere. Maybe from the city? I worked for that other paper years ago, maybe I interviewed him back then.”
“Could be,” Dad said. “What difference does it make?” He seemed annoyed by how I’d sidetracked the conversation.
“Forget it,” I said. “Okay, let’s get back to the matter at hand. There may be other avenues to pursue with regard to the Wickenses without dragging Orville into it. You should see a lawyer. Get a letter drawn up, tell them they have to leave. Give them a month’s notice, after that, they’re in violation of a court order, anything.”
Dad mulled that one over. “A lawyer.”
“Yeah.”
“I hate lawyers.”
“Everyone does, Dad. Sarah maybe even more than you. But this might be one of those times when one could be useful.”
“I guess it’s an idea. Suppose it wouldn’t hurt to talk to someone.”
“Sure,” I said. “There must be a few lawyers in Braynor.”
Dad nodded, thinking. “There’s the one who handled this real estate deal for me. I guess I’d start with him.”
“Why don’t you call him, see if you can get an appointment, maybe tomorrow?” I suggested. “Where’s your phone book?”
“Just leave it with me. It’s in my study. I’ll do it, I’ll call him.” He took a deep breath, let it out slowly. “Okay. That’s good. I feel like we’re making progress.”
He reached for his crutches, got himself up off the couch. “Yeah, this is a plan.” He shoved the crutches under his arms, moved toward the door of his study. Suddenly, he was a man with a mission. “I think his name’s Bert Trench. That’s it. He’s got an office on the main street of Braynor.”
He was in the study now, settling into his chair in front of his computer, reaching for the phone book. He was shouting, figuring I couldn’t hear him fifteen feet away by the kitchen counter. “I’ll bet he can get some kind of injunction! No, not an injunction. An eviction! He can get an eviction notice! You think?”