Nineteen
AND JUST LIKE that, everything had changed.
On an impulse after losing three straight games of pool at Reilly’s Tavern, Jason had declared to Jeremy that they were going out for the evening. But now, as he sat in one of the booths at Hyde, he found that his heart just wasn’t into the whole West Hollywood nightclub scene that night.
Because everything had changed.
The bar was packed. Underneath the candles that hung from the club’s copper ceiling, Jeremy and the other guys they had come with—friends from Around—argued over which Ben Affleck/Michael Bay collaboration ranked higher in the biggest cinematic disasters of all time,Pearl Harbor orArmageddon .
Jason heard Jeremy’s irate shout over the music, obviously voting for the latter.
“Come on—that scene with the animal crackers? Are you kidding me with that shit? I almost gagged up my Jujyfruits.”
Now normally, Jason would have been tempted to enter this fray, especially since he not only enjoyed any opportunity to contradict Jeremy, but also because he personally thought thatPearl Harbor should be placed on the American Medical Association’s list of potential causes of eye cancer.
But tonight, he found he couldn’t quite muster up the enthusiasm. Tonight, there was no fight left in him.
She was going out with someone else.
Scott Casey.
Jason couldn’t imagine how the situation could possibly get any worse.
As he took a long sip of his drink, finishing off his fifth Stolichnaya Elit on the rocks that evening, he wondered how, exactly, things had gone so far awry. For the first time in over ten years, he didn’t know what to do.
Yes, callUs Weekly . Call Page Six, theEnquirer, and everyone else.
Jason Andrews had woman problems.
“Should I order us another drink?”
The question came from Jason’s right, from the ravishing blonde with fantastically long legs that sat next to him.
Hey—he was in a bar and he was Jason Andrews.Of course there was a ravishing blonde with fantastically long legs sitting next to him.
Jason turned his attention to the girl. He was a wee bit buzzed from the vodka and more than a wee bit melancholy.
“Do you have goals, Shyla?” He sighed. “Tell me what a woman like you wants to do with her life.”
“Shay-na,” the blonde corrected him.
Jason leaned his head back against the booth and closed his eyes. Suddenly, this entire conversation made his head hurt.
He opened his eyes to find Shayna sitting in his lap, leaning over him. From what Jason could tell, the woman already had two pretty nice assets working for her in life, and the push-up bra she wore shoved them straight into his face.
She whispered seductively in his ear.
“My goal is to blow you in your car tonight when you drive me home to f*ck me.”
Jason sighed tiredly. It was always the same thing.Jason, I want to blow you. Jason, let’s go back to my trailer and f*ck like wild dogs. Jason, I’ll bring my girlfriend next time, she’sin Cirque du Soleil and can do things to her body you wouldn’t believe. Blah, blah, blah.
With Shayna’s two ample assets presented right at eye level, Jason tried to muster some interest in her suggestion. But try as he might, it was a different pair of assets—a pair of lively green eyes to be exact—that he couldn’t get out of his mind.
So he shook his head.
“Sorry—it’s a guy’s night out tonight.” With that, he scooped the blonde off his lap, stood up, and turned to Jeremy. “Let’s get out of here.”
Jeremy glanced over at Jason and nodded. He disliked the L.A. club scene even more than the L.A. party scene, so it didn’t take a whole heck of a lot to convince him to leave. Besides, the guys they had came with were total friggin’ morons—one of them had just argued thatArmageddon had strong “situational character development.”
Shayna, on the other hand, was not quite ready to call it an evening. She reached for Jason’s hand.
“Wait, what’s the problem?” She smiled invitingly. “You’re here with your boys; I’m here with my girls. Why don’t we leave with you and all party together?” She pointed to an attractive redhead seated at a table nearby. “That’s my friend, Eve. She and Ilove to party together.”
Jason sighed again. Ho-hum, another threesome. It was all so passé.
