34
Ashland Inn
BY THE TIME we pull into Ashland, the sun is long gone. Beck suggests parking somewhere and sleeping in the back of the truck again, to which Walt says, “Uncle Phil hurts my bones,” to which Beck smiles, to which a thousand metaphysical Mims do a flash dance to the tune of “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang.
Walt offers to pay for a hotel; after some discussion, Beck and I agree to use a small amount of Walt’s father-money and find the cheapest motel available.
“How does thirty-three bucks sound?” asks Beck, returning from the front office of a dingy one-story called Ashland Inn.
“Bedbuggy?” I say, climbing out of the truck. “Sketchy? Murdery?”
Beck grabs his duffel and Walt’s suitcase. “So, perfect, in other words.”
“Very other words.” I sling my JanSport over my shoulder and decide to keep quiet regarding my mom’s theory on motels, and their subsequent place of prominence in my heart. It’s best if Beck just thinks I’m a typical girl in this regard. The regard of me assuming motels are grime pits, full of vermin and sperm bunnies.
Inside, the room is cheap and small, even by cheap, small motel standards: two twin beds, one nightstand, one love seat, one tiny dresser with one TV. The carpets, a grayish maroon, have what I hope to God are coffee stains scattered every few feet. Looking up, I notice the ceiling is stained, too, which seems an interesting achievement.
Beck pokes his head in the bathroom and whistles low. Joining him in the bathroom door, the first thing I notice is the toilet: any lower, and it would be in the floor. The sink looks more like a porcelain salad bowl, barely deep enough to fit your hands under the faucet. But worst of all is the shower. If the outer room is small, the bathroom is comically small. And if the bathroom is comically small, the shower is oompa-loompally small.
“That could be problematic,” says Beck.
“Problematic?” I raise an eyebrow. “For a hobbit, maybe. Impossible for us. That showerhead can’t be more than four feet off the ground.”
He smiles at me, tilts his head, and there it goes—the jellification of my heart, the sinking of my brain into my shoes.
“I didn’t peg you for a Middle-earth gal, Mim.”
“Oh, I’ve got game.”
“So it would seem,” he says, looking back at the shower. “Well. It’s gonna take more than a Ringwraith to keep me outta that shower tonight. I’ll just have to make it work.” He joins Walt by the television, leaving me to imagine Beck Van Buren “making it work.” In a shower. Showering. With the . . . water, and all the soap, and . . .
Pull it together, Malone.
We spend the next fifteen minutes watching Walt crack up at an old episode of I Love Lucy. Beck’s phone rings, and while he goes outside to take the call, I decide to brave the shower from the Shire.
It’s far from ideal, which is to say I have to hunch over the entire time, and the water isn’t quite as hot as I’d like, but it’s a shower, and I’m grateful. Afterward, I pull out the last of my clean clothes, including Mom’s old Zeppelin tee. Slipping into my stained jeans, I peer into the foggy mirror and do what I can for my hair. After a few tussles it’s not half-bad. The cut really took, it seems. More rakish than mod, maybe, but still . . . not bad. I give myself a once-over.
Things could be better: the jaw, the nose, the cheekbone, still too Picasso.
Things could be worse: people pay millions for Picasso.
Millions, Mim. You’re worth millions.
By the time I open the bathroom door, I don’t feel like complete shit, which is really saying something. “Have you guys thought about din—”
On the television, Lucy is stomping grapes at a vineyard, but no one is watching. The room is empty.
I cross the carpet in my bare feet (avoiding stains like landmines), and peer through the curtains. The truck is gone. Beck and Walt are gone. They’re gone. I let the curtains fall back in place. They’re gone. It’s a heavy weight—I feel it in my shoulders first, sinking like an anchor into the depths of Mim. They’re gone. My elbows, heavy. My hands and hips, heavy. My thighs, my knees, my feet, heavy, heavy, heavy. They’re gone. I am sinking into myself, falling to the bottom of this immense heaviness. It’s an ocean. They’re—
The door opens.
“Hey, hey.”
Walt enters, carrying a plastic bag. Beck is right behind him, holding a plastic bag of his own. Walt sits on the bed, pulls out some Combos and a Mountain Dew, and laughs as Lucy picks a fight with another lady in the grape vat.