Red Velvet Cupcake Murder

Chapter Twenty-Two

 

 

“Ready?” Norman asked, coming in the back door of The Cookie Jar with Moishe.

 

“I’m ready,” Hannah said, bending down to give Moishe a pet. “You brought Moishe in with you.”

 

“Of course I did. I’d never leave a pet in the car. Do you have any idea how hot it can get in a closed car?”

 

“Yes, and I’d never do it either, even if I thought I’d only be a minute. A minute has a way of stretching into longer than you expect.” Hannah picked up the two bakery boxes on the counter. “I’d better not forget these.”

 

“What are they?”

 

“Monkey Bread for Barbara. Lisa gave me the recipe. It’s from her sister, Tony. Do you want to take my truck?”

 

“No, let’s leave it for Michelle.”

 

“That’s fine with me. Let’s go.”

 

Once they got to the car, Norman opened the trunk so that she could put the bakery boxes inside and then he opened one of the rear doors and set Moishe on the seat. Then he opened her door and Hannah got in. “Thanks, Norman,” she said. “You’re a good doorman.”

 

“I’ll remember that if I ever give up dentistry. It could be a second career choice for me.” Norman slid in behind the wheel. “What’s Monkey Bread?” he asked her as he started the car and backed out of the parking space.

 

“It’s like a giant chocolate chip cinnamon roll baked in a Bundt pan. Mother said Barbara was hungry for cinnamon rolls and chocolate so I brought her Monkey Bread. It’s made with refrigerated biscuits, the kind you buy in tubes at the store.”

 

“So it’s a lot faster to make Monkey Bread than it is to make yeast dough?”

 

“Right. I didn’t really have time to bake my Special Cinnamon Rolls so Lisa suggested Monkey Bread as an alternative. One thing I like about it is that you can slice it like a cake, or pull off chunks and eat it that way.”

 

Norman turned left at the end of Main Street and drove out of town. “Is there any news, Hannah?”

 

Hannah knew exactly what Norman meant. When he asked about news, he wasn’t referring to Lake Eden gossip or national headlines. Norman knew that Mike had taken her in for questioning. He wanted to know if there were any new developments.

 

“There’s news on a different front,” Hannah told him. “We managed to clear up Clayton Wallace’s situation this afternoon.”

 

“You can prove it wasn’t a suicide?”

 

“No, I can’t prove it, but what I learned casts serious doubts that he committed suicide. And that should be enough to get the Minneapolis Police Department to change their findings.”

 

“And then the insurance company will have to pay off?”

 

“That’s it exactly. I’ll tell you all about it later, but I do have a little news on that other front.”

 

“The accident that wasn’t an accident?”

 

“Yes,” Hannah answered, turning toward him. “At least Mike doesn’t think I did it.”

 

“Are you sure? Michelle said he was pretty rough on you down at the sheriff’s station last night.”

 

“That’s true. He was. But things were different today.”

 

“He hauled you in for questioning again?”

 

“No, of course not.” Hannah took a moment to choose her next words. She didn’t want to get Mike in trouble for coming to see her. “I talked to him today. He’s on my side, Norman.”

 

“Are you sure?” Norman didn’t look convinced. “Remember, Hannah. He’s a cop first, and a friend second.”

 

“I haven’t forgotten that.”

 

“Good. I’m sure Howie told you to be careful.”

 

“Oh, he did. And I am being careful. Actually, I might not have to be careful for too much longer, not if my dream is true.”

 

Norman didn’t say anything and for a long moment, there was no sound except for the swoosh of the tires on the asphalt roadway and the hum of the powerful engine. “What dream is that?” Norman finally asked.

 

Hannah knew exactly what he was thinking. Norman was wondering whether she’d slipped over the edge of sanity from the stress.

