Remarkably Bright Creatures

“Nah, I’m good.”

“Sowell Bay’s pretty far. You’ll be on buses all day and night.”

“I’ll camp on the side of the road,” says Cameron dryly.

“Hey!” Elliot jogs to catch up. “I’ve got a wild idea.”

Wilder than fake pastrami made from yams? Cameron glances back over his shoulder. “What?”

“My buddy has this camper he’s trying to sell. It’s pretty old, but runs great. You buy it off him and then you’ve got a way to get around and a place to crash.”

Cameron frowns. Actually, it’s not a terrible idea. But . . . a camper? Probably more than he can afford. He slips his phone from his pocket and checks the money-transfer app: there it is, two thousand dollars. In the notes, there’s a smiley-face emoji, followed by a warning: Don’t spend this on stupid

When did Aunt Jeanne learn to use emojis? And does a camper qualify as stupid crap? Probably. Mostly to satisfy his curiosity, Cameron asks, “How much does he want for it?”

“Not sure, exactly. A couple grand?”

“You think he’d take fifteen hundred?”

Elliot grins. “I can probably talk him into that.”





Busted But Loyal


At sunset, Sowell Bay’s public beach teems with rock crabs. One summer when Erik was small, the Sullivans were on an after-dinner walk when Erik found one who, by some cruel fate, had lost its hind legs on one side. Naturally, he insisted on bringing it home. He named it Eight-Legged Eddie because it was supposed to have ten limbs and was missing two. For a few weeks, Erik and Will watched poor Eddie clamber awkwardly around a glass tank filled with gravel from the driveway. Tova saved potato peelings and zucchini scraps for Eight-Legged Eddie’s nightly feeding, and once or twice Will drove down to the pet supply in Elland to purchase brine shrimp, which the crab devoured happily.

For a crab, Eddie survived a long time, but one morning Tova found him frozen mid-scuttle, his peering eyeballs paused in that permanent sort of way. Will plucked the corpse between his fingers, ready to fling it into the garden, when Erik emerged from his bedroom in a panic, insisting on a proper burial. The boy dropped to the ground, flung himself around his father’s leg, and affixed himself there, like one of those hippie protestors chained to the trunk of a tree, determined to thwart the injustice.

Erik’s handmade memorial stone still rests in the garden, under the overgrown ferns. RIP EIGHT-LEGGED EDDIE, BUSTED BUT LOYAL.

Never has Tova empathized with that poor crab more than now, as she hobbles around her kitchen with her left foot ensconced in this ridiculous molded-plastic boot. Six weeks, Dr. Remy had said. Six useless weeks that she’ll be unable to pull the dandelions from her rhubarb beds. Six maddening weeks that her hallway baseboards will collect dust. Six unbearable weeks that the aquarium’s floors will be left in the hands of whomever Terry can find to fill the gap.

“You’ve got four good legs,” she remarks to Cat as she pours her coffee. “Perhaps I could borrow one of yours?”

Cat licks his paw in answer.

Before she can take her first steaming sip, the doorbell rings.

“Oh, for heaven’s sake.” She makes her way to the front door.

“Tova!” Janice’s sharp, clear voice rings through the windowpane. “Sorry to drop by. Are you home?”

Reluctantly, Tova twists the dead bolt.

“Oh, good,” Janice says, bustling in with a casserole dish. Her voice is characteristically flat when she states, “You missed Knit-Wits this week.”

“Yes. I’ve been indisposed.”

Janice scoffs. “As if!” There’s that sitcom speak again. “What happened? You fell at work? That’s what Ethan up at the Shop-Way said.” She lowers the dish onto Tova’s counter.

Blood drains from Tova’s face. Ethan? How would he know?

“Now, I’m not saying anything one way or the other,” Janice says, holding up a defensive hand, “but if you need an attorney, I know a guy.” She reaches for her pocketbook. “I’ve got his number right here.”

“Janice, please. It’s just a sprain.”

“A bad sprain.” Janice eyes the boot. Then she removes her gauzy pink scarf and hangs it, along with her pocketbook, over the back of one of Tova’s kitchen chairs. Humming to herself, she snatches up the casserole dish, carries it to the refrigerator, and begins prodding around, searching for space.

“Try the bottom shelf,” Tova mutters.

“Aha! There we go.” Janice swipes her hands. “Barb made that for you. Potato-leek, she said? Something like that. She was going on and on about some recipe she found online.”

“How kind of her.” Tova limps toward the percolator. “Shall I put on coffee?”

“No, you should sit. Put that foot up.” Janice scoots in front of her and barricades the carafe. “I’ll do the coffee.”

Janice’s coffee is always on the weak side, but Tova sits as instructed, keeping a watchful eye as Janice measures the grounds and water.

“Does that cat need to be fed?” Janice lowers her round glasses to peer skeptically at Cat, who is parked under Tova’s dinette chair. A gesture of solidarity on the animal’s part.

“Thank you, but he’s already had breakfast,” Tova says. Then, before Janice can get any ideas about cooking, she adds, “We both have.” Cat flops over onto his side, showing off his new, rounder belly. All that casserole has plumped him up, and it suits him. Sympathy weight, as Tova calls it affectionately.

“Okay, chill. I’m just trying to help.” Janice sets two steaming mugs on the table and sits. “Did you see Dr. Remy?”

“Of course,” Tova says with a huff.

“And?”

“I told you. It’s a sprain.”

“How long will you be off work?”

“A few weeks,” Tova says truthfully. She leaves out the part where Dr. Remy ordered a bone-density test, and cautioned her that at her age, returning to work might not be advisable. Might not, he’d said. Nothing is set in stone yet. So why mention it?

“A few weeks,” Janice repeats, eyeing the boot skeptically. “Anyway, I came over for a reason. Aside from making sure you were, you know, alive.”

“I see.” Tova takes an evaluative sip of the coffee Janice prepared. Might have used another tablespoon of grounds, but it’s decent.

“Two reasons, actually.”

Tova nods, waiting.

“Okay, so first thing I need to tell you. If you had been at Knit-Wits last Tuesday, you would’ve heard Mary Ann’s big news, but since you were gone . . .”

“What is it?”

“She’s moving in with her daughter.”

“With Laura? In Spokane?”

“That’s right,” Janice confirms.

“When?”

“Before September. She’s putting the house on the market.”

Tova nods slowly. “I see.”

Janice takes off her round spectacles, then plucks a paper napkin from the holder on Tova’s tabletop and wipes the lenses. Squinting at Tova, she says, “It’s for the best. The stairs in that house are steep, you know, and with the laundry in the basement . . .”

“Yes, that’s a challenge,” Tova agrees. The basement laundry was to blame for Mary Ann’s fall last year, the one that she was lucky to escape from with only a set of stitches. “It’s wonderful that Laura will have her. And Spokane. That will be quite a change.”

“Yes, it will be.” Janice replaces her glasses. “We’re planning a special luncheon to say goodbye. It might be a few weeks off, depending on how quickly everything moves, but you’ll attend, of course?”

“Of course. I wouldn’t miss it, even if I have to hobble there,” Tova says. And she means it.

“Good.” Janice looks up, her face inscrutable. “You know, after Mary Ann’s gone, we’ll be down to three Knit-Wits. At some point, we might ask ourselves what our long-term plan is, here.”

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