Butcher Bird_ A Novel of the Dominion

Thirty-Four


The Ghost of Christmas Past

"Boo," said Spyder's younger self. "I am the ghost of Christmas past."
"How long you been rehearsing that one, you little shit?"
"I had it for a while, but I was saving it for a special occasion, grandpa."
"At least I know what you are."
"What?" asked the younger Spyder.
"What's the line? 'An undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.'"
"'There's more of gravy than of grave about you!' Of course, we never read the book, did we?"
"It's just a story. Not really a book. And, actually, I have read it since then. But I still prefer the movie."
"A Christmas Carol, nineteen thirty-eight, directed by Edwin L. Marin," said young Spyder.
"With Reginald Owen as Scrooge."
"The only real movies are in black and white. We're secret snobs."
"I'm a snob. You're just the memory of a lot of bad speed. Who told you I was here?"
"Mutual friends."
"The Black Clerks? They send you to spy or just to f*ck with me?"
"I do what I want, old man. When I heard you were around, I came by. I wanted to see how I turn out."
"What's the verdict, son?"
"Nice ink. But the rest of you is old and soft."
"That's what you always said to everyone over twenty-five," said Spyder, flashing back on using variations of the line on uncles, cousins, cops and counselors throughout his teens. "It's true, then. You little Casper the Ghosts really can't say anything original. You just remix what I said an ice age ago."
"I hear tell you're a tamed little bitch these days. You really getting led around by an eyeless flatback?"
"She's an assassin, not a prostitute."
"Maybe now but I heard that in her lean and hungry youth she had another line of work."
"Didn't we all?"
"Yeah, and it was fun!" said the younger Spyder. "You gave it up, didn't you? You have that housebroken look. Way too upstanding to steal for your supper these days."
"What can I say? Unlike you, Peter Pan, I grew up."
"That's your excuse for what you've become? That's stone pitiful."
"I'm not going to justify myself to someone who doesn't even exist. However, on the off chance that it means something, I'll tell you this. Remember Santos Raye?"
"Fat, white-haired f*cker at the chop shop. Everyone called him Santos Claus."
"That's him. You're too young to know this, but Santos got murdered. Iggy Atkinson did it."
"So what? Santos was a snake-mean, drunk f*ck who got what he deserved."
"Yeah, but I talked to him that morning. And Santos was Iggy's partner. Then Santos disappeared. No body, no nothing. But everyone knew what happened. I was a happy car thief, but I never pictured myself as a murderer. And I knew if I stuck around, sooner or later that's what I'd be. That or dead."
"You p-ssyed out. On both of us."
"We were always playing walking a fine line, painting and drawing in the day, stealing cars for Iggy and Santos at night. It was cool and fun. We were artists and above it all. Then Santos was dead and I knew who did it and I wasn't above shit. I made a choice. Art or crime. I chose art."
"You made the p-ssy choice."
"It's my life, and you're just the ghost of something I don't want to be, I don't even want to know about."
"Hey, remember this?" Young Spyder pulled a punch knife from behind his back.
"I'm you. You can't hurt me."
"I saw that Star Trek, too. But it's not how things work here. That bloody hand hurt?" His youthful reflexes were still streetfight quick. He slashed Spyder's already bloody fist.
"F*ck!" Spyder yelled, grabbing his cut hand.
Spyder went down on one knee. He'd liked kicking people in the head in his youth. When his younger self approached, Spyder doubled over as if in pain, reached into his own waist band and slashed the kid's right knee with Apollyon's knife. Young Spyder went down hard, clutching his leg.
"F*ck you, f*cker! You're gonna die, you sell-out motherf*cker. When the Clerks gut that dyke cunt and your girlfriend, I'm gonna hold you down and make you watch!"
Spyder felt an overpowering desire to run away. Seeing his young reckless self lying bloody on the ground and cursing him, another powerful desire took over, however. Spyder kicked the kid in the temple. Then in the ribs. Then the groin. Then he just kicked to feel the thrill of his boot making contact with a body. When he stopped, the boy wasn't moving. Spyder wrapped the silk scarf tighter around his wounded hand and ran into the side streets of Berenice, hoping he could find his way back to the rendezvous point. He didn't want to get lost and have to trade away another pair of good boots.