 

“I’m not crazy, Norman,” she reassured him. “It’s true that I’m under a lot of stress knowing that I’m the prime suspect, and that’s probably why I had such a dreadful nightmare last night. But part of the dream came from my memory of diving down to the car in the pond. I won’t go into details. It’s not important and it was standard nightmare fare. But there was a thermos on the passenger seat in my dream, and it got knocked to the floorboards. I’ve been trying to remember, and I think there really was a thermos in Doctor Bev’s car. And since the only time I ever saw the inside of her car was when it was underwater, the memory had to come from that.”

 

“Okay,” Norman said, still sounding a bit dubious.

 

“If there is a thermos on the floorboards and the cap is on tight, the contents might prove my innocence.”

 

“Poison in the thermos and not in your cupcakes?” Norman asked, catching on immediately.

 

“Yes, but not a traditional poison. Doc Knight ran more tests and he identified the cause of death. It was an overdose of a powerful prescription tranquilizer.”

 

“That puts a different spin on it,” Norman said. And then, even though he tried not to show any emotion, he shivered slightly. “Tell me she was dead when she went into the water.”

 

“Doc Knight said she was. Mike told me.”

 

“Okay.” Norman looked very relieved. “I know dead is dead, and nothing will change that, but the idea of Bev drowning really bothered me.”

 

“Me, too,” Hannah said.

 

They were silent then, each thinking their own thoughts. Norman may have been reliving the good times with Doctor Bev. She knew there must have been some, or they wouldn’t have gotten engaged the first time. Perhaps it was rather na?ve of her, but she still believed that there was some good in everyone.

 

Moishe crawled between the bucket seats and settled in her lap. He began to purr and the sound was comforting. Hannah closed her eyes for a moment. When she opened them, she saw that they were approaching Eden Lake and she lowered her window. She loved the damp green smell of the lake with the teeming life beneath its surface.

 

Life on the shore was equally rich and plentiful. Small animals scurried beneath the trees, insects flitted and buzzed in an effort to claim the air, and birds called from the tall trees that lined both sides of the road, their branches almost meeting overhead.

 

The lacy green tunnel widened as they approached the hospital. Norman turned into the curving access road that led to the parking lot, and Hannah drew a deep, steadying breath. She reached down to pet Moishe, not entirely to reassure him, but also to reassure herself.

 

Norman parked in a spot very close to the door, shut off the engine, and turned to her. He reached out and touched her face, caressing her cheek. “Ready?” he asked.

 

Hannah hesitated for one brief moment, wondering how such a small gesture on Norman’s part could be so comforting, and then she smiled. “Ready,” she said.

 

The nurse at the reception desk was a welcome surprise. It was Jenny, and Hannah gave her a big smile. “Hi, Jenny,” she said. “Meet Norman Rhodes. He’s the town dentist.”

 

“Hello, Norman.” Jenny turned to him. “Do you have a card? I need to make an appointment for a cleaning.”

 

Norman produced the card and Jenny tucked it away in the pocket on her uniform. “I don’t have any classes tonight, so I’m filling in for the receptionist while she’s on break.”

 

“Do you live here?” Hannah teased.

 

“I ought to. It would certainly save time since I’m almost always here. As a matter of fact, I’m working the night shift tonight.”

 

“Didn’t Mother say she was taking you home after I saw you at The Cookie Jar?”

 

“That was the plan, but Doc Knight called and needed me for the night shift. When we left you, your mother took me to my place so that I could change to a fresh uniform and then we stopped at her house so that she could change into her dress clothes.”

 

“She must have plans for tonight,” Hannah speculated.

 

“Oh, she does. When Doc Knight finishes up, they’re going out to the Lake Eden Inn for dinner.” Jenny came out from behind the desk to pet Moishe. “This must be Moishe. Your mother told me all about him.”

 

“Did she tell you all about him?”

 

“Shredded stockings and all.” Jenny did a deep knee bend so that she was on Moishe’s level. “You’re a handsome fellow, aren’t you, Moishe?”

 

Moishe purred, soaking up the attention, and Hannah smiled the proud cat owner’s smile. “He likes you, Jenny.”