With an apologetic smile, he leaned down to give Shayna a polite kiss on the cheek. “Thanks, darling, I appreciate the offer. But not tonight.”
Suddenly, there was a voice from behind.
“Well, well, well . . . what do we have here?”
Jason closed his eyes. Heknew he shouldn’t have come to this f*cking club. It was like one big frat party for celebrities, the place they all came together to be misunderstood and put-upon by the exhausting demands of the outside world.
With great annoyance, Jason turned around.
Scott Casey stood before him, looking smugly at Jason and the long-legged Shayna. Jason checked out Scott’s entourage and immediately dismissed them all. The only one he even vaguely recognized was that Rob Who-Gives-a-Shit Jeremy had pointed out at the Lakers game several weeks ago.
“Hello, Scott. Funny seeing you here,” Jason said, keeping his voice calm.
Scott smiled magnanimously. “I’d just thought I’d say hello—I didn’t get a chance at your party. You may have heard, I was a little busy that night.”
Jason knew he was being baited. But he was hardly about to let some pretty-boy wanker think he cared one bit about anything that had happened last Saturday or any other day. So his smile remained as smooth and cool as ice.
“Did I hear you’re chasing after Marty Shepherd these days?” he asked, faux-politely.
Scott’s smug expression faded just a bit. Then he recovered. “I don’t chase anyone, my friend.” He held his arms out wide.
“I just wait for them to come to me. Speaking of which . . .”
Jason looked up at the ceiling, knowing what Scott was about to say before the words even came out.
“. . . I’m going out with someone you know this weekend,” he continued. “A lawyer. Taylor Donovan. She tells me you two are business associates.”
Jeremy, who had been standing next to Jason during this exchange, whistled low under his breath.
“Business associates? Ouch. That’s worse than friends.”
Jason threw him a look. Perhaps they could do without the commentary for a few minutes.
Overhearing Jeremy, Scott leaned over to Rob and whispered something under his breath. Then he turned back to Jason, eying Shayna, who unfortunately had moved her hand to Jason’s arm.
Scott smiled. “Well, I’ll be sure to tell Taylor I ran into you and your little friend here. I’m sure she’ll be very interested to hear all about it.”
Jason’s eyes narrowed at the threat. “Don’t bother, I’ll tell her myself. We’re having dinner this Thursday; didn’t she mention it?”
As the two men faced off, Jeremy apparently felt it was time to step in. He stood in front of Jason, blocking his view of Scott.
“Okay, okay,” he said to Jason. “Now that we’ve established that you have the bigger penis, I think we should leave.”
Since Jeremy had inserted himself into the fray, Scott’s friend Rob now needed to chime in as well. It was part of the sacred celebrity entourage code.
“Hey—buddy,” he jeered at Jeremy. “Who the hell are you? The comic sidekick?”
Jeremy turned around to face Rob and coolly looked him up and down.
“Sidekick? F*ck you, porky.”
Scott’s entourage gasped. For a sometimes-working Los Angeles actor, there was no greater insult.
Rob’s face turned bright red. “How many times do I have to tell you people? I’m onhiatus! ” he shouted, just before taking a swing at Jeremy.
And just like that, all hell broke loose.
“YOU GOT INTO afight withScott Casey ?”
The next morning, Jason was in the car the studio provided, being driven to the set. The minute his cell phone had rung and he saw Marty’s name, he knew what was coming.
“How do you know about that already?” Jason asked. “That only happened like”—he checked his watch—“six hours ago.”
“How do I know?” Marty shouted across the line. “I know because I knoweveryone , Jason. For chrissakes, you were at Hyde. I’ve got half the staff there on my payroll. You do realize those little coke parties you celebs like to throw in the bathrooms don’t actually go unnoticed, don’t you?”
Jason leaned back against the seat of the limo and closed his eyes. He had a hangover and was not at all in the mood for a lecture.
“Then you should check your sources, Marty, becauseI didn’t get into a fight with anyone last night.I was the one pulling my friend away from that portly D-lister with the serious stick up his ass.”
