Glen: "We don't have any way of accurately estimating how many standees and sittees we had, but my memory of the gathering is fairly clear and I'd have to say that one hundred would be a terribly conservative estimate. So you see, we really have better than seven hundred people here in the Zone. As a result of Leo's and my findings, I motion that one of the items to go on the big meeting agenda is a Census Committee."
Ralph: "Well, I'll be a son of a bitch! That's one on me."
Glen: "No, it's not your fault. You've got about a dozen irons in the fire, Ralph, and I think we'd all agree you've kept them turning nicely - "
Larry: "Boy, I'll say."
Glen: " - but even if we've only been getting four loners a day, that still adds up to almost thirty a week. And my guess is we're getting more like twelve or fourteen. They don't lust run up to one of us and announce themselves, you know, and with Mother Abagail gone, there's no one place where you can count on them going after they arrive."
Fran Goldsmith then seconded Glen's motion that the committee put a Census Committee on the agenda for the meeting on August 25, said committee to be responsible for keeping a roll of every Free Zone member.
Larry: "I'm all for that if there's some good, practical reason for doing it. But..."
Nick: "But what, Larry?"
Larry: "Well... don't we have enough other things to worry about without hacking around with a bunch of diddly-shit bureaucracy?"
Fran: "I can see one valid reason right now, Larry."
Larry: "What's that?"
Fran: "Well, if Glen's right, it means we're going to need to hire a bigger hall for the next meeting. That's one thing. If there are going to be eight hundred people here by the twenty-fifth, we'll never cram them all into Chautauqua Auditorium."
Ralph: "Jesus, I never thought of that. I told you guys I wasn't cut out for this work."
Stu: "Relax, Ralph, you're doing fine."
Sue: "So where are we going to hold the goddam meeting?"
Glen: "Wait a minute, wait a minute. One thing at a time. There's a goddam motion on the goddam floor!"
It was voted 7-0 to put the Census Committee on the agenda of the next public meeting.
Stu then moved that we hold the meeting on August 25 in Munzinger Auditorium at CU, which had a bigger capacity - probably over a thousand.
Glen then asked for and received the floor again.
Glen: "Before we move on, I'd like to point out that there's another good reason to have a Census Committee, one that's a little more serious than knowing how much dip and how many bags of chips to bring to the party. We should know who's coming in... but we should also know who is leaving. I think people are, you know. Maybe it's just paranoia, but I could swear that there have been faces I've gotten used to seeing that just aren't around anymore. Anyhow, after we went out to the Chautauqua Auditorium, Leo and I went over to Charlie Impening's house. And guess what? The house is empty, Charlie's things are gone, and so is Charlie's BSA."
Some uproar from the committee, also profanity which, while colorful, does not have any place in this record.
Ralph then asked what good it would do for us to know who is leaving. He suggested that if people like Impening wanted to go over to the dark man, then we should look at it as a case of good riddance. Several of the committee applauded Ralph, who blushed like a schoolboy, if I may add that.
Sue: "No, I see Glen's point. It would be like a constant drain of information."
Ralph: "Well, what could we do? Put them in jail?"
Glen: "Ugly as it sounds, I think we have to consider that very strongly."
Fran: "No, sir. Sending spies... I can stomach that. But locking up people who come here because they don't like the way we're doing things? Jesus, Glen! That's secret police stuff!"
Glen: "Yes, that's about what it comes down to. But our position here is extremely precarious. You're putting me in the position of having to advocate repression, and I think that's very unfair. I'm asking you if you want to allow a brain-drain to go on, in light of our Adversary."
Fran: "I still hate it. In the 1950s, Joe McCarthy had Communism. We've got our dark man. How wonderful for us."
Glen: "Fran, are you prepared to take the chance that someone may leave here with a key piece of information in his pocket? That Mother Abagail is gone, for instance?"
Fran: "Charlie Impening can tell him that. What other key pieces of information do we have, Glen? For the most part, aren't we just wandering around without a clue?"
Glen: "Do you want him to know our strength of numbers? How we're getting along on the technical side? That we don't even have a doctor yet?"