“Of course not,” I tell her. “The pregnant nun is a classic.”
She sighs as she pushes the black wimple back from her face. “I was going to go in drag as Santa, or maybe Homer Simpson if I could find the mask. But in the end Arturo just had to grab something from the costume shop. And hullo there, Jonah.”
“Hi,” he says, and his smile is easier than it’s been the rest of the night—even with me. “We’ve missed you in the department.”
“Have you?” Shay’s cheeks pink with pleasure. “Sometimes I think they don’t know what to make of me.”
“They talk about hiring you full time, when you’re ready for that,” Jonah says. “Don’t tell them I told you.”
“Really?” Shay beams even more when Jonah nods, and finally I relax a bit. At least one of my friends can get along with Jonah just fine.
I decide to help things along. “Turns out Jonah is a good friend of Dr. Campbell’s.”
Her eyes widen. “My doctor?”
“Don’t worry. Rosalind would never betray a patient’s confidential information.” Jonah grins, fierce as ever, but at the moment not intimidating at all. “Now, the same rules don’t apply to me. So if you want to hear any embarrassing stories about her—”
“Spill it!” Shay starts to laugh. “She makes me tell her how I poop. So I need to even the playing field.”
Jonah makes a face, but a good-natured one. Then they’re deep in an anecdote about the time Rosalind talked Jonah into going on a hike, then sprained her ankle at a point where he had to carry her piggyback about six miles back to the car.
Finally I can really relax. I mix and mingle, never losing sight of Jonah for long. Mostly he stays by Shay’s side; after a while, Arturo joins them, and as they talk, Arturo’s smile broadens. He’s winning them over.
Carmen whispers, “He’s hotter than I remembered.”
“Oh yeah,” I say.
“The sex is great, isn’t it? I can tell just looking at him.”
“You have no idea.”
Geordie keeps his distance, never straying far from the bar as he flirts with every unaccompanied girl who shows up. I wish he didn’t feel so awkward, but hey. Maybe he’ll find someone, and we can finally complete the last stage of “moving on.”
The only dark spot on the evening comes when I see Carmen and Arturo exchange a few sharp words. He frowns, and she hugs herself the way she does when she’s feeling hurt. But I don’t interfere. Sibling relationships can be complicated.
I think of Chloe and inwardly groan. Can they ever.
When I cycle back to Jonah, he’s completely at ease—the way he was in Scotland on our best nights. I sit next to him, near Shay’s feet, and drop a kiss on his shoulder. “You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
“More or less,” Jonah replies, like he can’t quite believe it. “You have good friends. I’ve always thought that was the best measure of a person.”
“Never looked at it that way before—but you’re right.” How better to judge someone than by the people they choose to have around them, the ones who love them best? “So when do I get to spend time with Rosalind?”
“Soon.” Jonah turns to kiss my cheek. His eyes are gentle as he looks at me, and my heart turns over in my chest as he touches my hand. Everything’s all right between us again. Maybe it always was. At any rate, I can stop freaking out.
I whisper, “Let’s not stay too late. I wouldn’t want to tire Shay out.” A wicked smile spreads across my face. “I want to tire you out.”
“—and we’re leaving.” Jonah gets to his feet.
We’re almost to the door before I run into Kip, who has sprayed his hair into a pink faux-hawk for the occasion. He’s had even more to drink than Geordie, which is why he folds both Jonah and me in a sloppy embrace. “My darlings. My most surprising lovebirds. How are you?”
“Great.” Gingerly I try to extricate myself from Kip’s arm. “Not as good as you, though.”
“He’s sex on a stick, isn’t he?” Kip throws a coquettish glance over his shoulder at Ryan, who waves. “As are you, Professor Marks. Oh, no need to make that straight-boy terror face. I’m well aware I’m not your flavor.”
Jonah is clearly at a loss for what to say. I don’t blame him. Finally he comes up with, “Okay.”
“So glad it’s all working out! Scotland and the rest of it.” As Kip lets us go, I breathe a sigh of relief. Too soon. Because the last thing Kip says to Jonah before he staggers off is, “Shouldn’t have even bothered playing spy.”
Instantly Jonah’s expression darkens. I take his hand. “Come on. Let’s go.”
But as we walk away from the house, Jonah demands, “What did he mean by that?”
I want to say I don’t know—but that’s too direct a lie. “Kip looked up all this stuff about you when he realized you and I might have something going on.”