I wanted to throw my hands in the air and scream out an obscenity, but instead, I pulled out my phone and googled how to change a tyre. How To Change A Tyre – For Dummies came up and I figured that was as good a place as any to start. I scrolled through the instructions and it actually didn’t sound that hard. Surely, I could do this.
The first thing it said to do was block the wheels at the opposite end of the flat tyre so the car didn’t roll. Bingo! I was on a winner here – my car would not roll while I changed this damn tyre. And luckily, I had some spare bricks in my back yard, so I headed out there to grab them. Everything was going great guns until my bloody stiletto wedged itself in the grass and as I tried to walk, the shoe didn’t want to come with me, and I tripped. And I landed on the mound of dirt I’d recently had delivered. Landed, as in, face first, body flat against the tiny hill of dirt.
I hate my life!
Like seriously, could this week get any worse?
I pushed myself up and dusted off all the dirt I could, but I was going to have to change outfits now because this one looked like it was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. I bet I looked like I was fighting goddamn zombies.
Grabbing the bricks, I carried them out to the front yard. I briefly considered calling the RACQ to come and change the tyre for me, but I figured I could do it much faster.
I placed the bricks where my instructions told me to and then checked what I had to do next. It involved a screwdriver so I quickly ran inside to find one. Five minutes later, I had the wheel cover off the flat tyre, and was secretly proud of myself for getting this far.
Next, I had to loosen the lug nuts and this was where it got tricky for me. The damn nuts had been put on so tight that I didn’t have the strength to undo all of them. I managed to loosen two of them, but I struggled with the rest. And as I was putting all my weight behind it, I fell on my damn ass on the driveway.
“Oh my God, I fucking give up!” I yelled out.
As luck would have it, it was right at that very minute that Griff pulled up across the road and stared at me sitting on my driveway looking like a zombie fighter from some damn apocalypse movie, yelling swear words out at whoever would listen.
He removed his helmet and walked across the street to where I sat. Looking down at me with a smirk, he said, “Sitting down on the job there, sweetheart. Tyres don’t change themselves…you kinda have to do some of the work.”
I scrambled to stand, but the length and tightness of my dress did not help my cause, and the manner in which I finally made it to a standing position would have to be classified as the most unladylike manner known to exist. Griff did extend his hand to help me, but in my wisdom – or lack of it, if you chose to be honest about the situation – I declined his help. He shrugged, crossed his arms over his chest, stood back and watched as I made a fool of myself. All with that huge smirk of his that I wanted to wipe off his face with my zombie-dirty hand.
Glaring at him, I said, “Don’t even get me started, handsome. Today was supposed to be a good day – unlike yesterday that was the shittiest day ever and shall never be spoken of again. I was having a good hair day, and my makeup was the bomb, and my clothes were awesome, and then the goddamn tyre decided to have a hissy fit on the one day that was going good for me. No problems, I said, I can handle this shit – and I was – but then my stiletto decided it liked the grass more than my foot, and it also decided that, hey, your hair and face would look so much better with some dirt – dirt – on it. Hell yes, let’s make you look like a zombie fighter today, my shoe said. But, not to be outdone, my tyre decided to have the last laugh and knock me on my ass. Well, screw it all, I’m going to go inside, find another freaking amazing outfit to wear, fix my hair and face so that it still looks like I stepped out of Cosmopolitan and then I’m going to find a way to get to work that does not involve changing tyres, because there is no way I am letting a tyre dictate whether I have a good day or not.” I finished what I was saying and took a long breath.
He stared at me as his smirk morphed into a grin, and then he said, “Go inside and do whatever you need to do. I’ll change your tyre so you can drive to work.”
I stared back at him. “Why do you do that? Why do you act like an ass and then do something really nice? It confuses the hell out of me. You confuse the hell out of me!”
“I confuse the fuck out of myself, sweetheart,” he replied, and his sexy, gravelly voice was in full swing today. And it just made me even more confused. It was like he was flirting with me even though I knew there was no way he was.
I decided it was time to remove myself from his presence. “I’m going to go and get changed. I’d really appreciate you changing the tyre. Thank you.”
“No worries,” he said as he stepped closer to me. He reached a hand out and cupped my cheek, and then swiped his thumb over my chin. “You had a clump of dirt there,” he said, his eyes never leaving mine. “I figured you would want it gone.”
His touch shot through me, and – good God – I wanted him.