M?rk accepted the explanation without digging deeper. It was what he had imagined, and in any case, done was done. From a marketing standpoint it was of course incredibly unfortunate—that kind of thing was hard to sell—but there was nothing to do about it now. He therefore simply nodded, and the Climber elaborated.
“I had the most intense desire to flay his crotch before he died.”
“But you didn’t do it?”
“No, strangely enough.”
“I’m glad to hear it.”
They didn’t have anything else to talk about. The Climber did not ask about the campaign, and Erik M?rk preferred to remain ignorant of the other details of the murders.
People arrived to the church in a steady stream, either by themselves or in small clusters. Many were young. Some of them dropped off bouquets of flowers, then left again. Some of them placed their bouquets on the church steps and a few lit candles they had brought with them from home. There was still some time to go before the actual ceremony.
M?rk tried to fill the time.
“Four hundred years ago they burned witches in this country,” he said.
The Climber did not reply. Instead, he stared at the tree by the church entrance. He squinted because of the sun. It was a horse chestnut, and a few brown spiky capsules still clung to the upper branches, waiting to fall to earth.
M?rk went on: “They took the farmer’s children in the night and flew them to the witches’ sabbath. After the rack, their confessions corroborated each other’s so there was no question of their guilt. But the minister appealed on their behalf and called for the gallows as opposed to the stake. That almost cost him his frock and his life because the masses went ballistic. And they got the stake. In front of this very church, in the year 1613. I find it uplifting to think about.”
The Climber turned his head and became alert. “You are a strange man, Erik. What about those poor women?”
“Yes, yes, of course, but I’m not thinking of the women. I’m thinking of how everyone came together in a unified front against evil. What common fear and rage can lead to.”
The conversation ran out because the Climber didn’t respond. Soon the church bells started to ring and the guests went into the church. There were many of them.
M?rk commented on it: “I don’t think that any of our five will get as fine a funeral.”
“Six.”
“Six? What do you mean?”
“There are six now. There’s been an addition to the group.”
It took a second for M?rk to understand, but when he finally grasped the meaning he jumped up. He screamed. Without thinking about discretion. A couple of latecomers who were trotting hastily up to the church cast concerned glances in his direction.
“Tell me, have you gone completely mad? You’re completely sick in the head.”
The Climber remained calm. “Take it easy. There’s a perfectly reasonably explanation and I would have tried to find you to tell you personally if we hadn’t met up here. It’s the reason I’m here at all. I came to this funeral on a whim, since I was out in these parts anyway.”
M?rk wasn’t listening. “You can’t just go around killing people,” he said.
The Climber smiled and said softly, “Allan Ditlevsen, you know, the hot-dog guy, came down with gallstones the night before our event. Frank—Allan’s older brother—found a replacement. But when the younger brother found out that his sibling was going to hell and not to heaven, the police wanted to … Well, you can figure it out for yourself.”
M?rk regained control over himself and nodded curtly, and the Climber told him about the hot-dog vendor from Allerslev who no longer was. Then he asked, “And Allan Ditlevsen never had any suspicions?”
“I don’t know about that, but it’s well known that he was not the sharpest tool in the shed and he also wasn’t one to stay out of the way of the cops. I called him at the hospital and asked about his health. Talked about summer, cheap drinks, kids, and sent greetings from his brother, who unfortunately couldn’t come to the phone, and that last part was true.”
“Why didn’t you tell us?”
“I was afraid that Per would call the whole thing off.”
“Hmmm. At least you’re honest. And what was that business with the tree all about?”
“Believe me, it was the most fitting funeral bouquet he could have had.”
“Can’t you give me a real answer?”
“Yes. It was just my way of battling the forces of evil.”
CHAPTER 32
The net was pulled tighter around the liars. The three women from the suburbs soon had enough evidence to ensure that justice was going to be served. He had sworn falsely when he took his Hippocratic oath and he deserved no mercy, regardless of what sex he was.
Pauline Berg devoured the end of the medical novel. The youngest member of the homicide unit had snuck away to spend her lunch break in her favorite café on Hovedbaneg?rden. Like the others in the unit, she had a secret hideaway where she sometimes indulged in a half hour’s retreat from death, murder, and the more bestial aspects of human nature. Or so she thought.