Once Dead, Twice Shy

There once was a girl with a bike, who thought she’d go off on a hike. She headed off west, ’cause she thought it was best, but ran into someone she liked.”

 

 

My foot slipped. Habit pulled my breath in fast when my ankle gave a twinge and the bike fell down the six inches I had managed. “I’m going south, not west,” I grumbled, then looked up at Josh as the angel laughed at me. It was too hot to feel guilty for past bitchiness. “I changed my mind,” I said loudly. “I could use some help.”

 

Josh pushed himself away from his truck and started down, sliding until he found the rocks and began to pick his way. I waited, then backed up when he gave me a smile and took the handlebars from me.

 

“How did you get a flat tire?” he asked as he snuck glances at my purple hair.

 

“There once was a girl from the shire, who constantly got a flat tire.”

 

 

 

“Shut up!” I yelled, then cringed when Josh turned to me, shocked.

 

“Uh, not you,” I amended, just about dying on the spot. Not that I could, but I felt like it. “I, um, wasn’t talking to you.”

 

Josh’s eyebrows went up. “Who were you talking to? Dead people?”

 

He meant it as a joke, but I felt myself pale. From behind me came a chiming, “You have to be alive first, short stuff, to be dead.”

 

The silence stretched, and Josh’s expression went from amused to bothered. “It was a joke, Madison.”

 

Miserable, I tried to find a spin on this that wouldn’t make me look like Mad Madison. Stupid guardian angel. This was all its fault. “I’m sorry,” I said, tucking my hair back. “It was nice of you to stop and help me. I really appreciate it. I’m just hot.” My tension eased when his jaw unclenched. “It hasn’t been a good day,” I added.

 

Josh was silent, and I glanced at him. We were almost to the top, and I didn’t want him to leave thinking I’d yelled at him for no reason. “You’re, uh, on the track team, right?” I said.

 

“Yup. We’re doing a charity relay tomorrow at the school carnival,” he said, slowing to work the front tire between two rocks. “Dollars per time around the track, that kind of thing. Coach thinks it’s a great way to keep us from going soft over the summer. What are you doing to help?”

 

“Me?” I stammered. “Uh…”

 

Josh looked askance at me. “That’s why you were at the school, right?”

 

“Not really,” I said. “I was meeting someone. They left. My tire went flat.” The angel edged into my vision, and I slapped at it. “Wow, big mosquito,” I said, and it hummed in indignation, the light shifting brighter.

 

“And you came here because you didn’t want your dad to find out you were meeting someone?” Josh said. “Gotcha.” Sighing, he looked to the top of the hill as if he was distancing himself from me already.

 

I was screwing this up royally. “It’s not my dad; it’s my neighbor,” I said.

 

“Mrs. Walsh?” Josh asked, startling me.

 

“You’ve heard of her?” I said, finding myself grinning at his understanding smile.

 

He nodded. “My friend Parker lives on your street. That woman goes through his garbage to pull out the recyclables. Creepy old bat.”

 

“That’s awful.” Feeling better, I dropped my eyes. “I didn’t expect to get a flat tire. I mean, it’s only five miles to my house…you know.” Puffing beside Josh with the bike between us, I glanced at him, wishing I hadn’t yelled at the guardian angel. Josh was silent as we reached the top, and as soon as we were both on level ground, I reached for the handlebars, nervously trying not to touch his fingers. “Thanks,” I said as I looked at his truck parked on the side of the road. He was going north, and I was going south, into town. “I think I can get it from here.”

 

 

 

Josh’s hands slipped from the chrome. “Is everything okay? You’re kind of jittery.”

 

I jerked the bike from him. “I’m fine. Why?”

 

He shoved his glasses up. “Your hair is wet, and I know you weren’t on the track. Did someone give you a swirly or something? You’re acting like my sister when she’s in trouble and the world is out to get her.”

 

I felt cornered, and my pace quickened. “No more trouble than usual,” I said with false cheerfulness. A car whizzed by. It was the last of the track team. Cripes, I missed my car.

 

Josh was silent, his steps slowing as we got farther from his truck. “Look, I know how dads can be.

 

Mine keeps such a tight leash on me I can’t take a leak without him checking to see that I washed my hands.”

 

Halting, I looked up. “It’s not my dad. He’s cool.”

 

“What is your problem?” Josh said. “I’m just trying to help.”

 

My eyebrows rose when the ball of light made a kissing sound. “He’s trying to he-e-e-elp,” it crooned, and Josh shivered when it landed on his shoulder. Great, the thing belonged to the cupid union. This was not what I needed.

 

“I’m fine. Really. Thanks,” I said shortly, shoving my bike through the loose gravel.

 

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