"I know. And that's where it's going to stay, at least for tonight."
Norris looked at him for a long time. Finally he asked.
"Buster?"
Alan nodded. "Buster. He's parked in the crip space again. I told him last time I was through warning him about it."
Castle Rock's Head Selectman, Danforth Keeton III, was referred to as Buster by all who knew him... but municipal employees who wanted to hold onto their jobs made sure to call him Dan or Mr. Keeton when he was around. Only Alan, who was an elected official, dared call him Buster to his face, and he had done it only twice, both times when he was very angry. He supposed he would do it again, however. Dan "Buster" Keeton was a man Alan Pangborn found it very easy to get angry at.
"Come on!" Norris said. "You do it, Alan, okay?"
"Can't. I've got that appropriations meeting with the selectmen next week."
"He hates me already," Norris said morbidly. "I know he does."
"Buster hates everyone except his wife and his mother," Alan said, "and I'm not so sure about his wife. But the fact remains that I have warned him at least half a dozen times in the last month about parking in our one and only handicapped space, and now I'm going to put my money where my mouth is."
"No, I'm going to put my J'Oh where your mouth is. This is really mean, Alan. I'm sincere." Norris Ridgewick looked like an ad for When Bad Things Happen to Good People.
"Relax," Alan said. "You put a five-dollar parking ticket on his windshield. He comes to me, and first he tells me to fire you."
Norris moaned.
"I refuse. Then he tells me to tear up the ticket. I refuse that, too. Then, tomorrow noon, after he's had a chance to froth at the mouth about it for awhile, I relent. And when I go into the next appropriations meeting, he owes me a favor."
"Yeah, but what does he owe me?"
"Norris, do you want a new pulse radar gun or not?"
"Well-"
"And what about a fax machine? We've been talking about a fax machine for at least two years."
Yes! the falsely cheerful voice in his mind cried. You started talking about it when Annie and Todd were still alive, Alan! Remember that? Remember when they were alive?
"I guess," Norris said. He reached for his citation book with sadness and resignation writ large upon his face.
"Good man," Alan said with a heartiness he didn't feel. "I'll be in my office for awhile."
3
He closed the door and dialled Polly's number.
"Hello?" she asked, and he knew immediately that he would not tell her about the depression which had come over him with such smooth completeness. Polly had her own problems tonight.
It had taken only that single word to tell him how it was with her.
The 1-sounds in hello were lightly slurred. That only happened when she had taken a Percodan@r perhaps more than one-and she took a Percodan only when the pain was very bad. Although she had never come right out and said so, Alan had an idea she lived in terror of the day when the Percs would stop working.
"How are you, pretty lady?" he asked, leaning back in his chair and putting a hand over his eyes. The aspirin didn't seem to be doing much for his head. Maybe I should ask her for a Perc, he thought.
"I'm all right." He heard the careful way she was speaking, going from one word to the next like a woman using stepping-stones to cross a small stream. "How about you? You sound tired."
"Lawyers do that to me every time." He shelved the idea of going over to see her. She would say, Of course, Alan, and she would be glad to see him-almost as glad as he would be to see her-but it would put more strain on her than she needed this evening. "I think I'll go home and turn in early. Do you mind if I don't come by?"
"No, honey. It might be a little better if you didn't, actually."
"Is it bad tonight?"
"It's been worse," she said carefully.
"That's not what I asked."
"Not too bad, no."
Your own voice says you're a liar, my dear, he thought.
"Good. What's the deal on that ultrasonic therapy you told me about? Find anything out?"
"Well, it would be great if I could afford a month and a half in the Mayo Clinic-on spec-but I can't. And don't tell me you can, Alan, because I'm feeling a little too tired to call you a liar."
"I thought you said Boston Hospital-"
"Next year," Polly said.
"They're going to run a clinic using ultrasound therapy next year.
Maybe."
There was a moment of silence and he was about to say goodbye when she spoke again. This time her tone was a little brighter. "I dropped by the new shop this morning. I had Nettle make a cake and took that.
Pure orneriness, of course-ladies don't take baked goods to openings.
It's practically graven in stone."
"What's it like? What does he sell?"
"A little bit of everything. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say it's a curios-and-collectibles shop, but it really defies description.