chapter thirty-five, Tuesday:5thnovember2013 mine
There’s something that my brain just won’t let go, a loose thread of an idea that needs neatening. Where's the scissors? "There must be an entrance to the mine Daniel," my brain won't stop tormenting me with this idea, “it’s got to be close by, your Dad would want it safe." Daniel has missed the point entirely in his anxiety about his Dad. “This house was built over the mine, remember?”
"I still can't believe after all these years I get closer to finding out what happened to Dad, only to discover I missed him alive by only a few years."
I take his hand in mine, "they didn't actually say how long ago, that years’ time-scale was just the impression they wanted you to have.” looking him intently, “I think this might have been a recent event Daniel, weeks or,” I squeeze his hand, “days even.”
“Walk me through it Tharie.” He squeezes my fingers together so hard it hurts. I wince and he lets me go.
“Look at the evidence.” I sit down next to him, our heads close together, “if this wasn’t your Dads house recently how else do you explain how it's still tidy and there's food in the cupboard?" I implore him to join my thoughts with my eyes, I can't explain why I can journey through clues and translate these signals, I just know I’m right.
"OK," says Daniel, "let’s assume you’re right, and these guys killed my Dad for the gold under this house." Daniels voice grows softer and mellow, "where is his body?" At last, the right question. He throws his hands in the air, and tames his hair in exasperation, it’s all a little unbelievable.
I'll leave him thinking on that one.
Glad for the brief reprieve, my phone distracts me with a demand on my utmost attention, and as usual, who am I to deny the tiny slick little slave driver. So acquiescing to its thrumming requests, I swipe the screen, and thankfully the noise of the vibration ceases.
PF: “Can't believe it Tharie, found the most gorgeous guy and he brings me to the back end of beyond” oh dear, this does not bode well. Know your audience, I should have warned him.
TC: “Worse than Southend?” Although we did have a brilliant time as I recall.
PF: “I’ve repressed that trip!” Funny girl. She ended up spending the weekend with a barmaid if I remember correctly.
TC: “So do I mount a rescue operation?” Please say no.
PF: “Kidding? I'm having sex in the back of a Jeep!” God no, that doesn't sound safe!
TC: “You'd have more room in a Landrover!” I think that's funny.
PF: “Knew you'd say that T, love you, see you back home...oh Jim...rub sun-cream on me...” so bad.
I put my phone away giggling to myself, and realise a serious conversation is still going on in here, I miss my horses. Besides too much seriousness can affect your appetite. "Maybe it's still down there?" Kurt offers from the sofa, beginning to spot a plan evolving. "Let's find the entrance of the mine.” Really? “Stan will be gone for at least two hours, by the time he's back let's have discovered the way down into Devils Pit.”
Oh, bloody hell, quite literally.
Suddenly energised and happy we now have a plan. He makes it sound romantic and swashbucklingly fun, does this man take anything seriously I wonder? Just what Liza needs. She of course would be suitably impressed and swish her hair at him, if she were here, it's only natural.
We agree like kids going out to play, and our grown-up has popped out, and remembering the jeans I’m wearing, I suddenly recall something. “There’s something in the kitchen.” I mumble to myself, and my noisy brain is making connections where none were previously. I strip them off quickly, turn them back inside out, straighten the pocket bags and bring them together excitedly.
Satisfied I have in fact seen something I call the professor, "Nigel, will you come here, I want you to see something please." I lay the joined bags flat on the kitchen table, "here, what do you see?" I am hoping he sees something and ask in earnest hoping it’s not a trick of my own making.
"Yes, you're right, that's a symbol for the Demon Pit.” He looks at us excitedly, “the legend says this mine is called,” he starts scrolling through the photos on his camera, “here, that’s the symbol form the book.” He shoves the screen under our noses in his appetite for solving puzzles.
Bet he watches crime drama too.
"Yes, and this?" I point, trying to keep the urgency out of my voice but still sound impatient, my hand is shaking with the denim gripped hard on my fist, my knuckles white in eagerness.
"It's a house, with a bird sitting on the roof." Says Nigel, with a sideways glance, if his brain had audio I’d hear loud ticking and whirring.
"An eagle Nigel, it's an eagle." I can't contain my excitement, "don't you see?" They all look at me like I’m mad except Daniel, he knows what I’m capable of. Frustrated that I’m alone in seeing this I raise my voice, "the entrance is here, at this house!" Blimey they are so slow, what it must be like to be normal, how wonderful and quiet but so very slow.
"Yes!" Looking over his glasses, the professor shakes his head, "she's right," I take a deep breath and then take a seat, all this thinking has left me feeling light headed. I leave to put the kettle back on of course.
“The mine entrance is here?” I hear Kurt asking as I retreat, he and Liza will be very good together, I’ll wear black to the wedding of course.
NG: “Tharie, hope all OK, please ask Daniel to restart his phone, he’s not answering his messages” blimey, he’ll hate that.
TC: “Consider it done” he’s good that boy.
