My show takes place two weeks before Christmas.
It’s the first time my art will be displayed all on its own, unable to hide amongst other paintings.
I feel the sickest sense of dread as Cole and I drive to the gallery in Laurel Heights, wondering what will happen if no one attends.
I once saw an author sitting alone at a table in Costco with a towering stack of books, and not a single person interested in having one signed. Her look of hopeful anticipation as I approached, followed by crushing disappointment as I walked past, is still one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.
I don’t want to be that author.
“Don’t worry,” Cole says, squeezing my thigh as he turns the wheel with his other hand. “These things are always packed. Especially when I hire even better caterers than Betsy, with enough champagne to drown a horse.”
“That actually comforts me,” I laugh. “If the paintings are shit, at least the food will be good.”
“I would never let you down with food,” Cole promises solemnly. “I know it’s your top priority.”
“I better quit making it my top priority. I think I’ve gained eight pounds since I moved into your house.”
“I like it,” Cole says. “It’s making your tits bigger.”
I slap his shoulder. “Shut the fuck up!”
Cole grabs a handful of the breast in question, sneaking his hand down the front of my top faster than I can smack him away.
“I’m gonna feed you so much fucking cheese,” he teases me.
I can’t stop laughing.
“Please, no. I’ll be four hundred pounds.”
“I want to drown in your breasts. What a way to die.”
We pull up to the curb, too soon for me to spend any more time worrying.
I’m relieved to see that the gallery is already packed with people, including Sonia manning the door in a gorgeous shimmering cocktail dress, and Frank and Heinrich lurking right behind her.
Heinrich pops out to pull me into an embrace. Frank does the same, after giving Cole a stare that is half admiration, half lingering nervousness.
“Thanks for coming!” I cry, hugging them both hard.
“Joss and Brinley are here, too,” Frank tells me.
I assume that means Joanna isn’t. I didn’t expect anything different, but it still stings.
The gallery throbs with the playlist I spent all week picking out.
Cole encouraged me to choose the music myself, even though I wasn’t sure anybody else would like it.
“Who gives a shit,” he says. “It’s what you were playing when you painted the pieces, so the songs will match the work. They already go together, whether you meant them to or not.”
He’s right.
Heart Shaped Box – Neovaii
Spotify → geni.us/no-devil-spotify
Apple Music → geni.us/no-devil-apple
As a cover of Heart-Shaped Box pours out of the speakers, the creepy music-box backing track perfectly suits my oversized painting of a charred teddy bear, glass eyes melted, fur still smoking in places.
I hadn’t realized ‘till this moment how the painting’s title echoes the lyrics of the song:
Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
Cut myself on angel hair and baby’s breath
This one hurt me the most to paint. It’s just a fucking bear, but I was overwhelmed with guilt that something I had loved had met such a bitter end. I almost didn’t finish, putting the painting aside, then changing my mind, turning it around again, and setting it back on the easel. I tilted it, I Remember and I Don’t Forget.
This series includes eight paintings in all, each larger than the last. I want the viewer to feel dwarfed by the canvases, overwhelmed by them. Like they themselves have shrunk down to child-size.
I painted at a speed I never could have imagined when I had to squeeze in my art between endless work shifts, already exhausted by the time I lifted brush to canvas.
Some of the paintings are realistic, others include surreal elements.
One is called The Two Maras, a reference to Frida Kahlo’s famous portrait.
In mine, the first version of Mara stands before a large mirror. The “real” Mara is battered and bruised, with a wide-eyed expression of fear. Her reflection in the mirror looks ten years older: glossy-haired and dressed in a diaphanous black gown, her eyes dark and ferocious, her entire aura crackling with the terrible power of a sorceress.
I called the painting of the girl in the nightgown The Burial, as Cole suggested.
The next one along is the same girl in the same nightgown, sitting barefoot on a bus, her feet filthy and scratched, her head leaning exhausted against the window.
All the adults gaze blindly in her direction, their blank faces nothing but a smear of paint. Mind Your Business, the title card reads.
Seeing all my paintings together, properly hung and lighted, is the most thrilling thing I’ve ever experienced.
I’m looking into the window of my own future—a dream I had hoped for desperately, but only ever half-believed.
Here it is now in front of me, and I still can’t believe it.
“How do you feel?” Cole asks me.
“Drunk—and I haven’t had a sip of champagne.”
This time as Cole and I make the rounds, I’m starting to remember people’s names and faces, and they’re starting to remember me. I almost feel comfortable chatting with Jack Brisk, who has forgotten that he ever dumped a drink on my dress and is asking if I’d be interested in showing at his collective exhibition in the spring.
“It’s an all-female show,” Brisk says pompously. “Supporting women’s voices. Nobody loves women more than me.”
“Obviously,” Cole says. “That’s why you’ve been married four times.”
“Five, actually,” Brisk says, roaring with laughter. “I could fund the UN with all the alimony payments I’ve made.”