 

“And I like him. You three can go right down to Miss Donnelly’s room. She’s expecting you.”

 

Hannah and Norman walked down the hallway with Moishe leading the way. Hannah was surprised at how well he walked on a leash. He seemed quite comfortable in this environment and that was good. She even began to wonder if he could be a therapy cat for some of Doc Knight’s other patients.

 

“Are there any nuts in that Monkey Bread?” Norman asked her.

 

“No. I decided not to put them in. I wasn’t sure if Barbara could chew them.”

 

“She might be able to chew them, but she still has some healing to do. Soft food would be best for a week or so.”

 

“How was she when you saw her?”

 

“Good. She was really happy to get the bridge even though it’s only a temporary. She said she was tired of looking like a bag lady.”

 

“So she was . . . rational?”

 

“Yes. She didn’t say anything strange at all. And she knew who I was and who Doc Knight was. She even called her nurse by name.” Norman stopped and frowned slightly. “Of course the nurse was wearing a name tag, so I guess that’s not as important as I thought it was.”

 

“It’s still a big improvement.”

 

“I know. I told Roger that, and he seemed very relieved. He was really worried about Barbara’s condition.”

 

“Roger visited Barbara?”

 

“No, I ran into him in the lobby. He was out here to visit his father.”

 

Hannah sighed deeply. “Poor Roger!”

 

“I know. First he got the news that his father was terminal, and now his fiancée is dead. He didn’t look good, Hannah. I don’t think he got any sleep at all last night.”

 

“I can believe that.”

 

“All he could talk about was how much he missed Bev. I think he really loved her.”

 

Hannah didn’t reply, mostly because she didn’t know what to say. Roger may have loved Doctor Bev, but it was a cinch she hadn’t loved him. She’d made it clear to Hannah, Andrea, and Lisa that she regarded Roger as a gourmet meal ticket and no more than that. Roger would have been bitterly disappointed if he’d married Doctor Bev and then found out the truth about her. It would be kinder to leave him with his illusions.

 

“Why so quiet?” Norman asked.

 

“Just thinking,” Hannah said, not wanting to mention the subject of her thoughts even though she was ninety-nine percent certain that Norman no longer had any illusions about Doctor Bev.

 

Norman’s cell phone rang and he glanced at the display. “It’s Mike,” he said. “I think I’d better take it.”

 

They were only steps from the small waiting room for expectant fathers and Hannah glanced in to see that it was deserted. “In here,” she said, leading the way.

 

“Hi, Mike,” Norman greeted him as he took a chair by the window overlooking the lake. “What’s up?” He listened a minute and then he gave a little laugh. “You’re right. She’s here. Hold on a second and I’ll put her on the . . . What was that? You did? Four times?” There was another pause and then Norman laughed. “You’re probably right. Just a second and I’ll check.”

 

Norman turned to Hannah. “Take out your cell phone, Hannah. Mike says he tried to call you four times and he couldn’t even leave a voice mail.”

 

“That’s because I don’t have voice mail,” Hannah told him. “But my phone’s on.” She rummaged around in the bottom of her saddlebag-size purse and drew it out to check. “I don’t understand why he couldn’t get through to . . . Uh-oh!”

 

Norman spoke into his own phone again. “Hannah said Uh-oh. Do you know what that means?” He listened for Mike’s answer and then he chuckled. “You’re probably right. Hold on a second and I’ll ask her.” Norman turned to Hannah with a grin. “Mike seems to think that you probably forgot to charge your phone again.”

 

Hannah sighed. She hated to admit it, but Mike was right. She had forgotten to charge her cell phone at The Cookie Jar even though Andrea had gone to the phone store to get her the right charger and even plugged it into the outlet at the end of the counter.

 

“Is he right?” Norman asked, looking amused.

 

“Yes,” Hannah said, even though she really didn’t want to admit that Mike and Norman were right.

