Urban Venus

Chapter Three

Three hours and four – or is it five, maybe? – bottles of prosecco later, (who knows, the waiter hasn’t left the empties lying around to be counted) and I feel as though I have been in this city for ever. I haven’t even slept here yet, unless you count those few zzzz’s I managed to grab on my gorgeous four-poster earlier, and already Florence is my new spiritual home. It’s not even as though I’ve seen many of the sights, because I haven’t, although it is pretty lively here in the Piazza della Signoria, and there have been plenty of ‘sights’ passing by to keep us entertained. Not generally of the cultural variety though.

I have a feeling of total contentment, and I’m fairly sure it’s not entirely down to the relaxing effects of alcohol. There’s just something about the atmosphere of this place that has already hooked me in and is making me feel as if I’ve lived here longer, almost a sensation that I might have been here before, a very strong déjà vu effect. Maybe it’s just the fact that I’ve read so much about Florence, and I had pretty much committed the map of the city centre to memory. So now as I see these churches, monuments and piazzas leap off the page and become real, they are more than just buildings to me, there are the essence of the place.

Leonora, Sophia and the boys (no, they’re not boys, they are definitely men) had insisted I go with them into the centro for the evening, and that was fine by me. I hadn’t taken much persuading, and they’d waited patiently for me to have a quick shower, smarten myself up a bit and unpack something a little more glamorous to wear. Fortunately my clothes seemed to have survived the journey OK. One thing I have always been good at is packing, which is probably just as well as I always seem to travel with so much stuff in tow. My Mum taught me years ago about the virtues of packing with tissue paper, and my suitcases bear testament to her painstaking way of folding, wrapping, tucking and stacking, to ensure that everything arrives looking as though it has been freshly plucked from the wardrobe, instead of having been ferried half way across Europe. Given my glamorous companions’ easy style and grace, I am eternally grateful to her that I can instantly find something suitable, and un-creased, to wear at a moment’s notice.

The gang, for want of a better word to call my new friends, had planned to spend aperitif hour (which is usually about three hours long, according to them) in this bar in the piazza, then move off to a club later in the evening, should the fancy take them. Despite a level of fatigue which has left me feeling quite hollowed out and not-of-this-world, I couldn’t say no – they are my entry point into the Italian way of life and I’d have been a fool to turn them down for a spot of tiredness. I felt sure I’d pick up as the evening wore on, and I seem to be doing just that.

So here we are still, sprawled over a couple of pushed-together tables in front of the Café d’Epoca, a somewhat more glamorous establishment than your average café, to the north of the square. Aperitif hour is long since over, but we have stayed, all far too comfortable with the location, the incredibly balmy evening and the relaxed company to be bothered moving on to somewhere more lively. It’s pretty lively here, in any case, and the clientele largely young and trendy and quite clearly fairly affluent. Waiters buzz around us, clad in the traditional black uniform with white aprons tied around their waists, trays raised high on pointed fingers as they scoot by with their neat bottoms between the tightly-packed tables.

I am glad of this slight change of plan; I certainly don’t have my dancing head on tonight. I’m not sure my addled brain could keep pace with club-land noise either; for the time being I need to be able to hear what my companions are saying if I’m to stand any chance of keeping up with the conversation. I know my Italian lip-reading skills wouldn’t hold up amidst blaring music. At the moment they all communicate with me in a mix of Italian and English, which is great, but I’d love for them to feel quite soon that they don’t need to explain things to me in my own language. I want to integrate here, be one of them, learn the language properly, and having this ready made group of friends thrust upon me has to be the best way possible to blend into the Italian lifestyle.

‘So, Lydia, have you left a trail of broken-hearted men back at home?’ Lanzo asks, cheekily I think, seeing as I hardly know him and don’t really feel I’m at the sharing confidences stage of our friendship just yet. Or maybe I’m just taken aback because he’s hit on a bit of a raw nerve and so far today Ed has barely popped into my head at all. But now he’s there again, damn him. I struggle to think how best to answer Lanzo’s question.

‘Well, I did leave someone behind,’ I start, falteringly, ‘but he won’t be missing me. In fact it was all over before the summer. We’d been together for a long time but it turned out I wasn’t quite what he wanted.’ I hope the vagueness of my reply will be enough to satisfy his curiosity and avoid further questioning.

‘La poverina bella Lydia,’ he replies, looking genuinely sorry for me, and he pats me gently on the hand. There are no fireworks as he does that, I’m glad to note, and he doesn’t give the impression that he is checking for sparks either. Although these men are all so lovely, and gorgeous to boot, the last thing I need right now is for one of them to think he has a chance with me. Not for the moment, anyway. Male attention is all very nice, and most definitely a big morale-boost, but I certainly don’t want it to be at a level which is anywhere beyond just friendship.

‘Allora, what are you going to get up to whilst you’re here?’ he goes on. For my own state of mind and composure I have to assume he’s referring to my day to day life, and not my love life, so I start to regale him with my plans on the art front and what I want to study and get involved in. He listens with interest, so clearly I have been barking up the right tree, and not failing to interpret any ‘signals’ he might have been intending to send out.

‘…….and I’m supposed to do lots of research for my dissertation – shouldn’t be too tricky with all this on hand, should it? And then the plan is that I head back to the UK with that all done and my final year should be a doddle!’ He looks a bit confused at my last word. Proper, long dictionary words like ‘dissertation’ are clearly no problem for him, but throw something dodgy from the vernacular such as ‘doddle’ and he’s lost, poor chap. I set out to explain the meaning of it and he laughs, begging me to teach him a few more slang words. I love how the idiosyncrasies of our complex and bizarre language are always a source of fascination and amusement to foreigners. He flashes a winning smile at me but it’s a friendly one and not overly flirtatious, which is a relief.

There is a wail of sirens and screech of brakes as two polizia cars appear from nowhere and pull to a sudden halt just in front of the café. Two armed policemen jump from the first car and run off into the bar a couple of doors down. Whilst I follow the events with open-mouthed amazement, the others seem completely unfazed by the whole thing, and barely glance in the direction of all the excitement. Sophia explains to me that it’s just the way they do things here. Chances are there probably hasn’t been a murder or an armed robbery, it’s just the Italian police force’s way of dramatically over-reacting to some small crime such as petty theft or a disgruntled customer causing trouble in a restaurant. Can’t say I’d want to be on the receiving end of it, even though I have to admit they do look pretty fetching in those uniforms. It seems I have a lot to learn about the way things are done over here, the sort of stuff the books don’t tell you. Good job I have my new friends.