“It’s a cruel world.”
“Cutthroat.” He was wearing a Cosby sweater and dad jeans, and his hair was a black scruff of weeds, like he’d just woken up, even though it was noon. Stubble inching down his chin, a little crud in the corner of one eye. I was wearing cutoffs over black leggings, the ones you said gave me buns of steel, and a tank that cut my boobs about a centimeter above the nipple. He could have gotten some show, if he’d bothered to look. But he wasn’t that kind of dad.
“Guess I should go,” I said.
“Don’t get into trouble out there.” He reconsidered. “Not too much, at least.”
“The thing is . . .,” I said, and maybe I took a deep breath and held it, because I kind of wanted him to look.
The thing was, I couldn’t go home.
The thing was, the Bastard had found my condoms.
That’s why I came looking for you, Dex. So we could go to the lake, and I could sink into the icy water until it hurt enough to make me forget. It’s not my fault you weren’t there when I needed you.
“The thing is?” your father said when I didn’t.
“The thing is . . .” I wasn’t crying or anything. I was just doing me, leaning against the doorway, one hand slipped into the back pocket of my cutoffs, cupping my ass, eyes on his dad shoes. Ugly blue sneakers, both unlaced. That was the thing that got me, the laces. Like he had no one to save him from falling. “Your shoes are untied.”
He shrugged. “I like ’em that way.” He stepped out of the doorway, opening a space for me. “Want to come in? Have something to drink?”
We had hot chocolate. No whiskey in it, not that time.
The mugs steamed. We watched each other. He smiled. Dad smile.
“So, what’s the verdict, Blondie?”
If you’d ever heard him call me that, you would have looked cluelessly at me, at my black hair, and I would have had to explain about Debbie Harry at the microphone and “Heart of Glass” and how I was really more of a Runaways girl, but what kind of nickname is Joan, and anyway, that didn’t matter as much as the fact that he could see the kind of girl I was, the kind who should have a mic to tongue and a guitar to smash and a stage to light on fire, that he looked at me and understood. But I didn’t have to explain, because we both knew, without saying, that this wasn’t for you.
The nickname: That was our first secret, and another thing we had in common. We liked to give things their secret names. We knew there was power in that.
“How are you liking our little town?”
“It sucks,” I said.
“Ha.” It wasn’t a laugh, more like an acknowledgment that a laugh might be called for.
“I like Dex, though,” I said.
“Smart girl. Beauty and brains. I approve.”
If he’d been someone else, just a guy rather than a dad, or even if he’d been most dads, I would have taken that as my cue, offered up my serpent smile, sipped my drink, and wiped away the chocolate mustache with one slow lick.
“Thanks, Mr. Dexter,” I said.
“You should know you’ve broken my heart.” He pressed a hand to his chest. “Dex finally discovers music, thanks to you, and—”
“And you’re welcome.”
“And, thanks to you, she’s developing some seriously shitty taste.”
“Better watch out, old man, you’re starting to sound your age.”
He jerked to his feet, the chair screeched, and I thought that was it. Too far. Especially when he stalked out of the room and left me there alone to wonder whether I was supposed to see myself out, thinking at least he trusted me to do so without stealing the silver.
Then he came back, record in hand. He’d also changed his shirt. “I don’t do tapes,” he said. “No tonal fidelity.” He handed me the album. “Call me old again and you’re out on your ass.” He looked so proud of himself for cursing, like a toddler showing off a turd.
“The Dead Kennedys?”
“You know them?”
I shrugged. I learned that much from Shay. Never admit you don’t know.
“Take it home. Listen to it—at least twice. That’s an order.”
“Really?” I know music guys and their record collections, Dex. They don’t hand their precious goods off to just anyone.
“Really,” he said. “Bring me one of yours next time. We’ll pretend it’s an even trade.”
Next time.
That’s how it went, Dex, and it kept going. We talked about music. We talked about him.
Did you know that when he was sixteen, he ditched the guitar for a year and taught himself to play the drums? He wanted to be Ringo Starr. Not because he thought Ringo was the best Beatle or anything, but because you couldn’t wish or will yourself into being a genius—Lennons and McCartneys are born. Ringos, according to your dad, are made, by luck and circumstance and practice in their parents’ garage. I thought that was sweet, that he’d dream of being fourth best.