Val heaves a sigh. “I’m feeding your dogs, and they’re chasing squirrels and taking lazy naps. I even stopped by yesterday to scatter some food around for Elvis. Can we talk about real stuff now?”
“Sheesh. Forgive me for caring about the welfare of my animals.”
“Lindy!” Winnie groans. “Stop it! What is happening with you and Pat?”
Starting with our conversation in the courthouse yesterday, I work backwards. Mostly because I knew they’d completely freak when I tell them I tried to get Pat to sleep with me, and he said no. And, of course, they do. I have to put a pillow over my face when I tell them this part.
“That’s nothing to be embarrassed about,” Winnie says. “You’re married. He’s a hottie. You’ve got literally years of sexual tension built up between you. It would be super weird if you weren’t interested in sleeping with him.”
Val shrugs. “I’d have thrown myself at him on the wedding night, but that’s me. I applaud your self-control.”
“Thank you? Anyway, that’s the story. Now I’m just wallowing.”
Winnie picks up my partially eaten donut. “Clearly.”
“The question is—are you ready for a little friend intervention?” Val asks. “Frientervention. I like the sound of that. Patent pending.”
“You can’t patent phrases,” I tell her. “That’s a trademark.”
Winnie waves a hand. “Back on topic. Frientervention—yay or nay?”
I hug the pillow to my chest. My empty, cavernous, heartless chest. “Yes. Please save me from myself. Even if it’s not what I want to hear. Even if you don’t agree with each other—because y’all almost never agree.”
“I’ll go first.” Winnie takes a deep breath, then says, “I think Pat is right.”
Val gasps and smacks Winnie’s knee. “You’re breaking girl code!”
“How am I breaking girl code? Also, it should be woman code. Or women code.”
“It doesn’t have the same ring to it,” Val argues. “Girl code just rolls off the tongue. Like girls’ night. Women’s night sounds lame, like a hangout where you’d crochet doilies or fold napkins.”
“Who folds napkins these days?” Winnie asks, and Val throws her hands up.
“Guys, usually I’m all about not being the center of attention,” I say, “but right now, I’m kind of having a crisis. Could we please focus? I need help here.”
They both stare at me. Then just keep staring.
“Y’all. I hope you heard me—I’m asking for help,” I repeat.
“Oh, we heard you,” Winnie says. “We’re just committing this moment to memory. That way we can hold it over your head later.”
I toss my pillow at her. Val gets up from her corner of the couch and invades my space, hugging me with the kind of force that could derail a train. “Despite what I said about girl code, I think maybe Winnie is right. Half right,” she amends.
“Go on.” Speaking is difficult with the softball lodged in my throat. Huh. How’d that get there?
“Pat’s timing was the absolute worst,” Val says. “It was. I think you were both emotionally frayed and overwhelmed, and he threw something at you when he should have waited. But Linds, you’ve been pushing him away since the moment he came back.”
“And, you said yourself, you were being kind of distant yesterday,” Winnie adds. “I happened to see his face right after everything ended. He was so excited—and then you breezed right by him to hug Jo.” I start to protest, and Winnie holds up a hand. “I get it! I do. Jo was the most important part of everything. But Pat looked crushed, like he wanted to be part of the moment and wasn’t.”
I swallow. “I didn’t mean to leave him out. It was all just so chaotic and overwhelming. I wanted him to be with us. I did.”
“Do you think he knows that?” Val asks gently.
“I don’t know.”
“He said he loved you,” Winnie says. “Did you say it back?”
I shake my head. “I thought it. I wanted to say it.”
“But you didn’t.” Val strokes my hair. “And that’s okay—you were overwhelmed. We get it. It’s not such a big deal. Now that things with Jo are settled, you can work this out. You have time to tell him.”
“But he left.” My lip trembles. “What if he doesn’t come back?”
“Which is like your Kryptonite,” Val says. “But I have a feeling Pat is like a boomerang. He’s coming back. He is. And you’re going to be ready when he does.”
“Look, sometimes it takes two to be dumb,” Winnie says. “You were both dumb back in the day, and you’re both being dumb now.”
“Um, thanks?”
“The point is, this is fixable,” Winnie says. “So, let’s fix it.”
Val claps her hands. “Yes! We’re moving on to the action plan. Action is good.”
I feel like I’m coming out of a fog, and the more the air clears, the more I realize my friends are so right. I’ve been thinking about my own hurt, focusing on the fact that Pat left me. Which—yeah, okay. He did. But Pat’s actions have spoken loudly over the past weeks, confirming the words he said. He loves me. He’s all in.
Now, it’s my turn to show him that I’m all in too. “I don’t even know what to do.”
“Yes, you do,” Val says, giving me a little shake. “It’s Pat. Think big.”
“We need a grand gesture,” Winnie says, and both of our heads swivel her way. “What? I’m not a monster. I’ve read a romance novel or two.”
“You have?” I ask. This is somehow more mind-blowing than my realization about Pat.
“Just for the witty banter.” Winnie pauses, then smooths back her ponytail. “And maybe for the fictional men. But women don’t do the big romantic thing nearly enough. And I think they should. So, let’s figure out a way for you to do something for Mr. Grand Gesture himself.”
The Top Seven Romantic Grand Gestures From Movies
By Birdie Graham
Who doesn’t love a grand gesture? In real life, you should consider yourself lucky if you are on the receiving end of a grand gesture, but they are EVERYWHERE in the movies. Here are my top seven grand gestures from movies in no particular order (because I couldn’t decide on my favorite).
7. Heath Ledger serenading Julia Stiles in 10 Things I Hate about You. (Oh, Heath. How we miss you!)
6. Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks meeting at the top of the Empire State Building in Sleepless in Seattle.