CHAPTER 12
Katie, Meghan, JJ, and Patrick are sitting in a row on the grass on Bunker Hill, sharing a brown-bagged bottle of Jack, watching the tourists and the Toonies and the actors sweating their asses off in Revolutionary War costumes, playing their new favorite game. Some families get together and play Parcheesi or backgammon or Go Fish. They play Guess How Strangers Will Die.
“That guy.” JJ points to a bloated, middle-aged, balding man panting and lumbering up the steps. His ankles are thicker than Meghan’s thighs. “Three Big Macs away from a heart attack. Dead before the ambulance gets him to the hospital.”
“Supersize suicide,” says Patrick. He and JJ high-five. JJ passes the bottle to Katie.
Katie spots a woman about her age toward the bottom of the hill, lying on a beach towel, boobs up in a red bikini, brown skin glistening with oil. Even in the shadow of the monument and slathered in SPF 50, Katie is paranoid about burning.
“Her,” says Katie, pointing to the woman. “Skin cancer. Twenty-six.”
“Good one,” says Meghan.
“Aw, don’t off the hotties,” says Patrick.
“Too bad she’s wasting the few years she’s got left with that clown,” says JJ, nodding to the dude lying on the towel next to the girl. He’s wearing checkered shorts and no shirt, a black, hairy carpet covering his flabby, pale torso, navel to neck.
“Eh, he’ll be dead in a week. Dumb-ass veers his Prius into an oncoming semi trailer. He was texting LOL,” says Patrick, taking the bottle from Katie.
Meghan laughs. It’s a horrible, morbid game, and they should stop or at least not think it’s so funny. They’re all going to hell for sure.
It’s weirdly comforting, though. They’re all going to die. Everyone on this hill. The tourists, the Toonies, the fat guy, the girl in the bikini and her hairy boyfriend, that young mother pushing a stroller, her cute little baby. Even the O’Briens.
So they might die of Huntington’s disease. So what? Did they really think they were immortal, that they’d get out of this life alive? Everyone dies. Yet Katie’s been living blindfolded to this immovable fact, as if by not looking she might escape her ultimate demise. Or, yeah, sure, she’s going to die, but not until she’s like eighty or ninety and wicked old and has lived a full, amazing life. She’s been overwhelmed and distracted for the past month, fretting about the possibility of getting Huntington’s when she’s thirty-five, dead before she’s fifty. Dead before she’s done. Patrick passes the bottle to Meghan.
“Paul Revere over there,” says Meghan, referring to one of the actors. “Holds his musket up too high on the hill during a thunderstorm, gets struck by lightning.”
The actor’s sweaty face is fixed in a hard scowl. He’s leaning on the barrel of his fake musket as he spits on the ground. Families walking past him loop away, steering clear. He’s not earning his Academy Award today.
“At least he dies doing what he loves,” says Katie, laughing.
Just for fun, she recently checked the statistics. A person’s lifetime odds of being struck by lightning are one in 126,000. Chance of drowning is one in a thousand. Dying in a car accident, one in a hundred. Dying of cancer, one in seven. Their odds of dying of Huntington’s, one in two.
“See that guy,” says JJ, aiming his chin at an old man shuffling along the sidewalk, shoulders slumped forward, head hanging down as if his neck quit its full-time job, overgrown greasy gray hair beneath a worn Red Sox cap and a gnarly beard, smoking a cigarette. “He’s gonna die in his sleep in his own bed when he’s ninety-five, surrounded by his loving family.”
“Totally,” says Meghan, cracking up, handing the bottle to JJ.
Katie shakes her head. “So unfair.”
“Fuckin’ pisses me off,” says Patrick. “God gives our dad Huntington’s and lets that asshole stick around.”
They all go silent. JJ takes an impressive swig and pushes the bottle to his brother.
“So I looked into getting the test,” says JJ. “It’s not just simply giving blood. It’s a friggin’ long, drawn-out saga. They make you go to two touchy-feely psychobabble appointments with a counselor spread out over two weeks before they’ll draw your blood, and then you have to wait another four weeks before they’ll tell you your results.”
“You mean you gotta talk to a shrink?” asks Patrick.
“Yeah, basically.”
“About what?”
“The weather. Huntington’s, you moron.”
“Yeah, but what about it?”
“They want to make sure you understand what it is, what the test means and why you want to know, how you’ll handle knowing, so if it’s positive you don’t go and jump off the Tobin.”
“Doesn’t sound like a bad idea to me,” says Meghan.
“Yeah, so what?” says Patrick. “What if I say, ‘Yeah, I want to jump off the fuckin’ Tobin,’ they gonna deny me the test? It’s my life. I have a right to know. I’m not doin’ any of that counseling bullshit.”
“Then they won’t give you the test,” says JJ.
“Fuck ’em, then. I don’t want to know anyway,” says Patrick.