I wander back into the kitchen, I can hear Daniels phone beeping as several messages arrive at his handset after the restart, followed by several guttural expletives, and a “bloody phone.”
The electricity is on for now, although it does wain and flicker, I put the jeans back on an notice the thing my brain has been trying to tell me all along, but I was preoccupied to listen, the embossed pattern on the larder doorknob is the same imagery from the tack of the jeans. I fold my fingers around the large intricately caste dome brass doorknob. I need a manicure. I pause like they do in all the best thrillers, where the actress has perfect nails and the violins screech away to create a dramatic pause, and turn it clockwise, “here!" I yell, everyone comes pouring into the kitchen, Daniel still looking at the face of his smart phone, and they spot what I’m twisting in my palm. This part is where the music is building into a crescendo.
I open the already oiled door, it howls in protest still and we peer in, its dark, and I close it back up, looking at the faces behind me for further instructions. None come, the knob is still in my hand, I have not let it go, I don't really want to. "All the best stories have a cellar in them somewhere!" Says Nigel, we are all shaking our heads, "what? You don't like thrillers?" We laugh, probably with nerves. “So?” He asks, “We go in?” He returns his clean glasses back to his nose.
We decide to have a quick look before Stan and Liza get back, they've been gone almost an hour now. "Torches, get the torches." Says Nigel Like a child at Christmas. I twist the handle once again, the brass now warm in my hand, and we gaze into the darkness together. The orchestra have quietened and slowed.
Can I have a cuppa first please?
More in chapter thirty-five, Tuesday:5thnovember2013 devils pit
Armed with a powerful torch each, yes, we'll be perfectly fine with torches to protect us, and not a small amount if trepidation we all stand waiting behind Daniel, our deputy leader since Stan is currently unavailable.
Daniel turns the chunky rubber knobbled handle of his torch and a strong shaft of light cuts through the still dank darkness of the cellar anteroom, slowly and creakily the door slowly opens to its fullest and a shaft of light penetrates the dark space beyond. Beyond the door is a tiny dark chamber disguised like an old pantry, shelves line the walls and there’s a very old dusty light bulb that swings lazily from a cable above disturbed by the only breeze that’s likely come in through this door in years, or is it? It of course won't work like all the best thrillers, and we gaze into the dark room. I’m almost sure I catch a very feint whiff of Chanel no.5, but dismiss it due to withdrawal from lack of tea altering my usually keen perception.
Daniel pokes the shelves in turn to find the entrance, assuming this little pantry is a disguise to a cellar. And an old powdered English mustard tin does the trick. With a little click of a latch the shelf swings up on its end revealing a doorway, of course. It's popped ajar and beyond is darkness. I swallow. I need tea badly.
Bloody hell.
There’s a narrow dark staircase heading down into the blackest darkness I have ever seen, and I live in the countryside with no street lights. Reaching around on the wall there's a light switch but as an homage to all good thrillers it doesn't work either, I hear Kurt flick it on and off several times... you couldn’t make this stuff up.
Typical, I think, more stairs going underground, this must be a cosmic test of my character, making it all about me makes me feel better somehow. My heart is doing its best to escape my chest, I can hear the blood pounding in steady rhythm around my skull, or is it my ears, I don't decide on an answer. I hum a Depeche mode song in my head 'Just Can't get Enough,' and feel slightly better, Essex boys will do that to you.
There's another door, it swings open fully now revealing the flight of stairs, protesting like its 500 years undiscovered, then suddenly it glides smoothly like someone wanted it to appear old and unused, but oiled it half way. The light that comes in with us strikes a series of mirrored surfaces placed at intervals around the room, bringing free light into the space, just like in the main house, the light is dimming in the late afternoon but it’s sufficient to see and quite ambient.
Going first Daniel trains his flash light down the stairs. "Sorry I was dawdling," says the Professor coming up behind us out of breath," I thought it might be a good idea to leave Stan a note telling him where we are, just in case. And I found a very heavy caste iron stew pot to jam the door open too, you know," he nods, "just in case." We all agree that is a genius plan, but then Nigel is a genius. “I read a lot of Agatha Christie” as if explanation was necessary. Well, I say to myself, who doesn’t?
"OK, anyone think we should wait an hour for Stan to get back before we head down those dark slippery looking uneven stairs into the pit?" Asks Daniel to no one in particular, the shaft of his torchlight pointing onwards.
"Let's just see where the steps lead,” I can't believe I’m saying it, “and come straight back up, make tea, and wait for the others?" I say in more of a question than a plan suggestion, but everyone nods in agreement and mine becomes the new plan. Stairs leading down are asking to be taken, one careful step after another.
“I could do with a cuppa” adds the professor, pushing his glasses back up his nose smiling.
Note to self, well done for appearing brave.
First Daniel, then me, followed by Kurt then Nigel. We creep quietly into the darkness speared only by the strong bright beams of our torches. The sounds are footsteps on stone, heavy breathing and a nervous hum, where’s that coming from? God, it’s me! The steps are hewn from solid rock and as we descend once more beneath the earth I notice the air getting chillier and damper too.
