The creep?
Not a chance. The creep would want to avoid any contact with legitimate law enforcement. And I just might learn something useful about Gretchen Lindel and the other missing blondes, which would more than justify my actions as a concerned citizen.
With that firmly in mind, I went to the security guard at the main entrance to the Catholic University of America and asked how to find the alumni office. The guard gave me a map. I thanked him and started in that direction until I was around a corner and out of sight.
Then I made my way to Flather Hall, a brick-faced dormitory for male freshmen. Classes were over that Friday. Rap and heavy-metal music pulsed and dueled from inside open dorm rooms. I spotted a few underage drinkers and smelled hemp burning as I made my way to the second floor and down a long hallway that reeked of too many young men living on their own for the first time.
The door I sought, number 278, was ajar. I stood there, listening, hearing nothing, and then knocked. No response.
I pushed open the door, saw bunk beds to my right and a single twin bed across the room. Two white males in their late teens sat on a love seat between the single bed and me, wearing Beats headphones and holding video-game controllers. They were absorbed in a violent game playing on a screen on the wall, oblivious to my presence.
Beyond them, at a desk tucked in the corner, there was a third white male, small, scrawny, oily brown hair, lots of acne. Three computer screens dominated the small desk where he sat, and he had headphones on as well, engrossed in the screens.
I reached over and flicked the dorm room light off and on twice.
As if a hypnotist had snapped his fingers, all three of them came up out of their virtual trances and looked around groggily. The closest kid, a chubby towhead named Fred Vertze, spotted me first. His double chin retreated, and he tugged off his headphones.
“Who are you?” he said. “What are you doing in here?”
I waited until the other two removed their headphones before making a show of shutting the door behind me and locking it. They were alarmed when my cold attention swept over them.
“Who are you?” Vertze demanded again.
“Who I am is irrelevant,” I said.
“Hell it is,” said Juan Cyr, the other young man who’d been playing the video game. Cyr was built like a fullback and stood up to show me he was no one to be trifled with.
Brian Stetson, the kid with the acne and the three computer screens, said, “Don’t do anything el stupid-o, Juan. I’m calling campus security.”
“Do that and I’ll have to tell campus security what I know about what goes on in this dorm room,” I said.
They glanced at one another uncertainly.
Vertze, who could have used a shower or two, said, “We don’t know what you’re talking about, man.”
“Okay, let’s cut right to it, then, before I alert the NSA, the FBI, and six other law enforcement agencies. Gentlemen, which one of you is Lone Star Blondes Must Die?”
CHAPTER
14
VERTZE’S EYELIDS DRIFTED almost shut. Stetson frowned, as if he’d heard a foreign phrase spoken at a distance. Cyr acted like I’d punched him in the gut.
Then the burly teen’s expression shifted from shock to anger. He twisted his shoulders and hissed at Stetson, “I told you messing around with that kind of crap was mind poison.”
“Shut up, Juan,” Stetson said, studying me calmly. “Who are you?”
“The worst kind of poison, unless you come clean,” I said, feeling like I’d identified the leader of this crew. “How old are you, Brian?”
“Eighteen,” he said. “How do you know my name?”
“I know all your names. I know you get your kicks exploring the dark web. Pushing the boundaries. Looking into nasty places.”
“Free world,” Stetson said.
“Dogfights?” I said. “Explicit war clips? Hardcore S-and-M fantasy sites?”
“There some law against watching I don’t know about?” Stetson said.
“No, but there are several against abetting the kidnap and advocating the murder of five women.”
That seemed to rock the kid, who looked less certain as he said, “I know what that means, abetting, and no one in this room abetted anything.”
“Didn’t you post a comment on a bulletin board about the Killingblondechicks website? Quote: ‘I want in to that site. I can contribute. Help. Break some skulls, even.’”
He looked at me dumbly, then at his computer. “You hacked me?”
“FBI hacked you, Stetson. You screwed up. Forgot to use onion routers. Which means that I should go to the dean’s office and tell him what you’ve been up to, which means you most certainly will be expelled, which means your parents will be called, which means you’ll be escorted out of here in complete disgrace and humiliation.”
I let that sink in before saying, “Or you can talk to me.”
After several tense beats, Vertze said, “I’ll talk.”
“Fred,” Stetson said. “Don’t.”
“Brian, my old man will skin me alive if I get expelled,” Vertze said sharply.
“I’ll talk too,” Cyr said.
Stetson’s face flushed. He glared at me, caught in a fierce internal argument, and then finally said sullenly, “What do you want to know?”
Over the next twenty minutes or so, the story came out.
Stetson was a math and computer genius who should have gone to Caltech, but his father was a trustee and fervent supporter of Catholic University. His first night at the school, Stetson had introduced Cyr and Vertze to the dark web. They’d found the Killingblondechicks website and started posting about it for fun.
“Fun?” I said.
“C’mon,” Stetson said. “No one thinks those videos are real.”
“Have you unlocked the videos?”
“You can’t. I tried. The locked world, the unknown, it’s just part of the fantasy of virtual reality, man, a place to safely experience and vent frustrations without consequences.”
I reappraised the eighteen-year-old, thinking that he was entirely too smart for his own good. “You boys experience frustration with blondes?”
“Hasn’t every guy on the face of the earth?” Vertze said.
Cyr and Stetson both started laughing. I had to admit it was a funny line, and I fought not to smile.
Finally, I said, “If I look around in your pasts, am I going to find a blonde one of you disliked so much that she ended up kidnapped? Or dead?”
Cyr said, “My first girlfriend was a blonde. Caught her messing around with my best friend’s older brother. They’re married now. Not kidnapped. Not dead. Just miserable.”
Vertze said, “My anti-blondeness stems from a severe German teacher junior year who had zero sense of humor. I thought about sticking a pin in her ass but refrained—at least, long enough to get an A.”
Stetson and Cyr laughed again. I couldn’t help it and smiled.
“What about you, Brian?” I said, looking at Stetson.
Stetson sobered and said, “My blonde story is like all blonde stories. They’re all about the princess complex that’s sold to them each and every day.”
CHAPTER
15
AFTER DINNER, ONCE Jannie had gone upstairs to do homework and Ali had settled in to watch Meru, an excellent documentary about extreme mountain climbers, I told Bree and Nana Mama about Brian Stetson, disguising him as a client and not revealing his name.
“The princess complex?” Bree said. “And how exactly did he define that?”
“He said it starts at birth with blond girls,” I said. “They’re dressed as princesses in the crib. Then they’re sold the princess story in movies, in advertising, all around them, until they believe that if they can just be beautiful enough, they’ll attract Prince Charming and live happily ever after.”
Nana Mama said, “An eighteen-year-old told you all that?”
“A sharp one. He had the root theory of blonde stories figured out.”