TWENTY
The Liars' Club
Miriam wants an orange Fanta so bad she can taste the chemical fake-fruit burn on the back of her tongue. But the machine is a Mello Yello, some kind of rip-off of Mountain Dew. She doesn't care. She wants what she wants, and she doesn't want to think about what she doesn't want to think about. Not that it matters, as she has no money for the machine. Oops.
She thinks, I want an orange soda. And I want vodka to mix into the orange soda. And, while we're at it, I'd also like to stop being able to see how people are going to bite it. Oh, and a pony. I definitely want a goddamn pony.
Her thoughts are so loud, she doesn't hear the car enter the parking lot.
Miriam presses her head to the machine. Then she sees it – a dollar bill.
"Bonus," she mumbles, reaching for it.
It's a ruse. A filthy lie. A fake dollar that, when opened, reveals a Jack Chick Christian tract. Some story about how playing games like Dungeons and Dragons is basically the same as suckling hell-milk from a demon's tit.
Miriam crumples it up, goes to throw it, and finds herself face-to-face with a gawky, bony Italian-looking dude in a trim black suit.
"Jesus Christ," Miriam says.
The Italian nods, though he is clearly nobody's Lord and Savior (despite a faint resemblance in the nose, which is so low and severe it could be a fishing gaff). Miriam sees a small woman approaching, a short chubby thing with black eyes like hot coals and a set of bangs that look like they were cut with a hedge trimmer and a ruler.
"Evening," the woman says.
"Scully," Miriam says to the woman. To the man, she nods: "Mulder."
"We're FBI," the tall fucker says.
"I guessed that. That was the joke." She clears her throat. "Never mind."
"I'm Agent Harriet Adams," the woman explains. "This is Agent Franklin Gallo. We'd like to ask you a few questions."
"Sure. Ask away. If you're looking for Christian propaganda in cartoon format, I got some of that sweet gospel right here." She opens her palm and shows them the crumpled Chick tract. Her heart is leaping in her chest like a spooked gazelle – she can hear her blood in her ears; she can feel the pulse in her neck pounding like a kick drum. Is this it? Has her past caught up to her? She wonders, how many cigarettes would she be worth in the slammer? All those orange jumpsuits and unshorn women. Shit. Fuck!
What are her options here? Kick the tall fucker in the crotch? Slit the stubby bitch's throat with the Chick tract, hoping for a wicked paper cut?
She sees the woman's gaze flick to the left; then she hears feet on sidewalk. Heavy feet.
Louis's feet.
"Everything all right?" he asks, walking up.
The two agents size him up.
"We're looking for someone," the woman says, and holds out a photo.
Miriam's throat tightens. She's glad as hell they're not looking for her – but there Ashley is in the photo. Some party. Red Christmas lights. Laughing. That smug eyebrow. That mouth curled forever in a dickish grin. It's him.
Louis sees it. Miriam waits for him to give up the ghost. If they find Ashley, he'll roll over on her. Which means they'll find her. She can't have that.
"You know this guy?" the Italian asks.
The woman says, "His name is Ashley Gaynes."
"That's a dude, not a chick," Miriam says, verbally feinting left.
"He's a male, yes," the woman says, frowning.
"But his name's Ashley."
They stare at her like they want her dead.
She holds up her hands. "Oh. I just figured – never mind."
"Have you seen him? Or not?"
"Ummm. Nope. I see a lot of dudes. I haven't seen this dude."
The woman thrusts the photo upward, so that it's unavoidably in Louis's line of sight.
"And you, sir? Have you seen this man?"
Louis seems irritated. He tightens. "I'm sorry, who are you people again?"
Miriam leans in, and says in a Southern affectation to match his real one: "Baby, they said they're the FBI."
"Can I see some ID?"
The Italian rolls his eyes. The woman says nothing and shows hers. The man, exasperated, follows suit.
"No," Louis says. "I haven't seen him. Sorry, y'all."
The Italian steps in, cocks his chin, pops his knuckles. "You take one more look at that photo, and you think real hard about it–"
"Frankie," the woman says, putting her little mitt on his chest. "We can stop bothering these people. They don't know anything. Thank you for your time, folks."
