His wife waited for the rest of the afternoon. She calmly tried his mobile phone and got no response. She calmly called the pub, which had seen no sign of him. She then calmly decided to lock all the doors and draw the curtains and call the village constable.
The village constable, who was just sitting down to his tea, listened patiently to her story while his wife brought him a nice piece of fish. Fortunately, he had recently attended a course in Aberdeen for small-town police at which a woman (actually Pawn Lillian Wyldeck of the Rookery) had briefed them on what they should do if something a bit... unusual should pop up. He dug out the card with Miss Wyldeck’s number and was assured by the calm voice on the other end that he’d done the right thing to call. He should go down to the church and keep an eye on it, she said, but he should by no means enter it nor let anyone else do so. Assistance was on its way.
The nearest Checquy contingent was two hours from Muirie, in Dundee, and they were all taken up in the nationwide alert about people’s eyes melting in public places. Two junior operatives (a Pawn and a Retainer who were in need of some experience) were sent in a fast car to take stock of the situation. In the meantime, a police team was dispatched from the much closer city of Perth with very specific orders not to enter the building. They had quietly established a perimeter around the church and waited for the big boys to arrive from Dundee. Then one bright young spark on the team, eager to make a name for himself, had pointed out that this was daft, that they didn’t know for certain what was wrong, and that people might be hurt in there. There was no strange sound that he could hear, and he was going in!
The bright spark led three of his team into the church. They opened the doors, and blinding light flooded out into the darkness. The four officers rushed in and the doors shut behind them. This time, there weren’t even any screams. The rest of the police decided to wait quietly for the arrival of someone who was being paid enough to deal with this shite.
The two Checquy operatives who eventually arrived might have argued that they weren’t being paid enough to deal with this shite either, but they did anyway. It turned out that the big boys from Dundee were actually young ladies, but the police still jumped to obey their orders. Their obedience mainly stemmed from the young ladies’ assurance and authority, although it probably helped that the Pawn could influence the minds of men as a result of her astounding ability to emit pheromones, while the Retainer could influence the minds of men as a result of her having big knockers.
The Retainer approached the church cautiously, heard the aforementioned lapping sound, and backed away. Then she and her colleague made some phone calls.
Various things happened in quick succession:
1. The Checquy duty officer in Dundee reassured the Pawn and the Retainer that they had done the right thing.
2. Then that officer called and woke up her boss.
3. The boss, Pawn Mungo Kirkcaldie, called the Rookery.
4. The villagers were roused, herded onto the village cricket pitch, and given a garbled but alarming story about spores, toxins, and bacteria that might have been unearthed in the church. The villagers, who could imagine the value of their homes dropping with every detail, conferred amongst themselves and decided to keep their mouths shut and not argue until they knew the extent of the problem. They were then evacuated to a lonely point in the countryside where hastily mobilized army troops were setting up a temporary quarantine and testing facility (one that featured no mobile phone reception so as to ensure the rest of the world did not take an interest).
5. A Checquy team, led by a yawning Pawn Kirkcaldie, left Dundee for Muirie.
6. Rook Myfanwy Thomas, who had gone to sleep only fifteen minutes earlier after finally getting home from the reception for the Grafters, got woken up.
“This has been going on for many hours,” said Odette, looking up from the file.
“Yeah,” said Clements. There wasn’t much more to tell; that was the point when Pawn Felicity Clements had been ordered to the site to assist in reconnaissance.
“Shouldn’t the Checquy have moved in by now, rescued the people?”
“We have to be strategic about these things,” said Clements, looking out the car window. “If Checquy operatives just charge in without planning, you end up with large swaths of the countryside that don’t support life. There can be fallout.”
“Like, nuclear fallout?”
“If only,” said Clements. “There are fields in Cumbria where, for every hour you stand on them, you lose a year off your life span. In Bridewell, there’s a house whose second story, if you ascend to it, will destroy your credit rating. And a pond on the Lizard Peninsula whose water melts your teeth together.” Odette could feel her brow knitting in bewilderment, but she kept her mouth shut.
“Those people in the church, maybe they’re alive, and maybe they aren’t,” said Clements, turning to her. “But the people outside, including the Checquy people, are definitely alive, so they get first priority. Checquy operatives are rare enough that it’s irresponsible and unpatriotic to just throw our lives away.” She looked out the window. “We’re here.”
They hurried through a hospital and up to the roof, where the helicopter was waiting for them. They lifted off and away, Odette looking down in delight at the city beneath them. Within minutes, they landed. They were met by a man in uniform coveralls who led them to a jet waiting on the runway. The craft was small, pointy, and exquisite inside, and it did not have to wait in line to take off. Instead, it weaved its way between the larger, bewildered-looking planes on the tarmac and zipped off into the sky without apology.
The flight up to Dundee went by swiftly, or at least it seemed that way to Odette, who was drunk on the landscape beneath her. Clements spent most of the time rereading the briefing files. At one point, the Pawn called the Rookery and asked for more information on the church, which was obligingly faxed through to the jet since no one’s phone could display the floor plan on a useful scale.
From Dundee, another helicopter took them to Muirie. Odette looked curiously down at the town as they flew over it. “It doesn’t seem particularly malevolent,” she remarked. “Dour, but not malevolent.” They were dropped off at one end of a shinty field, where a Retainer in body armor met them, ducking slightly as he ran up to help them out of the helicopter. As soon as they had disembarked and moved away, the aircraft took off.
“Welcome to Muirie,” said the man. “I’m Peter Burrows, site manager.”
“Pawn Felicity Clements and Miss Odette Leliefeld,” said Clements, and they all shook hands. He didn’t give Odette any wary looks, which she thought was nice.
“I’ll take you to Pawn Kirkcaldie,” said Burrows. “We’re all ready for you.” He led them off the pitch and through the village. There were only a few actual streets in the town but an abundance of little alleyways weaving between the houses.
“Quaint,” remarked Clements as he led them through.
“I believe it’s one of the reasons people like to live here,” said Burrows. “Everyone loves a snickelway.” Odette shot Clements a bewildered look.
“It’s a word from the city of York. It means little streets and alleyways,” the Pawn explained.