Highly Suspicious and Unfairly Cute

“Why?” she asks. “What are you going to do, fight him?”


Would it be bad to say yes? I think it would be bad. Violence is not the answer. Although, history suggests it is occasionally the answer—

She laughs. “What is going on with your face right now? I’m joking.”

I roll my eyes. “You’re the bane of my existence. Did you know that?”

She grins. “I hoped.”

I really can’t stand this girl. I wonder how long I get to walk with her.

“And no, Max doesn’t always talk to me like that. He’s usually less brazen. It’s more of a he-whispers-snide-comments-which-I-pretend-not-to-hear vibe,” she says.

I stare at her. “You mean he’s been bothering you this whole—”

“I don’t care.” She meets my eyes. “I don’t care at all. Trust me, okay?”

And by the way my anger slowly dissipates, I think maybe I…do? A second passes. “Fine,” I say. “Okay. Fine.”

“Good.”

I study the path beneath our feet. “Where are we going, by the way?”

“Me and Minnie are meeting Sonam for frappes.” If I didn’t know any better, I’d think she’s nervous as she asks, “Do you want to come?”

Yes, I really really really really do. But…“I have History next lesson, and I haven’t done the reading.” I could read at Starbucks, except no I couldn’t, not if Celine is gonna be there. Saying things. With her mouth. She dropped History in year ten. Then again, maybe I could teach her—

“Walk me to the gate, then?” she suggests.

I know I say yes too quickly, but I can’t make myself regret it.

As we wander down, she says, “I have a theory about you, Brad Graeme.”

A theory. She has a theory about me. I am so fucking in.

Wait. What?

I clear my throat and ask, “Yeah?”

She hesitates, then says, “That you’re exactly who you claim to be.”

“And who’s that?”

We reach the green gate and she fiddles with the lanyard around her neck, lifting up her student ID to open the lock. “A decent person,” she says after a pause. “The person I thought I knew.” She holds the gate ajar with her shoulder and finally looks at me. “I’m sorry, by the way.” The words are so stilted, it takes me a moment to figure out what she’s talking about.

And even when I do get it, I’m…not sure. I catch her hand to stop her from leaving. Her cast is off now, her nails are painted pumpkin orange, and fine brown lines are etched deep into her palms. Celine thinks there’s life in those lines. I wonder what she’d read in mine.

“Sorry for what?” I ask, my eyes pinned to hers. I want every inch of this apology.

Her lips roll inward but she releases them again. “For…before.” Her voice is scratchy. “For all of this, everything we’ve…But mostly, for what I said to you, back when we fell out.”

I remember it. “Will your new friends want you then?”

“I shouldn’t have said it and I didn’t mean it,” she says, holding my gaze, every word clear. “There’s nothing wrong with you. Or with you having OCD, obviously. I just wanted to piss you off, but it was horrible and untrue and you’re…fine. Better than fine. Anyone who knew you would want you, okay? So. Yeah.” Celine snaps her mouth shut and her eyes finally slide away from mine. I don’t mind. I’m too busy slipping into a feather bed of Yes, thank God because I had no idea how much I wanted to hear her say all that. There was a last little ember of hurt in me, and she just blew it out.

“Good,” I manage, my voice half a breath, a gasp. “Good, that’s…great.”

“So. Um. I’ll stop being weird with you, and you stop examining the darkness of my soul, or whatever. Yeah?”

“Yeah,” I manage. “Yeah. Okay.” I let go of her hand. I watch her disappear into the shroud of fog that hides the road into town. Then I slump against the nearest wall and lurch back into my body, like when you’re following directions on your phone and press the button to take you back to the little arrow on the map, and the perspective on the screen goes zoom. You know? Here’s my new perspective: my mouth is dry, my heart is still thundering against my ribs, the difference between a smile and a scowl on her face is the difference between rainfall and drought and— Oh shit no no no no no…

I am so into Celine.





MONDAY, 8:47 P.M.


