Bad Guys

Everyone interviewed had said that yeah, he was kind of weird, they weren’t totally surprised by what he’d done, but no one had reported his behavior to anyone. No one thought it worth mentioning. Not until after he’d killed three of them.

 

I said, interrupting the conversation at whatever point it happened to be in, “Has this Trevor guy called you anymore?”

 

Angie glanced over at me, deciding, I guess, whether she was speaking to me these days, other than to tell me not to answer the phone. The Pool Boy incident was several weeks old now.

 

“A couple times. Five times last night my cell rang in one hour. I was hanging out at Deb’s? And it’s going off in my purse every ten minutes. And I have to check it every time, because it might be—”

 

She stopped herself.

 

“Might be who?” Sarah asked.

 

“Just anybody. It could be somebody I actually want to talk to, and not him. But he’s got this thing, so his number doesn’t show, so I don’t answer any calls unless I see an actual number. So I guess he figures this out, and he goes to a pay phone, I don’t know, and calls me, and this time I see an actual number, so I answered.”

 

“I hope you weren’t mean to him,” I said, scanning the rest of the story.

 

Angie sighed. “I was . . . pleasant. So he asks me where I am, and before I can think up a good story, I tell him I’m at Deb’s house, and he says Deb Chenoweth? And I go yeah, and he goes, oh I know her, have we been friends a long time? That kind of thing. So, I tell him I have to go, and Deb and I decide to go over to Jennifer’s, and we go outside and there’s Trevor walking along the street.”

 

She paused and we all waited.

 

“You don’t get it?” she said. “Deb’s place is like, nowhere near here, or where he lives, but it’s only been a minute since he hung up, so he had to know that I was already there. He must have followed me. Deb lives just around the corner from the 7-Eleven, where there’s a pay phone, and we figure he must have called from there.”

 

Paul said, ever so casually, “He’s psycho.” He shrugged. “I heard he boiled a live rabbit once, like that woman in the movie?”

 

“That’s bullshit,” Angie said. “You made that up.”

 

“Okay, maybe. But I bet he’s the kind of guy who would boil a rabbit. Did you ever see that movie? Where Michael Douglas does that woman, right in the kitchen?”

 

Sarah shot our son a glance. It was just as well that Norman Rockwell was no longer with us. He would never have done this family’s portrait.

 

Paul continued, “But he is strange. Maybe that’s why he likes you.”

 

“Knock it off,” I said.

 

“You should consider yourself lucky,” Paul said. “Lots of girls think he’s really hot. They’re into this whole mysterious loner thing he’s got going. And he is kind of hot. I’m speaking strictly hetero here.”

 

“He’s not my type,” Angie said. “Maybe he’s more your type, Paul. You seem to like him enough to let him get things for you.”

 

“What are we talking about here?” I said.

 

“Nothing,” said Paul. “Shut up, Angie. I don’t go ratting you out.”

 

“What are you talking about?” I said again, trying to force some authority into my voice.

 

“It’s nothing, forget about it,” Angie said. “I’m just joking.”

 

Deciding to let this part go for now, I returned to the issue of Trevor Wylie and security. I said, “Maybe I should speak to him.”

 

I can’t begin to tell you how wrong that comment was.

 

It was as if Angie exploded. A grenade went off inside her head.

 

“Great idea!” she shouted at me. “Brilliant! Just like you did with Irwin!”

 

That was it! The Pool Boy’s name was Irwin.

 

“Just a fucking brilliant idea!” And with that, she stormed out of the kitchen.

 

It was very quiet in the kitchen for a few moments after that, until Paul said, “Actually, it would be kind of funny if you did.”

 

I gave him a look that strongly suggested he should move on, which he did.

 

Sarah was ready to go, so I walked her to the door. “Nice going in there,” she said.

 

I ignored that. “If I see a car I think would be good for us, I’ll give you a call.”

 

“Where is this thing, anyway?”

 

“Out past Oakwood,” I said.

 

“Maybe you should drop in on Trixie,” Sarah said, smiling slyly. “Might be an education for Lawrence.”

 

Trixie Snelling lived two doors down from the house we’d had in the suburbs, and just as I had when I lived out there, she ran her business from home. And while she didn’t write science fiction novels, her occupation would make an interesting subject for a book. She was a stay-at-home dominatrix, with a basement decorated in early Marquis de Sade.

 

Trixie and I’d become friends while I still thought she was an accountant. One night, after a series of circumstances led me to discover what she actually did for a living, she came to my aid, and we’d remained friends, even if we didn’t see each other every day or get together for coffee.

 

“Somehow, I think we’ll give Trixie a wave,” I said.

 

“You know,” Sarah said, looking a bit sheepish, “if you did see something cute, and if it was really a good deal . . .”

 

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