Royally Seduced

chapter 2


LILY STEPPED INTO the elevator of the youth hostel. At twenty-six, she was a bit older than many of the backpackers, but they were an accepting bunch. She’d never had the money to take a year off and backpack through Europe, so she envied the young students.

Two of them called down the bare-bones hallway to hold the elevator, so Lily stuck her arm out to block the doors.

“Thank you, Lily. Where do you go today?” Blonde and German, Silke and her companion, Hans, had been very helpful since Lily’s arrival, pointing out tricks to getting around the Métro and giving her tips on cheap eats. To save money, Lily ate like the backpackers—rolls and café au lait at the bakery across the street for breakfast, a loaf of bread and ham along with some cheese and fresh fruit for lunch, and maybe a dinner out at a café if she could find one reasonably priced.

“I’m not exactly sure, but probably to la Madeleine.”

“Who?”

“La Madeleine is a giant church in the Opera Quarter. Napoleon helped design part of it.” Lily’s stomach growled. “Plus there’s a huge food mall and flower market next to it.”

“Ah, very good.” She gestured to her equally blond companion. “Hans and I are going to the cemetery in Montparnasse.”

Hans nodded enthusiastically. “Ja, many important writers and thinkers are buried there. Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir, Charles Baudelaire and—”

“And don’t forget Samuel Beckett. He wrote Waiting For Godot,” Silke added helpfully, in case Lily wasn’t familiar with that mind-numbing play. Thanks to her English degree, she unfortunately was.

“And if we have enough time, we will see the Catacombes. When they ran out of room in the city cemetery a couple centuries ago, they moved everyone there.”

“Everyone?” Surely they didn’t mean…

“They have walls of skulls and bones. That says so much about what life is all about. In the end, we are just piles of organic matter for others to stare at,” Silke finished.

Lily fought back a sigh. How very grimly existential of them. No wonder they were going into raptures about Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir, the king and queen of existentialism. Lily preferred to take a more cheerful view of life, but that didn’t seem to be the European way. No wonder they thought Americans were cockeyed optimists. And of course most Americans, if they thought of the French at all, imagined either mimes in white-striped shirts or else morose chain-smoking café dwellers dressed all in black.

Maybe that was a good blog article. “So what do you think of Parisians?”

Silke immediately answered, “Oh, it is very nice here.”

“Ja,” Hans agreed.

The elevator opened and they walked out to the lobby. “But what do you really think?” she insisted.

Silke looked around furtively. “It is not very organized. Sometimes the attractions do not open on time.”

“Twenty minutes late, even,” Hans threw in. “And they close for lunch at all hours—not what the sign says.”

Lily smiled. Ah, punctuality. The more laidback French attitude did not sit right with German precision. “I can see how that would be a problem. But perhaps some spontaneity is a good thing on vacation?”

They gave her identically puzzled looks. Silke shrugged. “If they want to be open different hours, they should change the signs.”

And that was that. Lily waved goodbye as they set off for their sunny Parisian day of skulls and cemeteries.

Lily turned toward the door, but she bumped into another backpacker, a tall, lean man with a long brown ponytail and matching beard. “Oh, pardonnez-moi,” she tried her French on him.

“No problem,” he replied in perfect English with only a hint of an accent, as he adjusted the straps of his small black backpack.

Rats. “Is my accent that awful?” she burst out.

“What?” He looked at her, startled.

“My accent. My cousin Sarah says I have a terrible French accent, even on basic things like pardonnez-moi and merci.”

He gave a tiny wince as she pronounced those words.

“You hear it, too, don’t you?” she cried. “I must sound like the American village idiot trying to speak your language.”

“Hey, hey,” he soothed her. “How long have you been living in France?”

“I’ve been visiting for a couple days.”

He raised his shoulders in a typically French shrug. “And so you think your two days in Paris means you speak French perfectly?”

“Well, I guess not. But you speak English perfectly.”

“I should hope so. I lived in Manhattan for ten years.”

“Really? I’m from Philly, but I live in New Jersey right now.”

“Ah, Joisey,” he said in a perfect New Jersey accent. Was there no accent this man couldn’t do?

