He never forgave that guy Sean who broke my heart in the sixth form. He still scowls if I mention the saddlery. (I did a summer job there, and I thought they underpaid me. Only by a tiny amount, but that was it as far as Dad was concerned. He’s boycotted them ever since.) And I know he reacts like that because he loves me. But sometimes it’s hard to bear his disappointment at life as well as my own.
The first time I had a run-in with a colleague at work, when I was starting out in Birmingham, I told Dad about it. Well, that did it. He mentioned it every time we spoke, for about six months. He told me to complain to HR…suggested I wasn’t standing up for myself enough….He basically wanted to hear that the colleague had been punished. Even after I’d told him again and again that it was all fixed and I wanted to move on and could we please not discuss it anymore? As I say, I know he was only showing he cared—but still, it was draining.
So the next time I had an issue, I quietly sorted it out for myself and said nothing. Easier for me, easier for Dad. It’s easier for him if he doesn’t know I’ve traded his beloved Somerset for a hard, struggling existence, if he believes I’m leading what he calls “the high life in London.” It’s easier for me if I don’t have to expose every detail of my existence to his uncomprehending, anxious gaze.
And, yes, it gives me heartache. We were so close, the Dad-and-Katie team. I never kept anything from him, not my first period, not my first kiss. Now I’m constantly careful. The only way I can rationalize it is that I will be honest with him, when I can tell him things that will make him happy. When I’m more secure, less defensive.
Just not yet.
“I was remembering Father Christmas’s Grotto,” I say, taking a crisp, trying to lighten things. “Remember the fistfight that broke out?”
“Those wretched children.” Dad shakes his head indignantly. “There was nothing wrong with those balloons.”
“There was!” I burst into laughter. “They were duds and you knew it! And as for the Christmas stockings…” I turn to Biddy. “You should have seen them. They fell apart in the children’s hands.”
Dad has the grace to look a bit shamefaced, and I can’t help laughing again. This is the territory we do best on, Dad and me. The past.
“So, has Biddy told you?” Dad spreads his arms out, as though to indicate the fields in front of us.
“Told me what?”
“No, I haven’t,” says Biddy. “I was waiting.”
“Waiting for what?” I look from one to the other. “What’s up?”
“Glamping,” says Dad with a flourish.
“Glamping? What do you mean, glamping?”
“It’s where it’s at, love. Saw it in the papers. All the celebs are at it. We’ve got the land, we’ve got the time….”
“We’re serious,” says Biddy earnestly. “We want to open a glamping site here. What do you think?”
I don’t know what I think. I mean…glamping?
“Could be a money-spinner,” says Dad, and I feel a familiar trickle of alarm. I thought Biddy had calmed him down. I thought the days of Dad’s crazy schemes were over. The last I heard, he was going to start getting odd jobs in the neighborhood and build up a handyman business to supplement the farm income. Which is a sensible idea.
“Dad, opening a glamping site is a massive deal.” I try not to sound as negative as I feel. “It needs investment, knowledge…I mean, you don’t just wake up one morning and say, Let’s do glamping. For a start, don’t you need permission?”
“Got it!” says Dad triumphantly. “At least, as near as damn it. It’s this farm diversification business, isn’t it? Bring business to the area. The council’s all for it.”
“You’ve spoken to the council?” I’m taken aback. This is more serious than I realized.
“I did,” says Biddy. Her dark eyes are shining. “I’ve had an inheritance, love.”
“Oh, wow,” I say in surprise. “I didn’t know.”
“It’s not huge, but it’s enough. And I really think we could do this, Katie. We’ve got the land, and it’s crying out for some use. I think we’d enjoy it. I don’t suppose…” She hesitates. “No. Of course not.”
“What?”
“Well.” Biddy glances at Dad.
“We wondered—do you want to come in on the business with us?” says Dad with an awkward laugh. “Be a partner?”
“What?” I goggle at him. “But…how can I come in on the business? I’m up in London—”
I break off and look away. I practically can’t say “London” around Dad without wincing.
“We know!” says Biddy. “We’re so proud of you, love, with your job and your amazing life. Aren’t we, Mick?”
Biddy is a stalwart supporter of my London life, despite the fact she’s about as keen on cities as Dad is. But I wish she wouldn’t try to prompt him like that.
“Of course we are,” mutters Dad.
“But we thought, if you did fancy a change…” Biddy continues. “Or in your spare time…or weekends? You’re so bright and clever, Katie….”
They’re serious. They want me to come in on the business with them. Oh God. I love Biddy. I love Dad. But that’s a huge responsibility.
“I can’t be a partner.” I shove my hands through my hair, avoiding their eyes. “I’m sorry. Life in London is so busy; I just don’t have time….”
I can see Biddy forcing a smile through her disappointment.
“Of course,” she says. “Of course you don’t. You’ve done so well, Katie. Have you had your bedroom redecorated yet?”
I feel another massive twinge of guilt and take a sip of punch, playing for time. I came up with the redecorating story when Dad and Biddy came to visit. (That way, we didn’t need to go near the flat and I could take them out to Jamie’s Italian.) Then I told them it was stalled. Then I told them it was on again.
“It’s on the way!” I smile brightly. “Just need to get the color scheme right.”
“Color scheme,” echoes Dad, with a wry smile at Biddy. “You hear that, Biddy?”
Our farmhouse has never had a color scheme in its life. We’ve got ancient furniture that’s been there for hundreds of years (well, maybe a hundred years) and walls that have been the same mustard or salmon pink since I was a child. What the house really needs, I suppose, is someone to gut it, knock down some walls, come in with a Farrow & Ball chart, and make the most of the view.
Although, actually, the thought of changing a single detail makes me feel all hot and bothered.
“Anyway, it was just a thought,” says Biddy brightly.
“Of course you haven’t got time, Kitty-Kate,” says Dad, his tone a little wistful. “It’s understandable.”
He’s such a familiar sight, standing there in the Somerset sunshine, with his wrinkles and his heavy, stained jersey and his work boots covered in mud. All my life, Dad’s been there. Pottering around the house, in the fields, taking me to the pub and feeding me crisps. Trying to make our millions. Not just for him, for me too.
“Look.” I exhale. “I didn’t mean I can’t help. Maybe with the marketing stuff or something?”
“There!” Biddy’s face lights up in delight. “I knew Katie would help! Anything you can do, love. You know about these things. Give us some advice.”
“OK, so what exactly are you going to do?” I gesture around the land. “Take me through the whole plan.”
“Buy some tents,” says Dad promptly. “Dave Yarnett’s got a good line in them. Gave me the idea in the first place. He’ll throw in sleeping bags too.”
“No.” I shake my head firmly. “Not tents. Yurts.”
“You what?” Dad looks baffled.
“Yurts. Yurts. Have you never heard of yurts?”
“Sounds like an illness of the you-know-wheres,” says Dad, twinkling. “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got the yurts.” He laughs uproariously at his own joke, and Biddy shoots him a reproving glance.
“I’ve heard of them,” she says. “It’s Moroccan tents, isn’t it?”