Miles squared his shoulders. I have to admit that he was behaving sensibly here, finally. Finally. Because—and Miles and I are in agreement for once—if the dead girl could follow him somewhere before he even knew exactly where he was going, then there was no point in running away. Anywhere he went she’d already be there. Miles took off his shoes, because you were supposed to take off your shoes when you went into the cabin. It was a gesture of respect. He put them down beside the combat boots and went inside. The waxed pine floor felt silky under his bare feet. He looked down and saw that he was walking on Gloria Palnick’s hair.
“Sorry!” Miles said. He meant several things by that. He meant sorry for walking on your hair. Sorry for riding off and leaving you in the 7-Eleven after promising that I wouldn’t. Sorry for the grave wrong I’ve done you. But most of all he meant sorry, dead girl, that I ever dug you up in the first place.
“Don’t mention it,” the dead girl said. “Want some jerky?”
“Sure,” he said. He felt he had no other choice.
He was beginning to feel he would have liked this dead girl under other circumstances, despite her annoying, bullying hair. She had poise. A sense of humor. She seemed to have what his mother called stick-to-itiveness; what the AP English Exam prefers to call tenacity. Miles recognized the quality. He had it in no small degree himself. The dead girl was also extremely pretty, if you ignored the hair. You might think less of Miles that he thought so well of the dead girl, that this was a betrayal of Bethany. Miles felt it was a betrayal. But he thought that Bethany might have liked the dead girl too. She would certainly have liked her tattoo.
“How is the poem coming?” the dead girl said.
“There’s not a lot that rhymes with Gloria,” Miles said. “Or Palnick.”
“Toothpick,” said the dead girl. There was a fragment of jerky caught in her teeth. “Euphoria.”
“Maybe you should write the stupid poem,” Miles said. There was an awkward pause, broken only by the almost-noiseless glide of hair retreating across a pine floor. Miles sat down, sweeping the floor with his hand, just in case.
“You were going to tell me something about your life,” he said.
“Boring,” Gloria Palnick said. “Short. Over.”
“That’s not much to work with. Unless you want a haiku.”
“Tell me about this girl you were trying to dig up,” Gloria said. “The one you wrote the poetry for.”
“Her name was Bethany,” Miles said. “She died in a car crash.”
“Was she pretty?” Gloria said.
“Yeah,” Miles said.
“You liked her a lot,” Gloria said.
“Yeah,” Miles said.
“Are you sure you’re a poet?” Gloria asked.
Miles was silent. He gnawed his jerky ferociously. It tasted like dirt. Maybe he’d write a poem about it. That would show Gloria Palnick.
He swallowed and said, “Why were you in Bethany’s grave?”
“How should I know?” she said. She was sitting across from him, leaning against a concrete Buddha the size of a three-year-old, but much fatter and holier. Her hair hung down over her face, just like a Japanese horror movie. “What do you think, that Bethany and I swapped coffins, just for fun?”
“Is Bethany like you?” Miles said. “Does she have weird hair and follow people around and scare them just for fun?”
“No,” the dead girl said through her hair. “Not for fun. But what’s wrong with having a little fun? It gets dull. And why should we stop having fun, just because we’re dead? It’s not all demon cocktails and Scrabble down in the old bardo, you know?”
“You know what’s weird?” Miles said. “You sound like her. Bethany. You say the same kind of stuff.”
“It was dumb to try to get your poems back,” said the dead girl. “You can’t just give something to somebody and then take it back again.”
“I just miss her,” Miles said. He began to cry.
After a while, the dead girl got up and came over to him. She took a big handful of her hair and wiped his face with it. It was soft and absorbent and it made Miles’s skin crawl. He stopped crying, which might have been what the dead girl was hoping.
“Go home,” she said.
Miles shook his head. “No,” he finally managed to say. He was shivering like crazy.
“Why not?” the dead girl said.
“Because I’ll go home and you’ll be there, waiting for me.”
“I won’t,” the dead girl said. “I promise.”
“Really?” Miles said.
“I really promise,” said the dead girl. “I’m sorry I teased you, Miles.”
“That’s okay,” Miles said. He got up and then he just stood there, looking down at her. He seemed to be about to ask her something, and then he changed his mind. She could see this happen, and she could see why, too. He knew he ought to leave now, while she was willing to let him go. He didn’t want to fuck up by asking something impossible and obvious and stupid. That was okay by her. She couldn’t be sure that he wouldn’t say something that would rile up her hair. Not to mention the tattoo. She didn’t think he’d noticed when her tattoo had started getting annoyed.