September 2—noon
Dear Isabel,
A quick note: I don’t think a vivid imagination is all it’s cracked up to be. I’m quite certain you have one, but if not, thank the gods of born-with gifts and move on. However, if you’re cursed as I am with a love of storytelling and adventures in galaxies far, far away, and mythical creatures from fictional lands who are more real to you than actual people with blood and bones—which is to say, people who exist—well, let me be the first to pass on my condolences.
Because life is rarely what you imagined it would be.
Signing off,
Mary Iris Malone,
Storytelling Lackey
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE
(526 Miles to Go)
12
Anomalies
IN SIXTH-GRADE ADVANCED English, my teacher presented a challenging assignment: find a single word to best describe you, then write a paper as to why. During the two weeks leading up to the paper’s due date, I pored over the dictionary each night, searching for that one word which might perfectly define Mim Malone. In the end, I chose the word anomaly. (I had it down to that, or cheeky, and by my reckoning, it would be far easier to define my many moods with a word whose very definition was a person or thing that couldn’t be defined by any one thing. This, I thought, was irrefutable logic at its finest.) I remember the last paragraph of that paper like it was yesterday.
“In summary, I am 110 percent Anomaly, plus maybe 33 percent Independent Spirit, and 7 percent Free-Thinking Genius. My sum total is 150 percent, but as a living, breathing Anomaly, this is to be expected. Boom.”
Back then, I closed all my papers with Boom. It added a certain profound punctuation—a little high class among the meandering bourgeois. If I remember correctly, I received a C minus.
But even today, inasmuch as an anomaly is a thing that deviates from what is standard, normal, or expected, I can think of no more appropriate word to describe myself.
I hate lakes but love the ocean.
I hate ketchup but love everything else a tomato makes.
I would like to read a book and go to a fucking party. (I want it all, baby.)
And, pulling into the Nashville Greyhound Station, I am reminded of how much I hate country music—but blimey, I just can’t get enough Johnny Cash, the grandfather of that very genre. And, of course, Elvis, but I don’t really count him as country. Those were Mom’s two favorite musicians. We used to sit on her old College Couch in the garage, and listen straight through Man in Black or Heartbreak Hotel—vinyl of course, because there really is no other way to listen to music—just soaking in the scratched-up honesty of those two baritones, because damn it all, they’d lived life, and if anyone had a personal understanding of the pain of which they sang, it was Cash and Presley. At least, that’s what Mom said. As I grew up, my tastes changed, but when I think about it, even the music I listen to now has a certain tragic honesty to it. Bon Iver, Elliott Smith, Arcade Fire—artists whose music demands not to be liked but to be believed.
And I do.
I believe them.
Carl pulls the bus into the station and grabs the mic. “Okay, folks, welcome to Nashville. If this is your final destination”—he smiles, and I wonder if those chipped teeth are courtesy of the accident—“well, you made it. If not, you done missed your connecting bus. Just go on up to the ticket desk, they’ll set you up. And don’t forget your vouchers. Lord knows you earned ’em.” He clears his throat, continues. “As a Greyhound employee, I apologize for the incident outside Memphis and hope it don’t discourage you from choosing Greyhound in the future. As a human being, I apologize for the incident outside Memphis and wouldn’t blame you one damn bit if you never rode another Greyhound again. Now get the hell off my bus.”