Jason could hear Marty barking orders to his secretary on the other end of the line. He could just picture his publicist, storming into the office while on his cell phone, all frantic and “Get meUs Weekly ,stat !”-like.
“I’ve got four eyewitnesses who say that you and Scott Casey exchanged words, Jason.”
“Yes, well, ‘words’ are still the way human beings communicate, Marty,” Jason threw back at him.
“Just tell me this—did this alleged fight with Scott Casey have anything to do with Taylor Donovan?”
Jason bristled at the question. “No, you tell me—does the reason you’re so pissed about this alleged fight have anything to do with the fact that you’re allegedly trying to land Scott Casey as a client?” He paused for a moment to let this sit. “I know everyone, too, Marty.”
Marty fell quiet for a moment. Jason wasn’t sure if he had lost the connection or if his publicist was simply taking a moment to decide what spin to put on his answer.
Marty finally answered.
It had been the latter.
“Jason, Jason . . .” he oozed soothingly. “You know you are my number one priority. You always have been my number one priority, and you always will be—until the day you either run off to some private island in the Pacific, build a compound, and have fifteen babies with your native housekeeper, or kill me with a heart attack from all the shit you’ll still be getting into when you’re eighty f*cking years old.”
Hearing Jason’s silence, Marty took a breath before continuing.
“And since you are my number one priority, I would be remiss in my obligations as your publicist if I didn’t speak to you when I sense something at odds with your image. Tremors in the force that is Jason Andrews, if you will.”
Jason repeated this to himself. Tremors in the force that is Jason Andrews. Classic.
“Dumping supermodels in London isyou ,” Marty went on. “Getting into petty fights at some Hollywood nightclub? That isnot you. Dating international actresses, like Naomi Cross for example—that isyou . Dating some lawyer from Chicago?Not you. Do you see what I’m getting at?”
“We’re not dating, Marty,” Jason said. “For the record, Taylor and I aren’t sleeping together, having an affair, or anything. We’re . . . I don’t know. Something else.”
Marty snorted at this.
“No offense, Jason, but having been your publicist for the last thirteen years, I think I know. You don’tdo ‘something else.’ ”
THAT EVENING, JASON knocked decisively on Taylor’s front door. Marty’s words had plagued him all day and he needed to do something about it. Now.
Taylor opened the door, surprised to see him.
“Hey—I thought we were meeting later this week,” she said.
Standing on her doorstep, Jason knew the way he handled this next moment would determine everything.
“Come with me to the Pacific Design Center.” Shit—he hadn’t meant for that to come out sounding like a command.
Taylor looked at him strangely. “Why?”
Jason stared awkwardly at the ground. He definitely should’ve done a run-through of this in the Aston Martin on the way over.
“Because I need help picking out a new couch,” he said, peering up at her uncertainly. “Isn’t that whatfriends do?”
He watched, trying to gauge Taylor’s reaction. Seemingly unsure at first, she studied him as if debating, looking him over with those bold green eyes of hers.
Finally, she nodded. “Okay.”
Jason’s face broke into a relieved smile. “Okay.” He exhaled, glad that was over. “Should we go?”
Taylor went back inside her apartment and grabbed her keys. As she followed Jason out to his car, she tapped him on the shoulder. “Hey—can I drive the Aston Martin?”
“No.”
“But isn’t that whatfriends do?”
“No.”
Jason opened the passenger door for her and walked around to the driver’s side. As he got in the car, Taylor glanced over.
“My, my, you’re awfully grumpy today . . . Is something wrong?”
Jason looked at her, sitting by his side. Actually, it was the best he had felt in the last two days.
True, it was not exactly the way he had envisioned things going with Taylor. But at least it was something.
So he grinned as he fired up the Aston Martin.
“Buckle up, sweetheart,” he told her. “This ain’t no PT Cruiser.”
And with that, he gunned the car to life and they drove off into the sunset.