Mr. Gaunt smiled. "I know. It doesn't matter. If your uncle had written a book, Ace, mightn't it have been about buried treasure?
Wouldn't you say that treasure-whether buried in the ground or in the pockets of his fellow men-was a subject which greatly interested him?"
"He liked money, all right," Ace said grimly.
"Well, what happened to it?" Mr. Gaunt cried. "Did he leave any of it to you? Surely he did; are you not his only surviving relative?"
"He didn't leave me a red f**king cent!" Ace yelled back furiously. "Everyone in town said that old bastard had the first dime he ever made, but there was less than four thousand dollars in his bank accounts when he died. That went to bury him and clean up that mess he left downstreet. And when they opened his safe deposit box, do you know what they found?"
"Yes," Mr. Gaunt said, and although his mouth was SERIOUS-EVEN sympathetic-his eyes were laughing. "Trading stamps. Six books of Plaid Stamps and fourteen of Gold Bond Stamps."
"That's right!" Ace said. He looked balefully down at Lost and Buried Treasures of New England. His disquiet and his sense of dreamy disorientation had been swallowed, at least for the time being, by his rage. "And you know what? You can't even redeem Gold Bond Stamps anymore. The company went out of business.
Everyone in Castle Rock was afraid of him-even I was a little afraid of him-and everyone thought he was as rich as Scrooge McFucking Duck, but he died broke."
"Maybe he "Maybe he didn't trust banks," Mr. Gaunt said. Buried his treasure.
"Do you think that's possible, Ace?"
Ace opened his mouth. Closed it again. Opened it. Closed it.
"Stop that," said Mr. Gaunt. "You look like a fish in an aquarium."
Ace looked at the book in his hand. He put it on the counter and riffled through the pages, which were crammed tight with small print.
And something breezed out. It was a large and ragged chunk of brown paper, unevenly folded, and he recognized it at once it had been torn from a Hemphill's Market shopping bag. How often, as a little boy, had he watched his uncle tear off a piece of brown paper just like this one from one of the bags he kept under his ancient Tokeheim cash register? How many times had he watched him add up figures on such a scrap... or write an IOU on it?
He unfolded it with shaking hands.
It was a map, that much was clear, but at first he could make nothing of it-it was just a bunch of lines and crosses and squiggly circles.
"What the f**k?"
"You need something to focus your concentration, that's all," Mr. Gaunt said. "This might help."
Ace looked up. Mr. Gaunt had put a small mirror in an ornate silver frame on the glass case beside his own cash register. Now he opened the other envelope he had taken from the locked drawer, and spilled a generous quantity of cocaine onto the mirror's surface.
To Ace's not inexperienced eye, it looked to be of fabulously high quality; the spotlight over the display case kicked thousands of little sparkles from the clean flakes.
"Jesus, mister!" Ace's nose began to tingle in anticipation. "Is that Colombian?"
"No, this is a special hybrid," Mr. Gaunt said. "It comes from the Plains of Leng." He took a gold letter opener from the inside pocket of his fawn jacket and began to organize the pile of blow into long, chubby lines.
"Where's that?"
"Over the hills and far away," Mr. Gaunt replied without looking up. "Don't ask questions, Ace. Men who owe money do well to simply enjoy the good things which come their way."
He put the letter opener back and drew a short glass straw from the same pocket. He handed it to Ace. "Be my guest."
The straw was amazingly heavy-not glass after all but some sort of rock crystal, Ace guessed. He bent over the mirror, then hesitated.
What if the old guy had AIDS or something like that?
Don't ask questions, Ace. Men who owe money do well to simply enjoy the good things which come their way.
"Amen," Ace said aloud, and tooted up. His head filled with that vague banana-lemon taste that really good cocaine always seemed to have. It was mellow, but it was also powerful. He felt his heart begin to pound. At the same time, his thoughts grew sharply focused and took on a polished chromium edge. He remembered something a guy had told him not long after he fell in love with this stuff. Things have more names when you're coked up. A lot more names.
He hadn't understood then, but he thought he did now.
He offered the straw to Gaunt, but Gaunt shook his head.
"Never before five," he said, "but you enjoy, Ace."
"Thanks," Ace said.