“Wow,” I said, playing along. “He sounds … patient.”
“Okay, now you.”
I sat there for an uncomfortable amount of time, trying to think of something interesting to say. I couldn’t talk about a distant girlfriend the way I wanted to—which would definitely make Haley feel more comfortable about the shower situation.
“It doesn’t have to be some big profound thing,” she told me. “It can be simple.”
“Got it,” I said, still brainstorming. Then it came to me. “My little sister, who’s probably my best friend in the world, turns seventeen on Christmas day. This is the first birthday of hers I’ll have ever missed.” Sofe wasn’t technically my best friend, and she didn’t technically turn seventeen until the week after Christmas, but the point was to show Haley I was a solid brother, which would hopefully increase her trust in me.
“Ah, that’s sad. Why didn’t you go home?”
No money! “Because I promised Mike I’d cat sit.”
Haley frowned. “I’m sure he’d have understood. It’s Christmas. And your sister’s birthday.”
“I have a lot of homework and stuff, too,” I lied.
“Ah, I figured you were a student,” Haley said. “What school?”
“NYU.”
She nodded. “Isn’t your semester over?”
I pulled my beanie tighter over my forehead and shifted positions on the couch. “Actually, it’s for next semester.” I pointed at the novel I’d been reading. “This one lit class I’m taking has a grip of reading. I’m trying to, like, get ahead, you know?” It was true that a class I’d signed up for had a large reading list, but the book on the couch had nothing to do with school. And I was a fast reader.
“What year are you?” Haley asked.
“Freshman. You?”
“I’m a sophomore at Columbia.”
“Nice, a college veteran,” I said.
Haley forced a laugh. “Please. I have no idea what I’m even going to major in.”
I glanced at my book again.
There was another awkward silence at that point, and after a few seconds Haley stood up and said, “See?”
I stood up, too. “See what?”
“Now we know a little about each other. Which means it’s less weird for me to take a shower at your place.”
“Well, technically,” I pointed out, “it’s not my place.”
“It’s yours through the holidays, right?”
“I guess so.” I watched Haley disappear into the hall, and a few seconds later I heard the bathroom door in the master bedroom close. I looked around the apartment, trying to imagine it as my place. The designer couch. The expensive-looking leather chair. The massive flat-screen mounted on the wall. The fancy-looking paintings.
What would my old man say if he saw me standing here right now?
He’d think I was cat sitting in a museum.
I read the entire time Haley was in Mike’s bathroom—which was a shockingly long time. When she finally walked back into the living room, her hair was wet and I could tell she was wearing fresh makeup. She looked beautiful.
I sat down my book and got up, saying, “Everything go okay in there?”
“It was quite lovely. Thanks.” She waited for me to open the front door. When I did, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “Thank you, Shy.”
I got a weird, unbalanced feeling hearing her say my name, and I told her, “My shower’s your shower, Haley.” But that sounded kind of sexual so I quickly added: “I mean, you can bathe in my place anytime.” But that was creepy, too. “I mean—”
“I know what you mean,” she said, saving me from myself. “I appreciate it.”
She gave me a nice smile and left Mike’s apartment.
When I closed the door, I found Olive looking up at me, accusatorily.
“What?” I asked.
She meowed.
“Look,” I told her, “you’re gonna have to start speaking English around here.”
She stuck out her front paws, stretched her multicolored back, and crept away.