“Hey, don’t knock Jersey. Not all of us can afford Manhattan.” Although he didn’t look like he could afford even the student hostel. And if he’d lived in New York for ten years, he was probably older than the other backpackers, too.

He held up his hands in placation. They were big and nicely shaped, with long, strong-looking fingers.

“Do you play piano?”

“What?” He looked startled again. Lily was single-handedly earning a reputation for all Americans as being slightly crazy.

“Piano.” She wiggled her fingers at him.

He looked down at his hands and then back at her. “Why? Do you want me to play a tune for you? Would you like ‘Alouette’ or ‘Frère Jacques’?”

“I can see you must be too busy to make conversation.” She lifted her nose like she’d seen her mother’s employer do a million times before to an impudent guest. Mrs. Wyndham was one of the grand ladies of Philadelphia’s upper crust and Lily’s mother was still her housekeeper, in charge of managing the myriad employees and tasks necessary for the smooth running of a historic mansion and busy social activities. “Thank you for your assistance, and have a nice day.”

She brushed past him out the door onto the busy French sidewalk. Fresh croissant or pain au chocolat for breakfast? Flaky French chocolate rolls sounded good. Before she could decide, she felt a touch on her elbow.

“Hey, hey.” Backpack Guy stopped touching her with his long piano fingers as soon as she stood still. “I’m sorry, mademoiselle. You caught me by surprise and I forgot my manners.”

“No problem.” Lily spotted a café down the street that she hadn’t visited yet. “I’m always grumpy before breakfast, and that chocolate roll is calling my name.” She eyed his spare frame. She didn’t think it was from too many cigarettes since he didn’t smell of smoke. In fact, for a guy who looked like he’d been sleeping on a park bench for a month, he actually smelled nice. “If you don’t mind my saying so, you could use a croissant.”

His mouth pulled into a wry grin. “Probably. Why don’t we get some croissants together?”

She leaned away from him and gave him a suspicious stare.

“I was a Boy Scout if that makes a difference.”

“Really? There are French Boy Scouts?” She perked up. This was the kind of thing she wanted to learn about his country—something that wasn’t in the tourist books.

“Come have a café au lait with me and I’ll tell you all about le scoutisme français.”

“Scoutisme? Is that a real word?”

“On my honor.” He raised his hand in what looked like a Boy Scout sign.

“Well, okay. And maybe you can help me with my French pronunciation.”

“I would be happy to.”

Lily turned to face him. “All right, I can’t call you French Backpacking Boy Scout, so you better tell me your name.”

He smothered a laugh. “No, that would be quite a mouthful. My name is Jack Montford.”

“Jack? Isn’t it actually Jacques?”

“Yes, but I started going by Jack when I lived in New York.”

“Smart move. I’m Lily Adams.” Lily set off for the café. “Come on, Jack-with-the-Backpack, let’s get you a couple croissants—with extra butter.”



JACK DIDN’T KNOW quite how he’d wound up going out for breakfast with a woman he’d literally bumped into, but Lily Adams was right—he could use some calories. She’d thought he picked her out as an American from her accent, bad as it was, but he had picked her out as an American as soon as he saw her blond ponytail and cheerful expression. Her hazel-green eyes gazed eagerly at everything, as if she were trying to memorize details for later.

And to think she wanted to learn about French scouting, of all things. Not where to get the best-smelling parfum or cheapest designer knockoffs, but actual bits of real French life.

They stepped up to the café counter and Lily cleared her throat. “Je voudrais deux croissants et deux pains au chocolat. Oh, deux cafés au lait. Merci.”

Jack had to admire her tenacity when she knew she had difficulties with the language. He quelled the cashier’s incipient smirk with what he thought of his comte look.

Lily, happily oblivious, accepted the bag of pastries and handed him a cup of coffee.

“Merci,” he thanked her. “And you say de rien, which means, ‘It was nothing.’”

She practiced that a couple times as they walked to a bench along a pretty little park. Jack chewed a bit of pain au chocolat, mindful that his digestion was still a bit sensitive. Lily dipped her croissant into the milky coffee with gusto, not minding the flaky crumbs falling on her khaki cargo pants.