Maybe knowing she’s going to get Huntington’s would be a positive thing. Instead of years tumbling by one after another, same old drill, procrastinating on her bucket list because she thinks she has plenty of time to do it all, forever, she’ll know for sure that she doesn’t. Do it now. All of it. And then the next fourteen years would be awesome, better than most people’s fifty.
Or maybe it wouldn’t be such a good thing. Maybe she wouldn’t move out of Charlestown and open her own studio or get married and have kids because they’d deserve a wife and mother who would be alive to love them and teach them and so why bother with any of it if she’s going to be dead so soon? She’d be dying every day for fourteen years instead of living.
Katie imagines a time bomb ticking away inside her head, already set to a particular year, month, day, hour. Then boom. Huntington’s will explode inside her skull, blasting the parts of her brain in charge of moving, thinking, and feeling. Moving. Thinking. Feeling. What else is there? Her yoga training tells her being. There is being. When she meditates, the goal is to not move or think or feel. Just be. This is exactly the elusive state that every yogi aspires to experience. Get out of your head. Quiet your thoughts and silence your movements. Notice your feelings but don’t attach to them. Let them pass.
But Huntington’s isn’t the absence of moving, thinking, and feeling. This disease is not a transcendental state of bliss. It’s a complete freak show—ugly, constant, unproductive movements, uncontrollable rage, unpredictable paranoia, obsessive thinking. The boom doesn’t obliterate moving, thinking, and feeling. It fucks them all up. She imagines the detonation releasing some kind of poisonous liquid, a steady leak of toxins that eventually seeps into every nerve cell, polluting every thought, feeling, and movement, rotting her from the inside out.
Maybe she already has it. The pamphlet says symptoms can begin fifteen years before diagnosis. So, like now. She wobbled yesterday in Ardha Chandrasana. Half Moon Pose. Her outstretched arm and leg waved around like branches blowing in a hurricane. She leaned left and then compensated right and then stumbled out of the pose in front of the whole class. Was that Huntington’s?
Or maybe she doesn’t have it. She’s totally fine, and she just lost her balance for a moment like any normal person, and all of this obsessive worrying is for the birds.
Or maybe she does have it.
Over the past many months, Katie’s felt a growing impatience, as if riding a wave rising to a white, frothy crest. Everything she’s ever done has been in preparation for her real life, and she’s itching to get started. It’s time to begin. But just when she’s ready to really start living, is she going to find out she’s dying? Of course, everyone is dying. That’s the point of their sick little game. She knows this. But death has always been an abstract concept, an invisible ghost with no shape or texture or smell. Huntington’s is real. It’s a real death that she can picture, thanks to YouTube, and it has the shape of horror and the putrid smell of dread.
JJ looks exactly like their dad. The spitting image. He doesn’t even look related to their mom. He has their dad’s sleepy blue eyes, his stocky build, his temperament, his pink and pasty-white freckled skin. Does that mean he also has their dad’s defective Huntington’s gene? Katie bears an uncanny resemblance to her grandmother, a woman she’s only seen in pictures. Ruth. The one who had Huntington’s. Katie has her Irish cheeks and freckles, the same thin copper hair and blunt, wide nose. She’s similarly thick-boned, framed with sturdy hips and swimmer’s shoulders. They both would’ve survived the potato famine for sure.
Meghan looks and acts more like their mom. Her nose is thinner and pointier, her face is less round, her hair is darker and thicker, her frame is petite. Meghan has their mom’s private nature, her patience and tenacity, her love of Broadway music and theater and, of course, dance. Patrick looks like both parents and neither. They don’t know where the hell he came from.
In the ways they can see, through external physical traits and personality, Katie and JJ come from their dad. Does this mean they also have his Huntington’s? Without a degree in genetics or any real knowledge to back up her conclusion, Katie assumes that it does. She inherited her dad’s ugly feet; therefore, she has Huntington’s. Tick. Tick. Tick. Boom.
“Is anyone else going to find out?” asks JJ.
“So you definitely are?” asks Meghan.
“Yeah. I gotta know. I have an appointment on Wednesday. And because of our circumstances, the baby, they’re accelerating the process. I’ll find out the results in a week.”
“Jesus, man,” says Patrick.
Katie’s vaguely numbing Jack Daniel’s buzz abruptly coalesces into a knotty ball of sickening fear in her stomach. Her mouth tastes sour. Their fun game is over. Nobody wins. This is real. Too real.
“I don’t even want to say this,” says Meghan, knocking the top of her head with the knuckles of her right hand. “But if you have it, does that mean the baby has it?”
“If I don’t have it, it ends with me. The baby’s fine. If I have it, the baby has a fifty-fifty chance, just like us. Colleen will be fifteen weeks when we find out. We can have an amnio to see if the baby has it.”
“And then what?” asks Katie. “If the baby has it, would Colleen have an abortion?”