 

“That’s okay. You can talk to him on my phone.” Norman handed it over.

 

“Hi, Mike,” she said.

 

“Hi. So you forgot to charge it?”

 

“Yes, I forgot to charge it.”

 

“Again?”

 

“Yes, again. And I’ve got the charger Andrea bought for me plugged in at The Cookie Jar. I’ve got one at home too, and I even put up reminder notes by both chargers. At first the notes worked, but they don’t seem to work anymore.”

 

“That’s because you got used to them. Move them to a new location. You’ll notice them then. And when they stop working in the new spots, move them again. When you get used to seeing something, you just take it for granted until it’s not there anymore.”

 

What Mike had just said resonated in Hannah’s mind. She was always there, either in her condo, or at work. And she always cooked for him. Did Mike take her for granted? Would he appreciate her a little more if suddenly she wasn’t there anymore?”

 

“Hannah?” Mike interrupted her unwelcome thoughts.

 

“Don’t you want to know why I called?”

 

“I do. Of course I do.”

 

“We found the thermos. It was under the passenger seat. You must have seen it yesterday and you just forgot about it with so many other things on your mind.”

 

Like the fact you interrogated me and almost arrested me for murder, her mind said, but Hannah quite wisely didn’t repeat it to Mike. After all, he’d recovered the thermos and that was the important thing. “So where is the thermos now?” she asked.

 

“Doc Knight has it. There was about a cup of liquid left inside and he’s running tests on it.”

 

“If he finds tranquilizers in the coffee, does that mean I’m in the clear?”

 

“It does. I talked to Roger and he says he didn’t pick up any coffee from you or from Lisa. It all depends on the lab report. Doc’s going to call me the second he gets the results.”

 

“Okay. Thanks for telling me, Mike. I’m really happy that they found it and it wasn’t just part of my dream.”

 

“I’m happy too, Hannah. Tell Barbara hello from me, okay? And let her know that everyone out here at the station misses her and wants her to come back soon.”

 

“I’ll tell her,” Hannah promised and then she handed the phone back to Norman. “Thanks for the phone, Norman.”

 

Just then Jenny came racing up the hallway after them. “Your mother just called,” she said to Hannah. “She wants to see you before you go to visit Barbara.”

 

“Okay,” Hannah agreed. “Is she in Doc Knight’s office?”

 

“Where else?” Jenny asked with a smile. “Your mother spends most of her time in there. She does a lot of things for Doc Knight.”

 

I wonder exactly what things she does. Hannah’s mind asked the question as she relayed the message to Norman, and they continued down the hall to Doc Knight’s office.

 

“Mother,” Hannah said, walking in the door. “You wanted to see me?”

 

“Yes, dear.” Delores turned to Norman. “Hello, Norman. Are you going to see Barbara, too?”

 

“I’d like to find out how she’s getting along with her temporary bridge,” Norman said.

 

“She’s getting along just fine,” Delores said. “She knows she looks better and now she can eat some things she couldn’t have before. Pureed everything has to be boring after a while.”

 

There was a yowl from Moishe and Hannah lifted him into her arms. “Say hello to Moishe, Mother.”

 

“My darling Grandcat,” Delores crooned, opening the top drawer of Doc’s desk. “Come on up here, Moishe. I’ve got something for you.”

 

Hannah saw the familiar cat treat canister in her mother’s hand and immediately placed Moishe on the desktop. “That’s very smart of you, Mother,” she said.

 

“That’s self-preservation,” Delores answered, doling out one of Moishe’s favorite fish-shaped treats. “Or perhaps I should say it’s silk-preservation since I’m wearing hose tonight. What do you have in those boxes, dear? Something for Barbara?”

 

“Yes. I brought some Monkey Bread for her,” Hannah said.

 

“What’s that?”

