The Big Bad Wolf

CHAPTER 23

“HERE WE GO AGAIN, my darling Zoya,” said Slava in a conspiratorial whisper. “You look

very prosperous, by the way. Just perfect for today.”



The Couple looked like all the other suburban types wandering around the crowded King of

Prussia Mall, the “second largest in America,” according to promotional signs at all the

entrances. There was good reason for the mall’s popularity. Greedy shoppers traveled here

from the surrounding states because Pennsylvania had no tax on clothing.

“These people all look so wealthy. They have their shit together,” said Slava. “Don’ you think?

You know the expression I’m using, having your shit together. It’s American slang.”



Zoya snorted out a nasty laugh. “We’ll see how together their shit is in an hour or so. After

we’ve done our business here. Their fear lies about a quarter of an inch below the surface.

Just like everybody else in this spoiled-rotten country, they’re afraid of their own shadows.

But especially pain, or even a little discomfort. Can’t you see that on their faces, Slava?

They’re afraid of us. They just don’t know it yet.”



Slava looked around the main plaza, which was dominated by Nordstrom and Neiman

Marcus. There were signs up everywhere for Teen People magazines “Rock and Shop Tour.”

Meanwhile, their target had just bought a sixty-dollar box of cookies at Neimans. Amazing!

Then she bought something equally absurd called a Red, White, and Blue Dog journal, which

was prohibitively expensive as well.

Stupid, stupid people. Keeping notebooks for a dog, Slava thought. Then he spotted the target

again. She was coming out of Skechers with her small children in tow.

Actually, the target looked a little apprehensive to them at the moment. Why was that?

Maybe she was afraid that she would be recognized and have to sign an autograph or make

small talk with her fans. Price of fame, eh? She moved quickly now, guiding the precious little

ones into Dick Clark’s American Bandstand Grill, presumably for lunch, but maybe just to

escape the crowds.

“Dick Clark came from Philadelphia, near here.” Slava said.” Did you know that?”



“Who the hell cares about Dick Clark, Dick Tracy, or dickless,” said Zoya, and hammered

Slava’s biceps with her fist.” Stop this stupid trivia game.” It gives me a headache. Excedrin

headache number one trillion since I met you.”



The target certainly fit the description they had been given by their controller: tall blond, ice

queen, full of herself. But also tasty down to the last detail, thought Slava. It made sense, he

supposed. She had been purchased by a client who called himself the Art Director.

The Couple waited about sixty minutes. A middle school choir from Broomall, Pennsylvania,

was performing in the atrium. Then the target and her two kids emerged from the restaurant.

“Let’s do it,” said Slava. “This should be interesting, no? The kids make it a challenge.”



“No,” Zoya said. “The kids make it insane. Wait until the Wolf hears about this. He’ll have

puppies. That’s American slang, by the way.”