Someday, Someday, Maybe A Novel

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Penelope and I get separated as the man in the suit pushes his client in front of me so she can be interviewed next. I wave to Penelope, to gesture that I’ll see her inside, but she doesn’t see me, and I’m swallowed back into the crowd and carried along for a moment by the sea of people. They’re all trying so hard to shove their way forward, wanting to get past me, to get past everyone, to get to the front of something, to get there first, that I hardly have to make any effort at all to move.

Up ahead, I think I see him. I know it’s him, in fact, from the back of his head, by the way his hair curls slightly over the collar of his blue shirt. And I’m flooded with relief to see even a part of him. I struggle to free myself from the current of people, and I finally emerge and make my way to an open pocket in the crowd, directly behind James. But when I tap him on the shoulder, he doesn’t turn around. I tap him again, a little harder this time.

“—as I said to Arturo, it’s our work, as artists—” he’s speaking to an interviewer, and he glances back and catches my eye.

“Just a second,” he says to me, roughly, then turns back to the reporter. “Like I was saying, it’s all in the connection to the story, to the world of the story and the message—”

He had to have seen me, even though there was nothing in his eyes I recognized from the way he usually looks at me. But he didn’t give the slightest smile or wink, nothing to let me know he’s even secretly glad to see me.

I don’t want to try and get his attention again, but I’m afraid I’ll never find him if I go into the theater alone. So I wait awkwardly off to the side, feeling completely out of place. I don’t know what to do with my hands, or where to look, so I keep my focus on the back of his head, as if that’s what I’ve come here to do, as if he’s some new animal at the zoo I’ve been assigned to study. I’m jostled by the crowd, but I hold my ground. I’m a rock in their ocean, the only thing not moving forward. I’m nothing much to look at, not one of the beautiful fish that continue to stream past me, only something to pass over swiftly. I’m just taking up space.

James finally finishes his interview and turns around.

“Inside,” he says stiffly, not making eye contact.

The crowd has thickened even more, and it’s even harder to make our way through it than it was a moment ago. I can see the entrance just ahead, but we’re progressing toward it so slowly, moving only inches at a time, that it feels as though we’ll never reach it. James and I almost get separated by the crowd at one point, and as I’m getting swept away from him, without thinking, I reach for his hand, feeling for his fingertips to hold onto, because I don’t want to lose him again. Our hands brush, but before I can get a grip he swats mine away like it’s a bee that might sting him, then forges ahead, hands firmly at his sides, not once looking back.

The crowd spills into the cool, relative quiet of the theater. Finally the traffic thins and we’re deposited into the lobby like something coughed up by the ocean, and I glance around, dazed.

My eyes take a moment to adjust to the darkness of the lobby, and I can’t find James, can’t see anyone or anything familiar.

“Franny?” comes a voice from the darkness on my left. “Over here.”

I’m surprised to feel James grab my hand, and I almost fall out of my shoes once again. He pulls me around the corner, behind a bank of pay phones, where he kisses me deeply, pressing his whole body against me. I surrender for a minute, then push him away. For a moment I can’t breathe properly. “Why—you,” I’m sputtering. “What the f*ck?”

“What?”

“What? What? What was that? You totally ignored me. You slapped my hand away.”

“Oh, well, yeah.”

“Yeah?”

“Franny, we’re in public.”

“I know, but you invited me here.”

“Yes. To see the work. To see the movie.”

“But—I thought you invited me here as your date.”

“Yes. And here we are. On that date. You look very pretty, by the way.”

“Penny DePalma is wearing the same dress. Did you buy one for her, too?”

“Really?” he says, looking more bemused than concerned. “That’s funny. I didn’t even pick it—one of the PAs picked them out.”

“Oh,” I say, deflated, and for some reason that information makes everything worse. “So, what? I can be with you here, in the dark of a theater, but you can’t—I can’t be seen with you, or something?”

“Well, no, I mean, it’s probably not a good idea,” he says, as though it’s something that should be obvious.

“Why not?”

“Franny, it’s no big deal,” he says, flashing me a smile. “There’s just a ton of press here, that’s all. The movie’s getting a lot of coverage.”

“And?”

“And, I don’t want them crawling all over my private life.”

