“Ew. Too hairy.”
The list continued until I was pretty sure this night was a bust. Kelsey suggested we hit another bar, which was the last thing I wanted to do. I told her I had to go to the bathroom, and hoped someone would catch her eye while I was gone so that I could slip away with no drama. The bathroom was at the back, past the pool and darts area, behind a section with some small round tables.
That was when I noticed him.
Well, technically, I noticed the book first.
And I just couldn’t keep my mouth closed. “If that’s supposed to be a way to pick up girls, I would suggest moving to an area with a little more traffic.”
He looked up from his reading, and suddenly I found it hard to swallow. He was easily the most attractive guy I’d seen tonight—blond hair falling into crystal blue eyes, just enough scruff on his jaw to give him a masculine look without making him too hairy, and a face that could have made angels sing. It wasn’t making me sing. It was making me gawk. Why did I stop? Why did I always have to make an idiot of myself?
“Excuse me?”
My mind was still processing his perfect hair and bright blue eyes, so it took me a second to say, “Shakespeare. No one reads Shakespeare in a bar unless it’s a ploy to pick up girls. All I’m saying is you might have better luck up front.”
He didn’t say anything for a long beat, but then his mouth split in a grin revealing, what do you know, perfect teeth!
“It’s not a ploy, but if it were, it seems to me that I’m having great luck right here.”
An accent. HE HAD A BRITISH ACCENT. Dear God, I was dying.
Breathe. I needed to breathe.
Don’t lose it, Bliss.
He put his book down, but not before marking his place. My God, he was really reading Shakespeare in a bar.
“You’re not trying to pick up a girl?”
“I wasn’t.”
My analytical brain did not miss his use of the past tense. As in… he hadn’t been trying to seduce anyone before, but perhaps he was now.
I took another look at him. He was grinning now—white teeth, jaw stubble that made him look downright delectable. Yep, I was definitely seducible. And that thought alone was enough to send me into shock.
“What’s your name, love?”
Love? LOVE! Still dying, here.
“Bliss.”
“Is that a line?”
I blushed crimson. “No, it’s my name.”
“Lovely name for a lovely girl.” The timbre of his voice went into that low register that made my insides curl in on themselves—it was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world. Was this what it always felt like to be turned on? No wonder sex made people do crazy things.
“Well, Bliss, I’m new in town, and I’ve already locked myself out of my apartment. I’m waiting on a locksmith, actually, and I figured I’d put this spare time to good use.”
“By brushing up on your Shakespeare?”
“Trying to, anyway. Honestly, I’ve never liked the bloke all that much, but let’s keep that a secret between us, yeah?”
I was pretty sure my cheeks were still stained red, if the heat coming off of them was any indication. In fact, my whole body felt like it was on fire. I wasn’t sure whether it was mortification or his accent that had me about to spontaneously combust in front of him.
“You look disappointed, Bliss. Are you a Shakespeare fan?”
I nodded, because my throat might have been closing up.
He wrinkled his nose in response, and my hands itched to follow the line of his nose down to his lips.
I was going crazy. Actually, certifiably insane.
“Don’t tell me you’re a Romeo and Juliet fan?”
Now, this. This was something I could discuss.
“Othello, actually. That’s my favorite.”
“Ah. Fair Desdemona. Loyal and Pure.”
My heart stuttered at the word pure.
“I, um,” I struggled to piece together my thoughts. “I like the juxtaposition of reason and passion.”
“I’m a fan of passion, myself.” His eyes dipped down then, and ran the length of my form. My spine tingled until it felt like it might burst out of my skin.
“You haven’t asked me my name,” he said.
I cleared my throat. This couldn’t be attractive. I was about as sociable as a caveman. I asked, “What’s your name?”
He tilted his head, and his hair almost covered his eyes.
“Join me, and I’ll tell you.”
I didn’t think about anything other than the fact that my legs were like Jell-O, and sitting down would prevent me from doing something embarrassing like passing out from the influx of hormones that were quite clearly having a free for all in my brain. I sank into the chair, but instead of relief, the tension ratcheted up another notch.
He spoke, and my eyes snagged on his lips. “My name is Garrick.”
Who knew names could be hot, too?