University students from the nearby Sorbonne argued about philosophy and politics while a young long-haired musician played guitar, his girlfriend staring up at him adoringly.

Nadine had stared at him like that while they were dating, but stopped soon after their engagement. It was as if she didn’t need to bother once she had his ring. And of course he had been gone many months out of the year with his disaster relief work. His closest friends in the world, Giorgio, Prince of Vinciguerra, and Francisco, Duke of Aguas Santas in Portugal, had warned him to slow down.

Jack found it easy to ignore their advice. They were ones to talk about slowing down. Giorgio ran his own country and Francisco owned not only a huge, busy estate in the Portuguese countryside but also a private island in the Azores.

If only his friends had grabbed him in person a couple months back, since it wasn’t hard to delete their phone and text messages.

He’d slowed down, all right, almost to the point of permanently stopping. When they’d heard he was sick, George and Frank first offered to fly to the hospital in Thailand to collect him. When that hadn’t been necessary, they threatened to confiscate his passport so he couldn’t leave France until George’s sister’s wedding.

George, Frank and Jack had met going to university in New York and had set up a nice bachelor pad for themselves when George’s parents tragically died in a car crash back in their small country Vinciguerra, on the Italian peninsula. George’s distraught twelve-year-old sister, Stefania, had come to live with them, along with a no-nonsense housekeeper.

End of their bachelor pad, but the beginning of the best time of his life. Stevie became one of the gang and the sister he’d never had. And now she was getting married.

Jack hoped she and her German fiancé looked at each other like the young guitar player and his girlfriend.

“Earth to Jack.” Lily peered into his face and waved a croissant. “You still hungry? You put away that chocolate roll pretty fast.”

He looked down into his lap. A small pile of crumbs was all that remained. Maybe the fresh air and quiet greenery was helping his appetite, but he didn’t want to push his luck. “You want to know about the real France?”

She rolled her eyes. “Of course. Who doesn’t?”

“Many people. For them, we are France-Land, a giant amusement theme park for them to visit. See the Eiffel, look at the Mona Lisa, hear the bells rung by the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and voilà! You have experienced the true France.”

She gave him a peeved look. “I don’t agree with that at all, and you have a pretty low opinion of tourists for a guy who’s backpacking his way around the country. Or is it just a low opinion of American tourists?”

“Well…”

“Aha. You, monsieur, are a snob. And see, I know that is a French word, too.”

“I am not a snob.” He was acquainted with many snobs and he wasn’t one, was he?

“When you lived in New York, did you go to the Statue of Liberty?”

“Of course. A gift from my country to yours.” Stevie had loved the green lady. If she hadn’t been Princess of Vinciguerra, Jack often thought, she would have become an American citizen.

“And the Metropolitan Museum of Art? And the Empire State Building?”

“Yes to all of those.”

“So why can’t we enjoy the Eiffel Tower, the Mona Lisa and the bells at Notre Dame Cathedral?”

He gave her a nod of apology. “Again, you have caught me without my manners. We are notably proud of those three things in Paris, and many more, of course.”

“So since I have already visited all those places, tell me where I should go next to get a sense of the real France.”

Jack made a split-second decision. His other belongings were safely stashed in a locker at the hostel for the day and he hadn’t made any firm plans to leave for Provence. What was one more day? The trains were always running to the south of France. “Why don’t I show you?”

Her pretty brow wrinkled again. “Show me what?”

“One of the most beautiful parks in Paris that only the locals know about. You like to hike?”

“I love it,” she promptly replied. “The Appalachian Trail runs through Pennsylvania, and I’ve hiked several parts of it.”

“Good, this will be easy for you. Do you have a Métro card?”

“All set.” She stood and dumped her empty cup into a nearby trash can. “Allons! Let’s go.”

Jack smiled. Her dreadful accent was starting to seem rather cute. He immediately put the brakes on that idea. Lily was a tourist, and he was going back to Provence to sit in the sun, eat and regain his strength.

He grimaced. Kind of like the mangy stray cat his Provençal housekeeper Marthe-Louise had taken in and fattened up last winter. Ah, well, she’d be happy to do the same for him.