     ROSEWOOD MASSIVE


Donno changed the group name to: YOUR STD TEST RESULTS HAVE ARRIVED


Brad changed the group name to: football


Harley changed the group name to: ROSEWOOD MASSIVE

Donno : all right lads here’s next week’s starting & reserve team





Donno : <teamlist.doc>





Brad?: me and Jordan aren’t on there





Donno : play better then





Jordan: lol you so butthurt man





Jordan: tragic





CHAPTER NINE





CELINE


Being friends with Brad again is weird.

Not bad weird. Just…you know when you were a little kid and you went to a birthday party and ate five times the amount of sugar your parents usually allowed, and you felt dangerously high? It’s that kind of weird. And something in me is tense as if I’m waiting for the crash.

Like I don’t have enough on my mind. Final year was always going to be a struggle—uni applications, exams, and now the BEP—but I can’t stop thinking about Aurora’s birthday. About the way everyone described their plans, like the future was dragging them forward instead of adding to the weight on their backs. I even texted her about it.

Celine: how come you want to study art?





Aurora: it’s basically the only thing I’m good at





Celine: ??? wrong





Aurora: okay maybe not





Aurora: more like





Aurora: it’s the only thing I CARE about being good at.





Well, I care most about law. I always have. So there’s no reason for this weird, sloshing uncertainty in my stomach whenever I think about my glittering, corporate, take-over-Dad’s-business-and-ruin-his-life future. I turn my back on pointless anxieties and snuggle deeper into my pillow, scrolling through TikTok and saving all the best sounds.

It’s December, and I’m planning a theme: Christmas Conspiracies. Santa Claus sightings, capitalist manipulations of the workforce during the holidays, and anything else slightly bonkers and compelling and festive I can think of. I already feel my stress levels sinking. Who needs candy cane–scented candles when there’s social media chaos?

A knock sounds at my bedroom door. “Hey,” Giselle says. “How’s it going?”

“Fine.” I flash my sister a smile and switch over to my Notes app, typing out a potential idea about hot chocolate, lactose intolerance, and Santa’s nefarious intentions. “What about you? How was work?” She’s a crew member at McDonald’s because, apparently, shift work suits her “creative cycle” better than a nine to five.

“Ugh. They’re still refusing to put me in the kitchen. But you have such a pretty smile, Giselle!” she mimics, flopping onto my bed like a dying swan. Her never-ending arms knock my snuggly crocheted mushroom off his favorite pillow.

“Oi,” I say, reaching over to restore him to his rightful throne. “Watch it.”

“Don’t shout at me, Celine. I’m nursing wounds of the soul. If one more football hooligan comes waltzing out of the Forest stadium to take out his pent-up aggression on me…” Her elegant features screw into an expression that can only be described as murderous. Combined with the smooth curve of her newly shaved head, she looks like a vengeful spirit crossed with Alek Wek. “Well, they’ll learn.” She sighs and changes the subject. “So, I read your leaflet.”

This means nothing because I collect all kinds of leaflets. How are you supposed to learn about the different opportunities in the world if you don’t comb over the appropriate literature? “Mmm-hmm?” I murmur, turning the sound down on my phone and scrolling through a few more videos.

“Did you know Dad’s firm is partly sponsoring this Katharine Breakspeare thing?”

I drop the phone. It smacks me in the nose. “Shit.”

“Smooth,” she says.

“What? No. I…er…” My face hurts, which apparently inhibits my ability to lie. I rub my nose and give up. “How did you even find it?”

“Find what?” she asks. “Oh, you mean the leaflet you hid behind your bedside table? I just came into your room and thought, ‘Giselle, if you were a shady little shit, where would you put your illicit materials?’ And then I poked around.”

“So you went through my stuff.”

“I went through your dust and lies, yes,” Giselle says brightly. Then she sits up, settling against my cushions as if she’s planning to be here for a long time. My eyes flick toward the door, and she gives me a knowing look. “Mum’s gone for a drink with Maria, remember?”

Well, thank God for that. I try not to seem too relieved, though; it will only imply guilt.