The two of them turn and head back toward a black Cutlass Ciera parked a few spots down from the motel office. They seem an odd couple, Miriam thinks. Like a pair of pooches: a little bulldog tottering next to a bony Great Dane.
"They're looking for your brother," Louis says. He doesn't sound happy.
"My brother. Yeah. Thank you. Y'know, for not selling him out."
"I don't feel comfortable lying to the law," he says as they watch the black Oldsmobile exit the lot. It drives off down the avenue, an inky shadow lost to the darkness.
"That's because you have a handful of redeeming traits like honor and integrity and honesty and other positive qualities that are generally foreign to me. It means a lot to me. Really."
He takes a deep breath. "So what happened back there?"
"These two FBI agents–"
"No. In the room."
She knew that, she just felt like avoiding it. "I don't know. I freaked out. I wanted an orange soda."
"An orange soda."
"Like I said, bitches be crazy."
"Any chance we can talk about it? Or just hang out, watch some TV?"
He's reaching, she thinks. It's sweet. But –
"I can't. I have to go. I have to tell my brother, and go kick his ass for making me lie to a pair of federal agents."
"Can we do it again?" he asks.
His face is sad, pleading. This is a lonely man, she thinks; he must be, he wants to spend time with her. But then there it is, a flash, a shadow over his face – a pair of gouged-out eye sockets, four strips of electrical tape, blood pouring, maggots crawling, rust flakes falling from a shitty fish-gutter knife. She shudders.
"I'm an awful person," she declares. "I'm a hideous little nogoodnik. I have horrible thoughts. I do horrible things. I curse, I drink, I smoke. I basically have shit in my mouth and my head, and it always comes pouring out of me–" Like a stream of maggots, she thinks. "And you don't need that. Louis, you're a genuinely nice guy. A good person. You don't want to be with me. You'll just get covered in shit. My shit. My problems, my emotions, my everything. I am like a bucket of sewage turned over your head. Go find a nice girl. Someone in a sundress. Someone who isn't so comfortable with the words 'mother', 'cock', 'fucker', and 'sucker'."
"But–"
"No but. This is it. You're sweet."
She gets on her tippy-toes and kisses his chin.
"Have a good life," she says, and she wants to tell him the truth. She wants to say that this is it for him, he doesn't have long – she wants to exhort him to go get a prostitute, go eat the nastiest and most expensive cheeseburger he can find, and for God's sake stay away from lighthouses. But she says none of those things. A tiny part of her hopes that if she can stay away from him, that will be the secret. The trick. That will be what saves him. It's a lazy, passive theory – but since being proactive hasn't earned her a damn thing yet, it's all she has.
"Wait!" he calls after her, but it's too late. She's in the Mustang. She coaxes it to life.
And she sprays gravel peeling out of the parking lot.
"Another bust," Frankie says, rubbing his eyes. He yawns. "We're never going to find this little pecker. Ingersoll's going to have our balls for brunch."
"I don't have balls," Harriet says as she pulls the car over just past the motel entrance. She leaves the car running but dims the lights.
"What are you doing?"
"Waiting."
"For what?"
"For the girl."
"What girl? That girl we just met?"
"Yes. They were lying."
Frankie blinks. "What? Who? Paul Bunyan back there and his little snippy bitch?"
"Both of them. The girl lies better than the man. So much so that she almost had me. But she tries too hard. The man's lies, on the other hand, were utterly transparent."
"How do you always know this stuff?"
"The eyes. Ingersoll taught me that. They lie, so they blink. Or they look up and to the right, accessing the creative portions of the brain. Pupils shrink. An eyelid trembles. It's a panic response. I can sense it. Most prey animals respond by a twitch of the head, a sudden shift of the eyes. Lying is a fear response. Those two were scared."
As the car idles, they hear the popping of gravel.
In moments, a white Mustang comes racing past. Tail-lights twinkle.
"And the horse is out of the gate," Harriet says.
She eases the car back onto the road, silent and deadly as a shark.