“Is that why you wanted me to meet you here?”

“Sort of, maybe. Arturo wanted me to have a drink with him first.”

“I thought you said there was a cast thing.”

“There was. Me and Arturo having a drink.”

“And you couldn’t bring me to that?”

“It’s—well, no. Arturo’s very—private.”

“I don’t understand all this sudden need for privacy. Why would you care? What happens if he knows—or anyone knows—you have a, a … you told me you loved me.”

“And I do. But that’s for us, that’s our space.”

I swallow hard, trying to calm down, feeling dangerously close to tears. “But you brought me to this space. To this public event. You invited me.”

“Right. I came here to promote the movie. Which is part of my job. As an actor.”

“But aren’t you also a person when you do that? An actor who also has the personal life of—of a person?”

“No, not—well, okay, I suppose at some point, if you’re part of an established—look, you’re upset over nothing. You’re being unreasonable. Honestly, I feel like you want me to meet you halfway on this thing.”

“Isn’t halfway where two people usually meet?”

“Well, in general, maybe, but tonight—this is sort of a big deal for me. It’s my night. I’m not sure you—”

“You think I don’t get it?”

“Well, no—I mean, how could you?”

I’m having trouble making sense of this conversation. James is speaking with authority, but there’s something wrong, something feels so wrong somehow. I don’t care about waving and smiling and having my picture taken with him, it’s not that, but somehow I’m getting the feeling I’m an embarrassment to him, as if he’s not sure I’m good enough. And suddenly I need to get away and think, even just for a second.

“Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Franny, wait.”

“I’ll be right back. Can I—will you be here, or should I meet you somewhere?”

“Yes, of course—I can wait here for you,” he says, then hesitates. “Although, I mean, it’s starting in about five minutes. Maybe I should give you your ticket, and I’ll just see you in there?”

“Sure. Okay. I don’t want you to miss any of it.”

“Oh, I’ve seen it already.”

“You have?”

“Oh yeah, a bunch of times. They screen it for Arturo whenever he asks.”

“Oh.” I don’t know why this information hurts my feelings. Maybe it’s just that the world of things James doesn’t share with me keeps growing.

He shrugs. “I just want to see, I want to see how the audience likes it.”

“Oh.”

“But, you know what? I’ll wait. I’ll be here,” he says. “Unless—do you need more than a couple of minutes?”

“No, that’s fine. I’ll be right back. I just need to—to wash my hands, I think.”

“Okay,” he says, taking a deep breath, and I can see he’s trying not to look impatient, trying not to be impatient, while he indulges my sudden urgent need for cleanliness.

As I tiptoe awkwardly across the carpeted lobby, I feel a wave of shame. What’s the big deal? I understand why he wouldn’t bring me with him to have drinks with Arturo DeNucci. I probably would have been so shy and overwhelmed to be sitting in public with Arturo DeNucci that I would have made them both uncomfortable. I wouldn’t have known how to act in front of them any more than I know how to act in this situation. I’m just a person making a big deal out of nothing, and leaving James to wait by some pay phones so I can wash my hands, when he’d rather be settling in to watch his movie. I’ll just take a minute and pull myself together, I decide, and when I emerge from the bathroom I’ll be a completely different person: I’ll morph into someone who bounces back easily from forgetting her purse and wearing the same dress as someone else. It’ll be like Clark Kent turning into Superman, only he had a phone booth to change in, and I have a stall in the ladies’ restroom of the Ziegfeld Theater. Oh, well. We all have to start somewhere.

Where did I hear that? People say it all the time, of course—we all have to start somewhere—but now it jogs something in my memory, a specific picture of hearing the phrase, even though the focus is blurred. Then, all at once, it comes to me—Barney Sparks! That day in his office, where he kept quoting his father—all those clichés, but told with such pride and reverence that, somehow, they all sounded profound. Why didn’t I sign with him that day? Or wait to make a decision at least, even when I got the job on Kevin and Kathy? I was so desperate the day I met Joe Melville at Absolute Artists, so unsure of myself and anxious to be liked. Now, I can hardly picture the girl who would choose unsmiling, pink-faced Joe Melville over Barney Sparks. I’m not that person today. Today, I would pick the person who made me feel warm, rather than the one who left me cold.

