One evening in early January, a young man with prematurely graying hair and a limp walked into the Timmesdale Pub, the town's only beer joint. Dick O'Donnell, the owner, was tending the bar. The place was almost empty because it was the middle of the week and another norther was brewing. Two or three inches had piled up out there already, and more was on the way.
The man with the limp stamped off his shoes, came to the bar, and ordered a Pabst. O'Donnell served him. The fellow had two more, making them last, watching the TV over the bar. The color was going bad, had been for a couple of months now, and The Fonz looked like an aging Rumanian ghoul. O'Donnell couldn't remember having seen this guy around.
'Like another?' O'Donnell asked, coming back to the bar after serving the two old bags in the corner.
'One more won't hurt,' the fellow said. He pointed to a spot above the TV. 'You met him, I guess.'
It was a framed blowup of a political cartoon. It showed Greg Stilison, his construction helmet cocked back on his head, throwing a fellow in a business suit down the Capitol steps. The fellow in the business suit was Louis Quinn, the congressman who had been caught taking kickbacks in the parking-lot scam some fourteen months ago. The cartoon was titled GIVING EM THE BUM'S RUSH, and across the corner it had been signed in a scrawling hand: For Dick O'Donnell, who keeps the best damn saloon in the third district! Keep drawing them, Dick - Greg Stillson.
'Betcha butt I did,' O'Donnell said. 'He gave a speech in here the last time he canvassed for the House. Had signs out all over town, come on into the Pub at two o'clock Saturday afternoon and have one on Greg. That was the best damn day's business I've ever done. People was only supposed to have one on him, but he ended up grabbing the whole tab. Can't do much better than that, can you?'
'Sounds like you think he's one hell of a guy.
'Yeah, I do,' O'Donnell said. 'I'd be tempted to put my bare knuckles on anyone who said the other way.'
'Well, I won't try you.' The fellow put down three quarters. 'Have one on me.
'Well, okay. Don't mind if I do. Thanks, mister...?'
'Johnny Smith is my name.
'Why, pleased to meet you, Johnny. Dicky O'Donnell, that's me.' He drew himself a beer from the tap. 'Yeah, Greg's done this part of New Hampshire a lotta good. And there's a lotta people afraid to come right out and say it, but I'm not. I'll say it right out loud. Some day Greg Stillson's apt to be president'
'You think so?'
'I do,' O'Donnell said, coming back to the bar. 'New Hampshire's not big enough to hold Greg. He's one hell of a politician, and coming from me, that's something. I thought the whole crew was nothin but a bunch of crooks and lollygags. I still do, but Greg's an exception to the rule. He's a square shooter. If you told me five years ago I'd be sayin somethin like that, I woulda laughed in your face. You'd be more likely to find me readin poitry than seein any good in a politician, I woulda said. But, goddammit, he's a man.'
Johnny said, 'Most of these guys want to be your buddy while they're running for office, but when they get in its f**k you, Jack, I got mine until the next election. I come from Maine myself, and the one time I wrote Ed Muskie, you know what I got? A form letter!'
'Ah, that's a Polack for you,' O'Donnell said. 'What do you expect from a Polack? Listen, Greg comes back to the district every damn weekend! Now does that sound like f**k you, Jack, I got mine, to you?'
'Every weekend, huh?' Johnny sipped his beer. 'Where? Trimbull? Ridgeway? The big towns?'
'He's got a system,' O'Donnell said in the reverent tones of a man who has never been able to work one out for himself. 'Fifteen towns, from the big places like Capital City right down to the little burgs like Timmesdale and Coorter's Notch. He hits one a week until he's gone through the whole list and then he starts at the top again. You know how big Coorter's Notch is? They got eight hundred souls up there. So what do you think about a guy who takes a weekend off from Washington and comes down to Coorter's Notch to freeze his balls off in a cold meetin hall? Does that sound like f**k you, Jack, I got mine, to you?'
'No, it doesn't,' Johnny said truthfully. 'What does he do? Just shake hands?'
'No, he's got a hall in every town. Reserves it for all day Saturday. He gets in there about ten in the morning, and people can come by and talk to him. Tell him their idears, you know. If they got questions, he answers them. If he can't answer them, he goes back to Washington and finds the answer!' He looked at Johnny triumphantly.
'When was he here in Timmesdale last?'
'Couple of months ago,' O'Donnell said. He went to the cash register and rummaged through a pile of papers beside it. He came up with a dog-eared clipping and laid it on the bar beside Johnny.
'Here's the list. You just take a look at that and see what you think.'
The clipping was from the Ridgeway paper. It was fairly old now. The story was headlined STILLS ON ANNOUNCES 'FEEDBACK CENTERS'. The first paragraph looked as though it might have been lifted straight from the Stillson press kit. Below it was the list of towns where Greg would be spending his weekends, and the proposed date's. He was not due in Timmesdale again until mid-March.
'I think it looks pretty good,' Johnny said.