“Can’t anything see through a brick wall,” said Dill.
“This thing could. Anyway, this man comes in and says, ‘Mr. Swift?’”
“Jem,” she said, “if there’s gonna be this man we’ll need somebody else. Want me to run get Bennett?”
“No, this man doesn’t last long, so I’ll just tell his part. You’ve got to begin a story, Scout—”
This man’s part consisted of advising the young inventor that a valuable professor had been lost in the Belgian Congo for thirty years and it was high time somebody tried to get him out. Naturally he had come to seek the services of Tom Swift and his friends, and Tom leaped at the prospect of adventure.
The three climbed into His Flying Machine, which was composed of wide boards they had long ago nailed across the chinaberry tree’s heaviest branches.
“It’s awful hot up here,” said Dill. “Huh-huh-huh.”
“What?” said Jem.
“I say it’s awful hot up here so close to the sun. Bless my long underwear.”
“You can’t say that, Dill. The higher you go the colder it gets.”
“I reckon it gets hotter.”
“Well, it doesn’t. The higher it is the colder it is because the air gets thinner. Now Scout, you say, ‘Tom, where are we going?’”
“I thought we were going to Belgium,” said Dill.
“You’ve got to say where are we going because the man told me, he didn’t tell you, and I haven’t told you yet, see?”
They saw.
When Jem explained their mission, Dill said, “If he’s been lost for that long, how do they know he’s alive?”
Jem said, “This man said he’d got a signal from the Gold Coast that Professor Wiggins was—”
“If he’d just heard from him, how come he’s lost?” she said.
“—was among a lost tribe of headhunters,” continued Jem, ignoring her. “Ned, do you have the rifle with the X-ray Sight? Now you say yes.”
She said, “Yes, Tom.”
“Mr. Damon, have you stocked the Flying Machine with enough provisions? Mister Damon!”
Dill jerked to attention. “Bless my rolling pin, Tom. Yes-siree! Huh-huh-huh!”
They made a three-point landing on the outskirts of Capetown, and she told Jem he hadn’t given her anything to say for ten minutes and she wasn’t going to play any more if he didn’t.
“Okay. Scout, you say, ‘Tom, there’s no time to lose. Let’s head for the jungle.’”
She said it.
They marched around the back yard, slashing at foliage, occasionally pausing to pick off a stray elephant or fight a tribe of cannibals. Jem led the way. Sometimes he shouted, “Get back!” and they fell flat on their bellies in the warm sand. Once he rescued Mr. Damon from Victoria Falls while she stood around and sulked because all she had to do was hold the rope that held Jem.
Presently Jem cried, “We’re almost there, so come on!”
They rushed forward to the carhouse, a village of headhunters. Jem dropped to his knees and began behaving like a snake healer.
“What are you doing?” she said.
“Shh! Making a sacrifice.”
“You look afflicted,” said Dill. “What’s a sacrifice?”
“You make it to keep the headhunters off you. Look, there they are!” Jem made a low humming noise, said something like “buja-buja-buja,” and the carhouse came alive with savages.
Dill rolled his eyes up in their sockets in a nauseating way, stiffened, and fell to the ground.
“They’ve got Mr. Damon!” cried Jem.
They carried Dill, stiff as a light-pole, out into the sun. They gathered fig leaves and placed them in a row down Dill from his head to his feet.
“Think it’ll work, Tom?” she said.
“Might. Can’t tell yet. Mr. Damon? Mr. Damon, wake up!” Jem hit him on the head.
Dill rose up scattering fig leaves. “Now stop it, Jem Finch,” he said, and resumed his spread-eagle position. “I’m not gonna stay here much longer. It’s getting hot.”
Jem made mysterious papal passes over Dill’s head and said, “Look, Ned. He’s coming to.”
Dill’s eyelids fluttered and opened. He got up and reeled around the yard muttering, “Where am I?”
“Right here, Dill,” she said, in some alarm.
Jem scowled. “You know that’s not right. You say, ‘Mr. Damon, you’re lost in the Belgian Congo where you have been put under a spell. I am Ned and this is Tom.’”
“Are we lost, too?” said Dill.
“We were all the time you were hexed but we’re not any more,” said Jem. “Professor Wiggins is staked out in a hut over yonder and we’ve got to get him—”
For all she knew, Professor Wiggins was still staked out. Calpurnia broke everybody’s spell by sticking her head out the back door and screaming, “Yawl want any lemonade? It’s ten-thirty. You all better come get some or you’ll be boiled alive in that sun!”
Calpurnia had placed three tumblers and a big pitcher full of lemonade inside the door on the back porch, an arrangement to ensure their staying in the shade for at least five minutes. Lemonade in the middle of the morning was a daily occurrence in the summertime. They downed three glasses apiece and found the remainder of the morning lying emptily before them.
“Want to go out in Dobbs Pasture?” asked Dill.
No.
“How about let’s make a kite?” she said. “We can get some flour from Calpurnia …”
“Can’t fly a kite in the summertime,” said Jem. “There’s not a breath of air blowing.”
The thermometer on the back porch stood at ninety-two, the carhouse shimmered faintly in the distance, and the giant twin chinaberry trees were deadly still.
“I know what,” said Dill. “Let’s have a revival.”