A wave of perfume crashes over me as I open the door to the ladies’ room. I step into an old-fashioned lounge area with pink carpet and a long mirror against one whole wall, where three leggy girls in short tight dresses are applying lipstick.

“You guys, like, hurry,” one of the girls says to the other two. But, hypnotized by their own reflections, none of them moves.

In the second room, where the sinks and bathroom stalls are, I wash my hands, proving I came to do what I said I was going to, as if James will be able to tell. I examine my face in the mirror. My lipstick has almost completely worn off, except for a strange red line staining the outside of my mouth. My eyeliner has smudged, leaving two black rings beneath my eyes, and the whole effect gives me a dirty, unfamiliar look, as if my face had been colored with crayons by a messy toddler who couldn’t stay within the lines. I take the damp paper towel I used to dry my hands and sweep it across my lips, then dab underneath my eyes, trying to restore myself to something I recognize.

“Thank goodness! There you are!” Penelope’s voice emerges from the very last stall in the row, and her heels clack on the tile as she moves to the sink next to mine, where she gives herself a quick glance in the mirror. “Uchh,” she says, as if it’s all a terrible disaster, and rummages in her small pink satin bag, producing powder and lipstick, even though it looks to me like both were very recently applied.

“I was hoping I’d find you! Here,” she says, handing me my Filofax.

“Oh, thanks,” I say, running a hand lightly over the worn brown cover.

“Did you find him?” she asks. “Did you find James?”

“I did, yeah. He’s—waiting for me. Shouldn’t you be in there, too?”

“Who, me? Naah. I’m not going to the movie.”

“You’re not?”

“No. I hardly ever do. I usually just walk the line and move on to the next thing.”

“Walk the line?”

“The press line. I just come for the photos and interviews.”

“Oh,” I say, baffled. It wouldn’t even occur to me to come to a movie to do something other than watch the movie.

“Plus, and I don’t mean to make you uncomfortable at all, ’cause I’m totally happy for you, but it’s still a little awkward between James and me. I just felt insulted by him, no offense.”

“Because of the soap, you mean?”

“The soap?”

“I, uh, I guess he said it would deaden you, or some—”

“Oh God no,” she says, rolling her eyes at her own reflection. “Isn’t he funny? So serious about everything. Like I need him to tell me those things are a grind. I was never going to sign for years—I was just doing it for some quick cash. I’m moving to L.A. anyway, to do Diamonds Are for Heather?”

“Oh? That’s a—?”

“Just this feature. I’m, like, playing Cordelia Biscayne’s little sister. You know me, always the sassy sidekick!” She laughs then shakes her head. “No, insulted because he offered to pay for me to get my boobs done.”

I can feel my face redden, but Penny continues without noticing, cheerily powdering her nonexistent imperfections.

“But you—you’re perfect,” I stammer.

“What?” she says, turning away from the mirror, flashing me a dazzling smile. “Hardly, but you’re sweet to say so. I mean, I know girls are doing it like it’s the new Rachel or something, and as a concept it doesn’t even bother me, but I make my own money—more than he does—and if I’m going to do something like that, I can effing well pay for it myself!”

It occurs to me that in all the Stavros classes in the world, I’d never learn the things about acting I’ve learned in one evening with Penelope Schlotsky: Angle your body to the camera, Page Six is a good thing, some jobs are just for the money, and tiny perfect blond people can be cast as sassy sidekicks, too. I wonder what else she could teach me, besides the fact that James Franklin’s concept of authenticity involves an idea of perfection that’s completely fake.

Penelope flips her silky hair so it pools over one shoulder. “Never mind me!” she says, closing her compact with a snap. “I totally get it—he’s an awesome, hot guy. I don’t mean to be a Polly Party Pooper!”

“That’s okay, I’m not sure it’s working out with us anyway,” I say boldly, even though it’s a realization I had only seconds ago. Saying it out loud makes me feel strong, takes some of the sting out of tonight. “I wanted it to be right between us, but I think somewhere deep down I always knew it couldn’t work, if that makes any sense?”

“I know just what you mean,” she says, knitting her brow in sympathy. “Like when Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett.”

“Yes,” I say. “Something like that.”





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