 

Hannah took one of the boxes out of Norman’s arms and set it on the desktop. She opened it and let her mother see the contents. “It’s a lot like cinnamon rolls and it has chocolate chips between the layers. I didn’t have time to make my Special Cinnamon Rolls so I got this recipe from Lisa.”

 

“Very pretty,” Delores said. “It smells absolutely fabulous. And that reminds me, have you eaten, dears?”

 

“Not yet,” Hannah answered, turning to Norman. “How about you?”

 

“Not yet. I was going to ask you if you wanted to go out to eat after we saw Barbara.”

 

“And I was going to ask both of you if you wanted to join us for dinner out at the Inn,” Delores said, before Hannah could answer Norman. “Doc’s running a test on that thermos they found in the car. He just called to tell me he’ll have the final results in about an hour, but there’s definitely a foreign substance in there.”

 

Without any conscious thought, Hannah crossed her fingers. If the foreign substance turned out to be the tranquilizers that had killed Doctor Bev, she would be cleared!

 

“I thought we might be celebrating tonight,” Delores continued. “Will you join us, dears?”

 

“Sounds good to me,” Norman said.

 

“Me, too,” Hannah agreed. “Tell me what happened when you took Barbara the things from her house.”

 

“She was perfectly rational,” Delores said. “I brought a bowling trophy from the mantle. It had her father’s name on it. She recognized it immediately and knew exactly where I’d gotten it. She said, That’s my dad’s bowling trophy. He won it the year before he died. I kept it because it used to make my mother laugh. It’s so funny, Delores. Just look. They spelled his name wrong.”

 

“Did they?” Norman asked her.

 

“Yes. It was engraved Patrick Donnelly and there were three N’s in Donnelly.”

 

“The last time Barbara talked about her father, she got very upset and started to cry,” Hannah said, remembering how Delores had patted Barbara’s hand and told her not to think of sad things.

 

“Not this time. And she was the one who referred to her father dying the year after he won the trophy. Doc was very pleased when I told him. He’s been hoping that her delusions would fade as her physical condition improved.”

 

Hannah nodded. “It sounds reasonable. Let’s just hope he’s right. What else did you find to bring for Barbara?”

 

“One of her purses since the strap broke on the one she had with her the night of the party. It’s a pretty tan leather shoulder bag with a gold buckle.”

 

Norman looked thoughtful. “I think I remember her carrying that purse last winter. Did she recognize it?”

 

“Immediately. And she thanked me very nicely for bringing it. She said it was one of her favorite purses. I asked her where she got it and she said Nettie Grant had given it to her for Christmas when Sheriff Grant was still alive.”

 

“It sounds to me as if she’s getting better every day,” Norman commented.

 

“I hope so,” Delores said, “but Doc warned me not to get too excited. He said that brain injuries were unpredictable and there could be setbacks.”

 

Hannah remembered that Lisa had said the same thing about her father. She’d told Hannah that there were good days and bad days, and there was no way to predict them.

 

“Is this Monkey Bread for me, dear?” Delores asked, pulling Hannah out of her contemplative mood.

 

“Yes, Mother. You can share it with Doc Knight and some of the nurses if you want to.”

 

“I will, but only after I have a piece. Or perhaps two pieces. It has chocolate, you said?”

 

“Lots of chocolate.”

 

“Good. I can hardly wait to taste it!” Delores stopped and looked at Hannah expectantly.

 

“What?” Hannah asked, not sure what her mother wanted.

 

“It’s like Doc always tells me. Payback is only fair. Aren’t you going to say it?”

 

“Say what, Mother?”

 

“Say what I used to say to you.”

 

Hannah had no idea what her mother was talking about, but when she saw the large chunk of Monkey Bread that Delores had pulled from the loaf, she began to understand. They were all going out to dinner at the Inn and Delores was eating a large chunk of the sweet bread beforehand. “Don’t spoil your dinner, Mother.”

 

Delores laughed. “I won’t. And I bet you’ve waited your whole life to say that.”