"Be careful people,” I warn, "the steps here get a bit slippery." And just as I say it my foot slips but I manage to control my gravity with a stop from my other foot just in time, who knows how long these steps go down for and for how long I’d have tumbled before reaching the end. Daniel looks back to check I’m OK, and I’d likely have taken him with me too. We walk more carefully now, and further down there is a crude rope handrail in places set into the wall with huge iron eyelets with a light patina of decay, where the steps are not equidistant it goes round a bend.
After what seems like an hour of walking but I illuminate the dial on my Dads gold watch and it’s only been twenty minutes. I hear Daniels feet stop on what sounds like sand covered rock, as he twists his body to look up at us I hear it crunch beneath his Doc Martens. "We're at the bottom, I have a floor here." He says in a whisper taking my hand in reassurance, and we all pan our lights around what appears to be a medium sized room, cut roughly from the rock with huge age stained iron door set into the back wall, a rusty padlock keeping the slider bolt in place.
"A door, is just asking to be opened!" Nigel says, his voice echoing loudly around the enclosed space. From above we hear muffled sounds and a "hello!" It's Liza, "hello, landing party ahoy! It's the away team coming back to the mother ship!" She comes bounding down the last steps like a mountain goat with no fear of heights which actually isn't true, must be love. Straight into Kurt's waiting arms.
Note to self, if love cures all see if Daniel can fix my phobia of hand cream?
Stan appears behind her, rolling his eyes as if his child has just run head first into a dark pit without thinking what might be down there. And if course that's exactly what she's done. "Missed us?" She asks out of breath, "we left them out in the beyond.” She tells us a little breathless but excited, “they tried to beg us not to, said we'd never find the mine without their help.” She smiles, "guess they didn't know who they're dealing with eh?" Looking suitably excited and pointing her own torch at the door, “they'll get picked up soon.” deep breaths everyone.
“There's a slight problem," I point to the door, Liza and Stan study the huge padlock. Large and rusty looking beautifully crafted with a lace-like design all over, and the working part cast to resemble rope, but all I can think of is the twisted design of a cough-candy, it's food related, so that'll be why.
"OK, so I guess you'd need a key for that thing then eh?" She answers laughing. "Stan took this from around Steffi’s neck before we booted their sorry arses out into the wilderness." We all enjoyed her cheesy film pastiche voice. Cheese? I must be hungry again.
Stan holds something up in the beam of his torch, and hanging from a rough piece of string tied in a knot is a rusty old key, judging by its slightly decorative appearance and the level of oxidation I’d guess the key and the lock it was about to open are from the 1800's. Quite beautiful actually and needlessly ornate, it’s just an ordinary working part, made extraordinary. Taking the rope from Stan, Daniel slides the key into the brass lined lock, its rough surface makes a grinding noise at first but then it slots into perfect place and the lock clicks open easily with a loud 'snap' sound. Stan removes the lock from the bolt, lifts it to his nose, and hands it to me.
I touch the surface, lift my fingers to my own nose, "its WD40 oiled, recently." Stan nods agreement, rubbing my fingertips together under my nose, “I have always loved that smell, it reminds me of my Dad.” I hand the heavy lump of metal back to Stan, “we spent hours working on ‘Old Blackie,” a statement of fact, we all look at each other, Liza smiles at me, she loved my Dad too.
Stan places the padlock into his cargo pocket "better here," he tells me noticing I’m watching him with amusement, "than someone comes up behind us and locks us in!" I nod profusely in agreement, my chest thumps and I take Daniels hand, he squeezes it and smiles at me, perish the thought. I am happy Stan is here doing all the survival thinking, though I can be very handy with a hoof pick myself! After the door a strong faceful of stale air hits us, Stan wedges a large rock to keep the door open by sliding it across the floor, it must weigh twice what he does, I’m not at all surprised.
I glance round for a sign everyone is OK, Stan is checking his torch, Nigel is of course cleaning his glasses, Liza tidies her ponytail, Kurt yawns, Daniel runs his fingers through the front of his hair, and me? I'm thinking.
We emerge in a huge gallery with an incredibly high ceiling, natural not man cut, about four metres wide with a ring of rust coated iron fencing all round. We peer over the edge and the bottom is too far down for our torches to reach into the very solid blackness.
Bloody hell. Not too far off either, according to the translation.
Quatermass springs to mind, as I lean to stare into the pit. Dad was keen on a broad reading strategy for Henry and me, and it’s proved very useful. I read science fiction and he reads porn. "Steps." Kurt exclaims pointing his light a few metres to our left.
"There's another gallery two stories below.” A rough iron tube rungs bolted to the wall leading down into the darkness. From the vaulted ceiling hangs a rusty old miners bucket, could easily fit us all in, and an ancient pulley system to send it down with an anchor to bring it to the iron fence. It's then I see there is a hinged section of barrier, it is for carrying miners further down to the mine shaft, a very old dusty smelling hole in the rock. And all good adventure stories begin with mine shafts don’t they?
Where's the bloody kettle?