The phone rings again and Riley waves goodbye as she disappears into her bedroom to savor her coffee. I want to go with her, because I’m sure whatever my mother is calling about at seven in the morning isn’t fun.
“Hey, Mom,” I answer right before voicemail kicks in.
“Eliot, why didn’t you answer?”
“I was running.”
She clicks her tongue in disapproval. “I’m sure that’s not good for your knee. If you’d watch what you ate, then you wouldn’t need to run.”
This is the power of motherhood. She’s great at criticizing me out of both sides of her mouth. I’m eating too much and engaging in unsafe activities. Boss mother status achieved in two sentences.
I drum my fingers against the cheap laminate counter, regretting I didn’t go to breakfast with Masters. It’s karmic punishment, I suppose. If I turn down the good things that come my way, why should I be shielded from the bad? “I only run on flat surfaces.”
“I hope you’re wearing your longer pants. That scar is so visible when you get brown, dear.”
She always adds the dear, as if the fake term of endearment removes the sting of her words. I look down at my bare legs stretching out from the running shorts I pulled on. The scar looks like a sideways grimace. Most of the time I forget it’s there, but trust my mom to bring it up. I drop into a kitchen chair and settle in for the rest of her lecture.
“I have pants,” I say, not ready to outright lie to her.
“Good. You want to start out your time at Western on a good note. You don’t want to alienate the nice young men by not putting forth a good appearance.” Mom is the queen of appearances. In her book, as long as we look good, we are good.
Knox Masters didn’t seem to care, I want to tell her. In fact, I’m pretty sure he looked at my legs with a hell of a lot of appreciation. I rub my hand over the mark, though, because talking to Mom makes me self-conscious.
“Yes, Mom.”
“But I didn’t call to talk about that. I have terrible news. Your brother signed up for classes without consulting us!”
Good for him.
“He didn’t sign up by himself. He had a student liaison help him,” I point out. Mom must know. She, Dad, and Jack all visited Western together.
“That girl did not do a very good job then, because two of Jack’s courses are simply too difficult for him to manage himself.”
Dread is like a stone. Sometimes it sits in your stomach and makes you want to vomit. Other times it lodges in your throat and chokes you. Either way dread makes you feel terrible. Right now, I feel I am stone.
One thing that sold Jack on Western, other than their very real chance of winning the BCS National Championship title, was all the academic resources they have. Every athlete has a student liaison—an upperclassman—assigned to help him or her register. Every class has a tutor available. I won’t lean so much on you, he’d told me. I was thrilled. No more taking classes I didn’t like to make sure I knew Jack’s assignments. No more pretending I was interested in Battle Maneuvers of WWII. Most importantly, no more guilty conscience.
I happily registered for classes that interested me, like Creative Nonfiction Writing and Grant Management, the latter being a self-directed course involving writing a real grant proposal, which will look great on my resume.
“Uh huh.” If I hang up will this conversation end?
“I’ve called the Provost’s office, and they’ve informed me that the two courses you need to sign up for are full, but you can audit them. You’ll need to go today, however, and sign up.”
She rattles them off. One is a political science course, the other a sociology course. Neither sounds interesting to me.
“Mom, the time for registering is over. I did that this summer.” As did Jack. “I can’t add two classes to my schedule. I’m taking fifteen credits. That’s a full load.”
It’s not your mom you’re turning your back on here. It’s Jack.
She continues as if I haven’t spoken. “That’s nice, dear, but I’m sure two more classes won’t be a burden.”
What she means is that it doesn’t matter if it is a burden.
“What, can’t Jack drop those classes?”
“We don’t drop classes,” she says with an air of impatience. “What would his advisor think? You simply sign up and help as you always have in the past.”
“I need all my classes to graduate within two years. Besides, I don’t think it works that way.”