 

“You’re right.” Hannah was smiling as she scooped Moishe up, set him on his feet, and motioned to Norman. It was time to go to see Barbara. As they headed out the door and turned down the hallway, Hannah found herself hoping that Barbara’s rational response to the things Delores had brought her would carry over to their visit with her.

MONKEY BREAD

 

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F., rack in the middle position.

 

1 and ? cups white (granulated) sugar

 

1 and ? teaspoons ground cinnamon

 

4 cans (7.5 ounce tube) unbaked refrigerated

 

biscuits (I used Pillsbury)

 

1 cup chopped nuts of your choice (optional)

 

1 cup chocolate chips (optional) (that’s a 6-ounce

 

size bag)

 

? cup salted butter (1 stick, 4 ounces, 1/4 pound)

 

Hannah’s 1st Note: If you prefer, you can use 16.3 ounce tubes of Pillsbury Grands. If you do this, buy only 2 tubes. They are larger—you will use half a tube for each layer.

 

Tony’s Note: If you use chocolate chips and/or nuts, place them between each biscuit layer.

 

Spray the inside of a Bundt pan with Pam or another nonstick cooking spray. Set your prepared pan on a drip pan just in case the butter overflows. Then you won’t have to clean your oven.

 

Mix the white sugar and cinnamon together in a mixing bowl. (I used a fork to mix it up so that the cinnamon was evenly distributed.)

 

Open 1 can of biscuits at a time and break or cut them into quarters. You want bite-size pieces.

 

Roll the pieces in the cinnamon and sugar mixture, and place them in the bottom of the Bundt pan.

 

Sprinkle one-third of the chopped nuts and one-third of the chocolate chips on top of the layer, if you decided to use them.

 

Open the second can of biscuits, quarter them, roll them in the cinnamon and sugar, and place them on top of the first layer. (If you used Pillsbury Grands, you’ll do this with the remainder of the first tube.)

 

Sprinkle on half of the remaining nuts and chocolate chips, if you decided to use them.

 

Repeat with the third can of biscuits (or the first half of the second tube of Grands). Sprinkle on the remainder of the nuts and chocolate chips, if you decided to use them.

 

Repeat with the fourth can of biscuits (or the rest of the Grands) to make a top layer in your Bundt pan.

 

Melt the butter and the remaining cinnamon and sugar mixture in a microwave safe bowl on HIGH for 45 seconds. Give it a final stir and pour it over the top of your Bundt pan.

 

Bake your Monkey Bread at 350 degrees F. for 40 to 45 minutes, or until nice and golden on top.

 

Take the Bundt pan out of the oven and let it cool on a cold burner or a wire rack for 10 minutes while you find a plate that will fit over the top of the Bundt pan.

 

Using potholders or oven mitts invert the plate over the top of the Bundt pan and turn it upside down to unmold your delicious Monkey Bread.

 

To serve, you can cut this into slices like Bundt cake, but it’s more fun to just let people pull off pieces with their fingers.

 

Hannah’s 2nd Note: If you’d like to make Caramel Monkey Bread, use only ? cup of white sugar. Mix it with the cinnamon the way you’d do if it was the full amount of white sugar. At the very end when you melt the butter with the leftover cinnamon and sugar mixture, add ? cup of brown sugar to the bowl before you put it in the microwave. Pour that hot mixture over the top of your Bundt pan before baking and it will form a luscious caramel topping when you unmold your Monkey Bread.

 

Hannah’s 3rd Note: I don’t know why this is called “Monkey Bread”. Norman thinks it has something to do with the old story about the monkey that couldn’t get his hand out of the hole in the tree because he wouldn’t let go of the nut he was holding in his fist. Mike thinks it’s because monkeys eat with their hands and you can pull this bread apart and eat it with your hands. Mother says it’s because monkeys are social animals and you can put this bread in the center of the table and everyone can sit around it and eat. Tracey says it’s because it’s a cute name. Bethie doesn’t care. She just wants to eat it.