"If that's Sheila's scarf, she's gonna be unhappy to find it all wrinkled up and smelling of your sweat," John said. He seemed less than poleaxed with wonder.
"Not my fault she left it on her desk," Alan replied. "Besides, magicians don't sweat. Now say-hey and abracadabra!" He pulled Sheila's scarf from his fist and puffed it dramatically into the air.
It billowed out, then settled onto Norris's typewriter like a brightly colored butterfly. Alan looked at John, then sighed. "Not that great, huh?"
"It's a neat trick," John said, "but I've seen it a few times before.
Like maybe thirty or forty?"
"What do you think, Eddie?" Alan called. "Not bad for a backwoods Deputy Daws, huh?"
Eddie barely looked up from the cooler, which he was now filling from a supply of plastic jugs labelled SPRING WATER.
"Didn't see, Shurf. Sorry."
"Hopeless, both of you," Alan said. "But I'm working on a variation, John. It's going to wow you, I promise."
"Uh-huh. Alan, do You still want me to check the bathrooms at that new restaurant out on the River Road?"
"I still do," Alan said.
"Why do I always get the shit detail? Why can't Norris-".' Norris checked the Happy Trails Campground johns in July and August," Alan said. "In June I did it. Quit bitching, Johnny.
It's just your turn. I want you to take water samples, too. Use a couple of the special pouches they sent from Augusta. There's still a bunch in that cabinet in the hallway. I think I saw 'em behind Norris's box of Hi-Ho crackers."
"Okay," John said, "you got it. But at the risk of sounding like I'm bitching again, checking the water for wigglebugs is supposed to be the restaurant-owner's responsibility. I looked it up."
"Of course it is," Alan said, "but we're talking Timmy Gagnon here, Johnny-what does that tell you?"
"It tells me I wouldn't buy a hamburger at the new Riverside B-B-Q Delish if I was dying of starvation."
"Correct!" Alan exclaimed. He rose to his feet and clapped John on the shoulder. "I'm hoping we can put the sloppy little son of a bitch out of business before the stray dog and cat population of Castle Rock starts to decline."
"That's pretty sick, Alan."
"Nope-that's Timmy Gagnon. Get the water samples this morning and I'll ship them off to State Health in Augusta before I leave tonight."
"What are you up to this morning?"
Alan rolled down his sleeve and buttoned the cuff. "Right now I'm going upstreet to Needful Things," he said. "I want to meet Mr.
Leland Gaunt. He made quite an impression on Polly, and from what I hear around town, she's not the only one who's taken with him. Have you met him?"
"Not yet," John said. They started toward the door. "Been by the place a couple of times, though. Interesting mix of stuff in the window."
They walked past Eddie, who was now polishing the watercooler's big glass bottle with a rag he had produced from his back pocket. He did not look at Alan and John as they went by; he seemed lost in his own private universe. But as soon as the rear door had clicked shut behind them, Eddie Warburton hurried into the dispatcher's office and picked up the telephone.
7
"All right... yes... yes, I understand."
Leland Gaunt stood beside his cash register, holding a Cobra cordless phone to his ear. A smile as thin as a new crescent moon curved his lips.
"Thank you, Eddie. Thank you very much."
Gaunt strolled toward the curtain which closed off the shop from the area behind it. He poked his upper body through the curtain and bent over. When he pulled back through the curtain, he was holding a sign.
"YOu can go home now... yes... you may be sure I won't forget.
I never forget a face or a service, Eddie, and that is one of the reasons why I strongly dislike being reminded of either.
Goodbye."
He pushed the END button without waiting for a response, collapsed the antenna, and dropped the telephone into the pocket of his smoking jacket. The shade was drawn over his door again.
Mr. Gaunt reached between shade and glass to remove the sign which read
OPEN.
He replaced it with the one he had taken from behind the curtain, then went to the show window to watch Alan Pangborn approach.
Pangborn looked into the window Gaunt was looking out of for some time before approaching the door; he even cupped his hands and pressed his nose against the glass for a few seconds. Although Gaunt was standing right in front of him with his arms folded, the Sheriff did not see him.
Mr. Gaunt found himself disliking Pangborn's face on sight.
Nor did this much surprise him. He was even better at reading faces than he was at remembering them, and the words on this one were large and somehow dangerous.
Pangborn's face changed suddenly; the eyes widened a little, the good-humored mouth narrowed down to a tight slit. Gaunt felt a brief and totally uncharacteristic burst of fear. He sees me! he thought, although that, of course, was impossible. The Sheriff took half a step backward... and then laughed. Gaunt understood at once what had happened, but this did not moderate his instant deep dislike of Pangborn in the slightest.
"Get out of here, Sheriff," he whispered. "Get out and leave me alone."