If Books Could Kill

I turned to face the front window and sighed. Not with happiness, exactly, but I felt good. I thought about Derek and wondered what he was doing today, wondered what might happen tonight if… well, hmm. I’d let the possibilities percolate for a while. Otherwise, I’d be a basket case by the time I saw him next.

 

I sighed. It felt great to get away from thoughts of killers and falling bookshelves, not to mention one very recent hit-and-run attempt. Cold prickled my arms at the thought of that black car zooming straight at me. I stiffened, causing my back to cramp up, so I slowly stretched from side to side to ease the lower back pain. I was way too young to feel this old.

 

The backseat group continued their chatter, so I turned to Robin to talk. “How’s it going?”

 

She gripped the steering wheel with a look of grim determination. “Great.”

 

“Something wrong with the steering?” I asked.

 

“It’s the brakes,” she said. “They’re weak.”

 

“Can you downshift?” I asked.

 

“It’s an automatic.”

 

She took the next curve too fast and Mom grabbed hold of the back of my seat.

 

“Slow down there, Parnelli,” Dad said with a chuckle.

 

“Sorry,” Robin said, but her jaw was tight and her lips were thin as she held on to the wheel.

 

We hit a stretch of straight road that ran through flat green fields, and Robin pumped the brakes a few times.

 

“Nothing,” she muttered, then tried the hand brake.

 

“Nothing?” I asked.

 

She shook her head.

 

“Crap.”

 

Dad caught the vibe and moved forward, wedging himself between the two front seats. “What’s up?”

 

“Brakes are fried,” Robin explained.

 

I realized we were heading for a sharp curve to the right, then straight ahead into a more populated area. “Turn off the engine,” I suggested.

 

“Can’t,” Dad told me. “The steering will lock up if you do.”

 

“Crap again.”

 

“Get off the road, now,” Dad said firmly, pointing to the wide field to our left.

 

Robin’s head whipped around frantically. “But it’s-”

 

“Now,” he directed, still pointing as if he could guide her along. “You can do it. Ease over the shoulder and keep going, toward those haystacks.”

 

“Everything okay?” Mom asked.

 

“Brakes,” Dad explained calmly. “We’re going into that field. Now.”

 

“Sounds like a plan,” Mom said, keeping upbeat as she pulled Dad back. “Seat belt on, Jimmy.”

 

Robin jerked the wheel off to the left and the minivan bumped and bucked like a wild horse over the low rows of hedges lining the highway.

 

The seemingly smooth field was full of ruts and mounds, and we were bounced and thrown like a dinghy on a raging sea.

 

“Oof,” Dad said when his head hit the car’s ceiling.

 

“Oh, dear.” Mom’s voice trembled.

 

Helen screamed.

 

My already aching back was wrenched from side to side; then my head struck the headliner hard and I saw stars.

 

“Damn it!” Robin swore as she hit one last deep pothole.

 

The car slammed into a haystack with a jarring thud followed by a deafening explosion.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 13

 

 

 

 

News flash: Air bags are a lot louder and messier than advertised.

 

I can also report that, contrary to popular belief, a haystack is not the fluffy, puffy fun time it appears to be in the comics. Considering the alternative, though, I had to admit it was a relatively soft landing. Not soft enough to keep the air bags from deploying, however. White powder went everywhere, and my ears were ringing from the blast of the release mechanism.

 

I pushed open the car door and hay fell on my head as I stumbled from the car. I leaned against the door and shook the hay out of my hair, then noticed white powder all over my hands and arms. As I brushed the air bag residue away, I glanced back at the highway and sighed in relief. Robin had managed to avoid careening through a traffic circle surrounded by shops and houses by a mere few hundred yards or so.

 

“Everyone accounted for?” Dad asked as he helped Mom out of the car.

 

“Uhh,” Helen groaned.

 

“Helen, are you okay?” Mom said.

 

“I’m okay.” But she rubbed her temple where her head had probably hit the side window.

 

“That was quite a ride,” Mom said, and staggered around the car to envelop Robin in a hug. “You did a good job, honey.”

 

“We could’ve died,” Helen said, patting Robin’s arm. “You saved us.”

 

Robin sank down on the ground, holding her forehead. “I think I hit my head on the steering wheel.”

 

I walked to the other side of the car as Mom knelt down next to Robin and flicked bits of powder from her hair. “Must’ve been before the air bag blew up.”

 

“I guess.”

 

An older man walked toward us from the barn that stood several field lengths away. He wore worn blue overalls, a flannel shirt and work boots.

 

“Are you all right?” he shouted from yards away.

 

“We’re fine.” Dad waved. “Just a little banged up. We lost our brakes.”

 

“I’ve called the constable. Wasn’t sure if there were injuries.”

 

“Just to your haystack,” I said in apology, assuming he owned these fields.

 

Closer now, he waved a hand and chuckled. “Och, don’t you be worrying about such a thing.”

 

We heard a siren in the distance.